Kanji of the Day: 俵 [Kanji of the Day]
俵
✍10
小6
bag, bale, sack, counter for bags
ヒョウ
たわら
土俵 (どひょう) — ring
初土俵 (はつどひょう) — first tournament for a wrestler
土俵入り (どひょういり) — entrance procession of wrestlers into the ring
土俵際 (どひょうぎわ) — edge of the ring
土俵人生 (どひょうじんせい) — wrestler's active career
米俵 (こめだわら) — bag of rice
土俵開き (どひょうびらき) — opening ceremony for the new ring in a stable
徳俵 (とくだわら) — 4 bales on the edge of the ring set slightly back
勝負俵 (しょうぶだわら) — bales forming the edge of the ring
炭俵 (すみだわら) — sack for charcoal
Generated with kanjioftheday by Douglas Perkins.
Kanji of the Day: 填 [Kanji of the Day]
填
✍13
fill in
テン チン
は.まる は.める うず.める しず.める ふさ.ぐ
補填 (ほてん) — covering (a loss, deficit, etc.)
充填 (じゅうてん) — filling (up)
装填 (そうてん) — loading
損失補填 (そんしつほてん) — compensation for a loss
填隙 (てんげき) — caulking
填詞 (てんし) — ci (form of Chinese poetry)
填補 (てんぽ) — making up (a deficit, loss, etc.)
填料 (てんりょう) — loading material (for making paper)
填り込む (はまりこむ) — to fit in (snugly)
填り役 (はまりやく) — well-suited role
Generated with kanjioftheday by Douglas Perkins.
RFK Jr. Assclown Jambaroo: Anti-Vaxxer Bullshit, A New Panel Of Misfits, EMFs, & Chemtrails, Oh My! [Techdirt]
Well, as we previously discussed was going to occur, RFK Jr. gave his keynote speech and appearance at the Children’s Health Defense conference of anti-vaxxer conspiracy-mongers, and he was certainly firmly on brand. In fact, he did so much to make news during and around this appearance that we’re going to have to break this post up into several sections to only briefly talk about the insanity that came vomiting out of his mouth.
The Anti-Vaxxer Of It All:
Ah, RFK Jr. classic. Among the many lies Kennedy appears to have told during his confirmation hearings, the biggest of them all was when he told Congress he wasn’t an anti-vaxxer and wouldn’t do anything to change how vaccines are administered in America. Almost immediately after his confirmation, Kennedy remade the CDC’s ACIP in his image, attempted to change the vaccination schedules for children, changed federal recommendations for other vaccines in adults, and pushed Trump into issuing an executive order demanding we all pretend that we’re Danish.
Through it all, Kennedy has insisted he’s not an anti-vaxxer. Instead, he’ll say things like “the MMR vaccine is the best way to protect yourself from measles” and then go on to claim that that same vaccine is dangerous, untested, and has injured many Americans.
But he is an anti-vaxxer and you need only to listen to his address to anti-vaxxer group Children’s Health Defense to understand that.
“Let me be clear: You have a strong and steadfast friend in the White House. We’ve accomplished in 19 months things that would have seemed unthinkable two years ago,” he said.
The speech, peppered with questions about long established vaccine safety, also highlighted how once fringe views on vaccines have been given a prominent pulpit under the Trump administration. Kennedy boasted about the administration’s moves to downsize the childhood vaccination schedule and reshape a key vaccine advisory board — steps that have since been halted by a judge.
Kennedy lauded Trump for pushing ahead with attempts to overhaul vaccine guidance, including an executive order last month calling for spacing out the measles, mumps and rubella vaccine, against medical groups’ recommendations.
Again, these are all things that Kennedy promised he would not do in his confirmation hearings. He lied, Congress knows he lied, and he should be impeached for it. And I’ll also say that to state the above in the middle of the largest outbreak of measles in America in over 30 years is wild. Speaking of which…
I’ll See Your Real Deaths And Raise You Fake Vaccine Injuries
Does RFK Jr. care about the 6 dead Americans who have succumbed to the measles under his watch? Sure, according to him. But why aren’t you talking about all the Americans who have been hurt by vaccines?
Let’s just start off with the obvious: Kennedy doesn’t give a single shit about the people he helped die from measles, particularly in Pennsylvania. Kennedy, like any good sociopath, cares about Kennedy. Regarding the now four measles-related deaths in Pennsylvania, Kennedy reportedly stepped in to keep the CDC from even publicly acknowledging those deaths have occurred. His primary public comments on those deaths have teetered between claiming those deaths may not even have happened and failing to mention them at all while trying to slap around Governor Shapiro online.
Show me real, scientifically validated vaccine injuries and I’ll have an opinion on what should be done about them. It’s not that they don’t exist; rather, it’s that they are tiny in number and are far outweighed by the enormous health benefits of vaccines to the public.
The real point here is that Kennedy’s attempt to pivot to vaccine injuries rather than address actual dead people from measles is a non-sequitur.
Another HHS Panel Of Charlatans
Here we go again. ACIP isn’t the only important health panel that Kennedy decided to remake in his conspiratorial image. Back in May we talked about how Kennedy had fired the leadership of the U.S. Preventative Task Force and largely sidelined their work. The USPSTF is a volunteer group, traditionally made of appointed medical generalists who recommend which preventative care procedures should be covered by insurance companies and which should not.
Kennedy has broken with that tradition by instead installing medical specialists and sycophants of his to the group.
Those fears seemed to be realized today with the announcement of members who are largely out of line with previous appointments. Many of the new members have expressed a shared ideology with Kennedy and the Trump administration. At least one voiced criticism of COVID-19 vaccines. At least two have attacked gender-affirming care. One is not even a doctor but a health economist who has worked with the Trump administration.
Five of the eight members are specialists, including cardiologists, a gastroenterologist, and a radiologist; the USPSTF has previously been made up of people who provide preventive care—generalist and primary care providers. This prevents specialists from swaying recommendations based on conflicts of interest. Notably, the USPSTF’s policy on conflict of interest disclosures has been removed, and the webpage that previously included it said the policy is now being updated.
In a statement Thursday, Willie Underwood, president of the American Medical Association, called Kennedy’s new slate of members “a significant departure from the Task Force’s traditional membership.”
The qualifications for these new members are very clear. They’re donators to the Trump campaign, doctors who are firmly against gender-affirming care, educators who have been critical of COVID vaccines, former Trump White House advisors, and so on. Every single one of these appointments is political in nature, in other words, rather than being focused in any way on actual health outcomes or good science.
The impact of whatever fuckery this panel gets up to will be of a financial nature due to insurance coverage, health outcomes due to availability of care, or both. It also means that any reporting coming out of the panel is immediately suspect, since Kennedy is a well-known meddler and puppeteer in the child agencies that work under his umbrella.
So long science and facts. Hello conspiracy theories and culture war. Good times.
Make Sure You Buy Your N95 Grade Tinfoil Helmet
Speaking at the CHD event, you can really get a sense of just how much solid-footing that group has around vaccine science by examining what else the group is interested in. And for that, we can look at what else Kennedy spoke about outside of vaccine policy.
Ah, yes, EMF and chemtrails. Now we know we’re dealing with very serious people.
EMF conspiracy theories have largely centered on claims that the radiation levels and frequencies of WiFi signals and phone data signals are harmful to those exposed to them. That would be — checks notes — pretty much fucking everyone at this point. The scientific consensus on this sort of thing is quite clear: there is no evidence to suggest that exposure to wireless and 5G signals have any measurable health impact on people and, in fact, those signals don’t contain enough energy to have such an impact.
Kennedy wants to study it more. And if he could be trusted to be an honest broker in any of this, I’d only have a mild problem with a waste of taxpayer funds like this. But Kennedy has proven to be a serial liar who is all too happy to put his thumb on the scales of science to get the outcome he wants. He may as well be spending tax money to study the existence of the Easter Bunny.
As for chemtrails, this has been another long-time passion of Kennedy’s, which should inform you just how far back his departure from reality goes. Chemtrails just simply aren’t a thing. Contrails are, which is when exhaust from plane engines collides with the freezing temperatures at high-altitude and then condenses into ice and eventually clouds of moisture. But the chemtrail claim is that something is being released from commercial planes of a chemical nature that is intentionally dumped onto unsuspecting Americans to do… something.
What that something is can vary from conspiracy theorist to conspiracy theorist, because none of this is actual science. If you’d like to know why Kennedy is particularly interested in chemtrails, well, the potential chemicals being released per these theories are chemicals for weather manipulation (meh), sterilizing agents for population control (unlikely to be that interesting to Kennedy), chemicals that allow for government mind-control (doubtful on this one, what’s next?), and spreading either illnesses, secret vaccines, or both (ding ding ding!)
There’s no reason to believe any of this is occurring. There’s no reason to spend taxpayer money to study it further. But it is a very useful barometer for just how serious the people at CHD are about science, medicine, and basic reality. The answer is they are deeply unserious.
As is Kennedy. Each of the four sections above could have been its own post, as there are more details to get into for each of them. But I think it’s also useful to see them all mashed together so you can get an idea of just how much bullshit and chaos this one man is being allowed to spread over the course of a single day.
As I’ve promised to put on repeat: Get him out of office by any and all peaceful and legal means.
The GOP Implodes, With Just Weeks To Go [The Status Kuo]
A New York Times and Siena College poll has the GOP groaning. It surveyed 1,503 likely voters from Sept. 8-13 and found Democrats leading by nearly nine points on the so-called generic congressional ballot, with Trump’s approval at 38 percent. A spread that size last showed up in 2018, when Democrats flipped 41 House seats and ended eight years of Republican control.
The news was terrible on nearly every issue. The president’s party trails Democrats by 24 points on health care, and Democrats hold sizable advantages on the economy, foreign policy and even immigration, all once GOP strong suits. Republicans’ only edge in the survey came on AI policy, which very few people in either party understand.
The polling reflects a broad erosion of GOP support, even in some traditional strongholds. An implosion there would be catastrophic, so the GOP is now trying to shore up support among base voters on its home turf.
No bueno if you’re John Thune (R-SD) or Mike Johnson (R-LA) and want to stay in charge of your chamber after the midterms.
The map keeps turning light pink
Kansas has not elected a Democrat to the Senate since 1932. That’s before even Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) was born. But the GOP is starting to sweat. Per reporting by the New York Times, the White House clicked its heels and sent Vice President JD Vance to Kansas to campaign for Sen. Roger Marshall (R-KS), who began airing an attack ad against his Democratic challenger, Adam Hamilton, the same week. Republicans worry Hamilton, the senior pastor of the largest United Methodist congregation in the country, is gaining steam. He read Vance’s visit as confirmation of his momentum. “The fact that they sent the vice president, I thought, was a really great sign. I just had to go, ‘Wow, cool.’ They realize this thing is in play.”
The visit came just after Marshall was booed and met with chants of “shame on you” at a Kansas State Fair debate. The booing followed a New York Times investigation that found Marshall had filed more than 700 lawsuits against patients with unpaid medical bills during his career as an obstetrician-gynecologist, including some who were arrested for missing court dates. Cook Political Report and Sabato’s Crystal Ball have downgraded the race from “Safe Republican” to “Likely Republican,” and former Republican Gov. Bill Graves crossed party lines to endorse Hamilton.
Nebraska, another red stronghold, is experiencing a similar moment. As the Times reported, a new Republican super PAC called, rather cheekily, “Cornhusker Majority” has reserved $3.7 million in ads this week. The money will defend Sen. Pete Ricketts (R-NE) against independent Dan Osborn. That sum would have been unthinkable a year ago in a state Trump carried three times by double digits. An internal poll by the Osborn campaign found Ricketts’s favorability underwater by 10 points, worse than Osborn’s. This despite a Mitt Romney-like moment when a hot mic caught him saying some Trump voters’ “lives probably suck,” a take he has since apologized for but that we all pretty much understand is true these days.
Kentucky isn’t safely in the red column either. In the state’s 6th District, which Trump carried by 15 points in 2024, a Trump-aligned super PAC has bought $637,000 in ads against Democrat Zach Dembo, according to the Times. Dembo is a Navy veteran and former federal prosecutor who tied his campaign to the new Canada tariffs, telling Lexington’s WKYT that Trump’s import taxes will “crush whatever progress” the bourbon industry has made toward recovery. Dembo was smart to focus on Kentucky whiskey: exports to Canada fell 42 percent over the latest 10 months of data, and the Republican nominee, Ralph Alvarado, had no statement when a local station asked for one.
Georgia now looks out of reach for the GOP, at least in the Senate race. Republicans increasingly appear to have all but thrown in the towel. At a Senate Republican donor meeting in Dallas last week, per the Times, a slide listed four “quality” Senate recruits: Rep. Ashley Hinson in Iowa, Michael Whatley in North Carolina, Mike Rogers in Michigan and John Sununu in New Hampshire. Rep. Mike Collins, the nominee in Georgia, was in the room—but not on the slide. Awkward. The numbers explain the hesitation. A Fox News poll has Sen. Jon Ossoff up 13 points, and an AARP poll conducted by Fabrizio Ward and Impact Research puts his lead at 9 points, outside the margin of error.
The White House isn’t welcome in its own strongholds
Vance is coming to Council Bluffs, Iowa, today, but Rep. Hinson, Iowa’s Republican Senate nominee, is skipping it. Awkward again. Her campaign cites “previously scheduled events” that it has declined to name.
The dodging of Vance is not an isolated case. In Maine last month, Sen. Susan Collins skipped a Vance rally in Brewer, citing a scheduling conflict.
How many times must Vance be avoided before he gets the hint?
The avoidance extends beyond Vance to Trump himself. NBC News reported on Thursday that a handful of Republicans in competitive races are keeping their distance from the president even as he urges voters to treat him as though he were on the ballot.
Some are openly opposing him on policy in a bid to win back voters. As NBC reported,
The latest example came Thursday in Florida, where GOP Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar — usually a staunch Trump supporter — began airing a direct-to-camera TV ad criticizing his mass deportation agenda.
“Mr. President, some of your immigration enforcement efforts have gone too far,” Salazar said in the ad. “In July, 50 percent of the 50,000 people that were detained had no criminal record. Be careful what your advisers are telling you about immigration policy. The same Hispanics who helped you get to the White House in 2024 feel betrayed today.”
As I wrote after the party’s Dallas “midterm convention” earlier this month, fewer than half of the Republican candidates in this year’s most competitive House and Senate races were listed as convention speakers. At least one vulnerable House member, Iowa’s Zach Nunn, told reporters he was skipping it to stay home in his district. Joshua Blank, research director for the Texas Politics Project, summed it up plainly: “Hugging Donald Trump is really good in the Republican primary. It remains to be seen whether it’s helpful in a competitive general election in 2026.”
Rep. Thomas Massie, who is leaving Congress after losing his primary to a Trump-backed challenger, told reporters at the Capitol this week that 2026 is shaping up like 2006, when Republicans lost both chambers amid an unpopular war. “This was Donald Trump’s election to lose, and he’s doing everything he can to lose it,” Massie said, pointing to the war in Iran and its effect on diesel and gasoline prices.
A slew of bad economic news
As I wrote about this week, the Fed raised interest rates for the first time since 2023, lifting the federal funds rate by a quarter point to a target range of 3.75 to 4 percent in a 12-0 vote. The Fed’s projections point to another hike by December. The timing could hardly be worse for Trump and Republicans, coming seven weeks before midterms already dominated by voter anger over the cost of living. Higher interest rates mean higher payments on credit cards, adjustable-rate mortgages and auto loans—all at a time when affordability is paramount to most midterm voters.
The war driving that decision keeps growing more expensive, too. Apart from the upfront costs, estimated by the Congressional Budget Office at $38 billion through July, more than 40 percent of the growth in personal consumption inflation last quarter can be traced to higher energy costs from disruptions in the Strait of Hormuz.
The situation on the ground—or in this case, in the water—is also deteriorating rapidly. As I detailed separately, a second oil chokepoint is now compounding the first. The Houthis’ seizure of Mokha and Perim Island near the Bab el-Mandeb—also known as the Gate of (MAGA) Tears—has driven Brent crude above $108 a barrel, its highest level since May, and pushed diesel past $6 a gallon for the first time on record. The costs are rippling through the economy well beyond the pump: Amazon, UPS, FedEx and the U.S. Postal Service have all added fuel-related surcharges, and executives at Kroger and Smithfield Foods have warned investors that pressure on grocery prices is intensifying.
Diesel hit yet another record Thursday, nearly $6.40 a gallon, with the national gas average above $4.40. Trump’s response, at a Wednesday night rally in Gastonia, North Carolina, for Senate nominee Michael Whatley, was to double down on the importance of a war no one else but Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu wanted: “It’s a very inexpensive price to pay for what we’ve done,” Trump offered. “Remember that. It’s a little more. Frankly, even if it was a lot more.”
That is not a winning midterm message, if anyone is still wondering.
It’s also a decidedly mixed one. Vance, for example, struck a different note entirely two days earlier on the All-In podcast, asking voters for patience rather than defending the record: “Give us another chance, or give us another couple of years, to continue to work on the amazing things that we’ve been doing for the past two years.” House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries responded on social media, “Get Lost. It’s over for MAGA extremism in November.”
Higher fuel costs are now showing up in the data. August’s Consumer Price Index rose 3.4 percent year over year, with gasoline up 27.4 percent. Speaker Mike Johnson did not dispute the numbers: “Gas prices are too high right now; diesel prices are too high. There is a very simple reason for it. It is tied to the Strait of Hormuz.”
Finish that thought, Mr. Speaker. And why is the Strait of Hormuz a problem now?
Republicans are conceding that throwing money at the election hasn’t solved the underlying problem. Republican super PACs have booked more than $140 million in ads since Labor Day, but GOP strategists admit a spending advantage only goes so far when a candidate is trying to outrun the national mood.
Rep. Richard Hudson (R-NC), who chairs House Republicans’ campaign committee, acknowledged that the war was “not helpful” but argued the bigger issue is that voters don’t know what the GOP-led Congress has done. “A lot of voters don’t know the policies we passed,” he said.
To the contrary, I’d offer. If voters better understood the signature policy the GOP did pass into law, they’d probably be even angrier. The Medicaid cuts, for example, which will hit rural areas hardest, conveniently don’t kick in until after the midterms.
The GOP’s own reckoning — and retreat
Republican strategists no longer bother to spin the environment privately. “It points out the obvious that Republicans are in pretty bad shape going into the midterms and that they’re looking at historic losses,” GOP strategist Terry Holt said last month. “The question is whether some of these races can be saved with some miraculous turnout that apparently is going to be very expensive or whether or not the mood in this country can be changed fundamentally.”
Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) struck a confident note from across the aisle. “We have never felt better,” he said, though he cautioned “it’s not an easy map.” Jeffries went further: “Republicans are panicking and are on the brink of losing the House, with the Senate not far behind.” But Democrats aren’t resting on their advantage. They are pressing it, and hard.
The coming reckoning morphed into a retreat this week. Speaker Johnson sent everyone home Wednesday for a seven-week campaign recess, cutting the session short and abandoning a floor vote on Massie’s articles of impeachment against Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth over his conduct of the Iran war. The House will not return until after the Nov. 3 election. The recess also avoids a vote on a second Epstein files discharge petition, which has reached 218 signatures, according to co-sponsor Rep. Ro Khanna.
Johnson dismissed the impeachment push as “a stunt” and insisted the early departure had nothing to do with these measures, but Massie used his own floor time to tear into the decision: “We’re calling off Congress? And we’re in the majority? I’m trying to get justice for the Epstein survivors. I’m trying to stop a war.”
Before the recess, the House passed its third war-powers resolution aimed at ending the Iran war, 220-204, with a record seven Republicans breaking from the president. That’s up from four defections during the previous attempt.
Unsurprisingly, some of the new defectors are defending toss-up House districts, and they know what continued support for this unpopular war could do to their electoral chances.
Desperate DHS Demanded Info On Beanie Cap Buyers While Trying To Prosecute Journalists [Techdirt]
Some day we’ll look back at this and laugh. I mean, I would hope so.
The DOJ and DHS are still trying to put people in jail for protesting a church whose pastor was also an ICE officer. Ultimately, the protesters entered the church and disrupted the service. Among those entering the church were a few journalists, including (formerly of CNN) Don Lemon and his partner.
While the DOJ has (with limited success) managed to make some minor charges against protesters stick (given the invasion and disruption of a religious service), it has failed to land the biggest fish: Don Lemon and local independent journalist, Georgia Fort.
Not for a lack of trying. The DOJ has done everything it can to put these two in jail. And by “everything,” I mean ignoring two consecutive federal court rulings forbidding the arrest and charging of two journalists. On the back end, the DHS’s Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) has pitched in by tossing subpoenas in the general direction of everyone in hope of finding something it can use to salvage these two high-profile (and highly unconstitutional) arrests.
These subpoenas aren’t being issued for the reasons they say they’re being issued. DHS is deliberately abusing a law that allows it to self-issue subpoenas to obtain evidence of customs violations. Some journalists covering a protest in a church obviously isn’t an issue of customs law, which covers things like import/export fees and verifying the provenance of items entering the United States.
This administration doesn’t really care which law it exploits to get what it wants (or which laws it breaks for the same reason). And that’s how an investigation that’s (somehow) being led by HSI is deliberately misusing administrative subpoenas for the sole purpose of (possibly?) identifying people who participated in this church protest.
This should be satire. Instead, it’s just another day in Trump’s America:
New court filings allege that Homeland Security Investigations agents subpoenaed the outdoor retailer in March, requesting the transaction information for “all persons” in the greater Minneapolis-St. Paul area who had purchased a specific type of dark green beanie from the company since 2024. REI did not respond to questions about whether it had complied with the request and, if so, how many people are affected.
That is some wild shit. These are not the actions of a normal law enforcement agency. (Then again, any normal law enforcement agency would have settled for whatever disturbing the peace charges they could secure, rather than try, try, and try again to turn protected First Amendment expression into federal felony charges.) These are the actions of aberrant humans who have somehow managed to secure all the power they need to do whatever they fuck they want, so long as whatever the fuck they want coincides with Trump doing whatever the fuck he wants.
There’s no telling at this point whether or not the retailer complied with the subpoena. REI isn’t legally obligated to respond to administrative subpoenas and is fully within its rights to bring it to the attention of the courts if it feels the request is, legally speaking, absurd bullshit.
If this were just REI and a bizarre beanie hunt, it might have been just some exploratory flailing that ultimately confirmed HSI was better off doing some actual, you know, investigating. But there’s plenty of iceberg below this auspicious, beanie-capped tip:
The subpoena to REI was one of 92 sent as part of HSI’s investigation into the defendants, according to the court filings. Other recipients included social media companies, airlines, telecom providers, a car rental company, and a state employment agency. At least one subpoena sent to an unnamed airline, the filings allege, asked not only for information about a defendant’s past flights, but also requested that the airline give HSI a “lookout notification” about the defendant’s travel in the future.
I’m going to repeat myself. All of these subpoenas were issued under the same authority — an authority that has absolutely nothing to do with the alleged crimes being (supposedly) investigated by the feds. These are all “1509” subpoenas, referencing the statute allowing for their creation. Here’s what they’re supposed to be used for:
In any investigation or inquiry conducted for the purpose of ascertaining the correctness of any entry, for determining the liability of any person for duty, fees and taxes due or duties, fees and taxes which may be due the United States, for determining liability for fines and penalties, or for insuring compliance with the laws of the United States administered by the United States Customs Service…
Obviously, an alleged “invasion” of a church during service by protesters isn’t a violation of customs laws. Neither is entering a church to cover a protest, like the two journalists Trump wants to see rung up/hung up did. And any recipient of these subpoenas should have contacted their lawyers and/or thrown the meaningless summonses into the nearest trash can.
What they shouldn’t do is what T-Mobile did when it received this bullshit demand for info:
Attorneys for Georgia Fort, a journalist and one of the defendants in the Minnesota case, wrote in a court filing that they were “stunned” when they realized that the government had obtained logs detailing six months’ of Fort’s calls and text messages from T-Mobile after the government sent a customs summons to the telecom provider.
This government can’t win without cheating. And in these cases, it’s finding it can’t even break even without cheating. But just because it can’t get the convictions it needs to make Trump happy doesn’t mean it should be excused for its actions. This is truly dangerous stuff being performed by alleged law enforcement agencies that don’t actually care what the law says or what it actually authorizes them to do.
Ctrl-Alt-Speech: No Child Left Online [Techdirt]
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Court Tells Imran Ahmed His First Amendment Claim May Be Real, Just Not Reviewable. [Techdirt]
Well, this is unfortunate. Late last year, Marco Rubio’s State Department declared that it had banned five people from entering the US because of their speech. Most of them work, in one way or another, on fighting hate speech online, including Imran Ahmed, the head of the Center for Countering Digital Hate (CCDH). As I’ve made clear over the years, I think that Ahmed and CCDH play fast and loose with their work, pushing sketchy research that is then used to create a misleading moral panic about certain online services.
But he should be protected by the First Amendment in his right to publish weak research. I said as much when Elon Musk sued CCDH in an obvious SLAPP suit, and again when the judge dismissed that lawsuit (while noting that it was clearly censorial).
But the State Department barring him from the US is a much thornier problem. Ahmed isn’t a US citizen, but he is a lawful permanent resident with an American wife and child. It’s a little harder to “bar” someone from a country he actually lives in. Indeed, it would have to involve deporting him out of the country first. So Ahmed, reasonably, challenged the designation by the State Department.
Unfortunately, last week, Judge Loretta Preska dismissed that challenge, saying that the court had no jurisdiction over the matter at this time, because the government hadn’t yet actually tried to deport Ahmed. The judge suggests her hands are tied:
Ultimately, while Mr. Ahmed may very well have valid causes of action, his claims are premature, and Congress has determined that this Court may not review them….
The issue, basically, is that while Rubio has barred Ahmed from the US, he hasn’t started actual deportation procedures against him. As the court notes, back in the 1990s, Congress passed the Illegal Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act, which, among other things, stripped the federal courts of jurisdiction to review most deportation decisions, channeling whatever review remains into a single appeal after a final removal order. The REAL ID Act in 2005 added even more teeth to this, going even further in restricting what judges could review.
This has been a huge mess and has always raised serious red flags among civil liberties groups, and anyone who believes in basic due process.
Here, the Court finds that section 1252(g) strips this Court of subject matter jurisdiction. Although Mr. Ahmed claims he only seeks to “prevent his unlawful arrest, detention, and transfer,” … his Amended Complaint shows otherwise. Indeed, Mr. Ahmed alleges that “[t]his Court should vacate and set aside the Defendants’ efforts to target Mr. Ahmed, declare Defendants’ actions be illegal, enjoin Defendants from arresting, detaining, transferring, or deporting Mr. Ahmed from this district unless Defendants establish that their actions are lawful and do not violate the Constitution’s protections against retaliation and discrimination.” … The relief Plaintiff seeks is barred by section 1252(g) because, if granted, an injunction would prevent the Government from commencing removal proceedings against him — precisely the action Congress has removed from this Court’s authority.
So Ahmed can’t challenge the designation by Rubio, with the court saying he can only raise it after he’s received a final removal order, at which point he may be able to file a “petition for review” with the appropriate appeals court.
“[T]aken together, §1252(a)(5) and §1252(b)(9) mean that any issue — whether legal or factual — arising from any removal-related activity can be reviewed only through a petition for review filed with an appropriate court of appeals.”
While this may be the correct interpretation of current law, it should be horrifying to anyone who believes in the First Amendment (even if you buy Rubio’s claim that Ahmed himself would prefer to suppress the legal speech of Americans). Even if you could understand the logic of removing the jurisdiction of the federal courts from hearing deportation cases (and I don’t actually understand that logic), this is clearly not a standard deportation case.
The sole reason Ahmed faces the possibility of deportation, and the only plausible reason he landed on this list, is his obviously constitutionally protected speech criticizing Elon Musk, one of the biggest bankrollers of the Republican party. The decision to punish him has zero to do with immigration, and absolutely everything to do with attacking him for expressing his opinions.
That alone should be enough for a court to review on First Amendment grounds, separate from whether the deportation process itself is reviewable. The designation itself is the government punishing someone inside the United States for protected speech. The First Amendment is supposed to bar exactly that.
Tragically, because of Congress’s shameful decision thirty years ago to effectively block judicial review of immigration issues, we’re left in a position where Ahmed basically has zero recourse as Marco Rubio gets to punish him for his speech. And all of this is happening while Rubio’s State Department is lecturing European governments about their assaults on free expression. It turns out the government most eager to punish a person for disfavored speech is the one doing the lecturing.
Daily Deal: MOGICS Power Bagel Travel Power Strip [Techdirt]
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Research Shows ICE Raids Are Killing Local Economies [Techdirt]
Contrary to the “worst of the worst” posturing presented by the Trump administration, it’s long been known that immigrants (both legal or otherwise) commit fewer crimes than natural-born US citizens:
Our consistent finding is that legal immigrants have the lowest incarceration rates, followed by illegal immigrants, and that native-born Americans have the highest. Illegal immigrants are half as likely to be incarcerated as native-born Americans, and legal immigrants are 74 percent less likely to be incarcerated….
A bunch of weird racists like to argue about these findings, claiming that this lower crime rate only presents itself because the natural-born group doesn’t factor out Black people, which these bigots assume commit so many crimes that it makes white people look like menaces to society. Not so, says the bemused Cato Institute, which not only delivers more facts but calls out these bigots for their stupid bigotry.
A persistent criticism of Cato’s paper in this series is that the native-born incarceration rate is only higher because black native-born Americans have a high incarceration rate (see Table 1 from our paper). It’s certainly true that black native-born Americans have the highest incarceration rates of any ethnic or racial group in any immigrant category. However, the high black American incarceration rate does not overturn our results. It merely narrows them. Immigrants have lower incarceration rates even without considering black native-born rates….
[…]
Excluding only black native-born Americans and keeping black immigrants in the sample, which doesn’t make sense but critics have brought it up, produces almost identical results.
Watching bigots own themselves is always fun. But it hasn’t stopped the “worst of the worst” rhetoric from the bigots running the administration, which continues to make this claim even though they have to know the facts don’t back them up.
As of June 14, ICE had booked into detention 204,297 individuals (since October 1, 2024, the start of fiscal year 2025). Of those book-ins, 65 percent, or 133,687 individuals, had no criminal convictions. Moreover, more than 93 percent of ICE book-ins were never convicted of any violent offenses. About nine in ten had no convictions for violent or property offenses. Most convictions (53 percent) fell into three main categories: immigration, traffic, or nonviolent vice crimes.
It’s all about removing people this white nationalist government doesn’t like and has nothing to do with making America safer.
But this same administration is also taking some damage from inflation rates it can’t bring down, oil prices its actions continue to keep sky-high, and a runaway deficit it appears entirely unwilling to rein in. Given all of this, you’d think it might want to welcome more migrants to the US, rather than eject as many as possible in the shortest time possible.
Here’s the real news about migrants: they pay more taxes, use fewer government resources, and — if allowed — could be the best way to dig us out of the GOP-exacerbated deficit hole. Once again, it’s the Cato Institute delivering the facts the administration would prefer to ignore:
Given all of this, it should come as no surprise that flooding cities with ICE officers and engaging in a concerted war on migrants tends to hurt the people the GOP most often pretends to care about: US citizens and small business owners.
A new study shows that the widespread fear and isolation caused by the immigration crackdowns that began in early 2025 had a significant economic toll on Chicago commerce, draining over $1.26 billion from local businesses.
The report, published by the University of Illinois Chicago, used anonymous cellphone GPS data to track movement between immigrant and non-immigrant neighborhoods throughout Chicago’s Cook County. Researchers found that the routine back-and-forth between these areas collapsed almost immediately after President Donald Trump took office on Jan. 20, 2025, amid rampant rumors and the subsequent sweeps that Chicago would be targeted for immediate Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) raids.
According to the report, local businesses have seen a 9% drop in sales, with restaurants being hit the hardest, with a nearly 10% reduction in sales. Most small businesses are incapable of surviving single-digit sales declines (especially in retail where margins are tightest). Restaurants have always been a gamble, but when the government interferes (even indirectly) with your clientele, the risk increases and chance of survival drops precipitously.
Meanwhile, the front-mouths of the administration continue to pretend terrorizing entire communities somehow provides more jobs for Americans. But it’s a rising tide that lifts all boats. A tsunami of enforcement might lift boats, but only before it smashes them against the nearest hard surface, to follow this metaphor to its Trumpian conclusion.
Then there’s the human cost that can’t be captured in year-over-year sales figures:
“I have to go grocery shopping, but I haven’t. What if ICE is there?” a Chicago waitress named Caridad told NPR at the time, requesting that her last name be withheld, for fear of being targeted. “People are more than afraid, they’re panicking.”
People are going without the necessities of life because the trade-off for patronizing a local business might be their actual lives and freedoms. The retailer loses business. The residents lose whatever’s left of their autonomy. And those who still want to maintain some resemblance of a normal live are either risking their freedom by leaving the house or paying a premium to have someone else (read: delivery services) do the things they used to do themselves. And in this economy, choosing the second option simply isn’t sustainable.
If you add it all up, the best way for cities, states, and the federal government to bounce back before we hit another Great Depression would be to immediately cease these anti-migrant efforts and do more to ensure migrants who are already here — and contributing more than their fair share to the economy and public safety — are provided a clear, safe, and expedited path to naturalization. To do otherwise is to be part of the problem, rather than a solution for whatever appears to lacking from America’s “greatness.”
Comcast NBC Universal Is Scared To Release The New Elon Musk Documentary [Techdirt]
Have I mentioned lately that media consolidation is bad and people who care about an informed electorate and democratic integrity should fight to restore federal media consolidation limits illegally destroyed by the Trump administration and FCC boss Brendan Carr?
Anyway, there’s a new Alex Gibney documentary coming out about Elon Musk that takes him to task for being a white supremacist far right wing con man with a head full of conspiracy theories and recreational ketamine.
It purports to take a closer look at all of Musk’s greatest hits, whether it’s the rampant product misrepresentation resulting in mass human deaths, his tendency to take endless credit for the work of actual engineers, his descent into white supremacist madness, or his time at DOGE spent killing millions of people by destroying government programs he wasn’t empathic or smart enough to understand.
Obviously Elon Musk isn’t excited about this and despite endless claims that he’s a “free speech absolutist,” has already threatened Gibney with legal action. At the same time, it appears that Comcast NBC Universal executives are scared of upsetting Trump and Musk, and as a result are having second thoughts about releasing the documentary in the U.S. this fall:
“The company has not dated the movie, has not communicated with the filmmaking team about its plans, and generally appears to be rethinking the release of a project that it once showed high enthusiasm for but is now politically sensitive for parts of the Trump administration.
Two people with knowledge of the dynamic who were not authorized to speak publicly tell The Hollywood Reporter that while a final decision has not been made and that several outcomes were possible, they believed that Universal would ultimately decide against releasing the film and return rights to the movie to filmmakers.”
Very courageous. Did I mention that media consolidation is bad?
You’re seeing this kind of fecklessness all across our billionaire-owned consolidated corporate press. Jeff Bezos’ Amazon was happy to release low-quality agitprop about the president’s wife, but backed away from releasing the Sam Altman film Artificial shortly after it got into business with OpenAI. Larry Ellison is trying to buy CNN and CBS to push them toward even lazier, pro-oligarch propaganda.
Comcast/NBC/Universal has been lobbying the FCC for years to eliminate media consolidation limits preventing the big four major networks from merging. They’re also keen to get regulatory approval for what will likely be a major sale of some or all of its spun-off TV assets. And, of course, Comcast executives just generally love deregulation, tax cuts, and the steady evisceration of federal consumer protection.
This particular film will likely be fine. People increasingly despise Elon Musk and are eager to watch it. It will not only land somewhere else, it’s likely the filmmakers will be paid both a kill fee and a second time for distribution rights. But other, more challenging projects speaking truth to power might not have the same luck in an environment so overtly hostile to speaking truth to wealth and power.
Republicans and corporations are dead set on dominating what’s left of corporate media to wage a protracted propaganda war against informed consensus and democracy itself. Democrats, meanwhile, have proven too incompetent, captured, or feckless to have any sort of meaningful media reform strategy any time in the last quarter century (spoiler: it starts with consistently enforcing antitrust law).
That desperately needs to change or what’s left of the American experiment is cooked.
A series of bad decisions [Seth Godin's Blog on marketing, tribes and respect]
Sometimes we make poor choices.
And, unrelated to that, sometimes bad luck happens.
The real problem kicks in after that.
One bad decision after another. Choices that compound the problem instead of solving it. Digging a deeper hole, amplifying the damage and spreading the effects through space and time.
We often try to justify previous errors by making them again.
We defend sunk costs.
We choose the path of the victim.
We misunderstand the bad luck that came before or decide to teach the universe a lesson.
It might be that we overreact and run away from good options merely because we stumbled last time. Or we could fail to see the pattern and choose to repeat it.
Every decision is a new event. We have new information, new options and most of all, we’re smarter than we were last time.
If we want to be.
Kanji of the Day: 最 [Kanji of the Day]
最
✍12
小4
utmost, most, extreme
サイ シュ
もっと.も つま
最初 (さいしょ) — beginning
最後 (さいご) — end
最近 (さいきん) — recently
最高 (さいこう) — best
最大 (さいだい) — biggest
最低 (さいてい) — least
最も (もっとも) — most
最終更新 (さいしゅうこうしん) — last update
最新 (さいしん) — latest
最終 (さいしゅう) — last
Generated with kanjioftheday by Douglas Perkins.
Kanji of the Day: 諦 [Kanji of the Day]
諦
✍16
中学
truth, clarity, abandon, give up
テイ タイ
あきら.める つまびらか まこと
諦め (あきらめ) — resignation
諦める (あきらめる) — to give up
諦観 (ていかん) — clear insight
諦めがつく (あきらめがつく) — to resign oneself (to)
要諦 (ようてい) — important point
諦念 (ていねん) — understanding and acceptance
諦めが付く (あきらめがつく) — to resign oneself (to)
苦諦 (くたい) — truth of suffering
四諦 (したい) — The Four Noble Truths
道諦 (どうたい) — truth of the way to the cessation of suffering
Generated with kanjioftheday by Douglas Perkins.
How We Built a Data Warehouse Using ClickHouse [Let's Encrypt]
When the scripts that generate the data for letsencrypt.org/stats broke yet again, we decided to retire it rather than repair it. Let’s Encrypt issues six to ten million certificates each day, producing a large volume of logs that keeps growing. It became increasingly time-consuming and difficult to answer questions about our own issuance like “how many certificates use the ‘shortlived’ profile.” Using raw logs, this requires finding, parsing and extracting relevant portions of loglines. Querying the database behind our issuance API is not a practical option, as it’s built for transactions rather than analysis. We’d also used a log search SaaS product, but our bills were growing much faster than we’d like, and while it was fine for searching, it wasn’t able to do the analytic workloads we needed. We knew we could dream bigger and better.
This led us to seek a self-hosted solution with efficient storage for structured data in addition to logs. We chose ClickHouse because of its potential as a data warehouse; the combination of cost-efficient storage and fast aggregation over large datasets appealed to us. A bonus of ClickHouse is that it is open source, a key principle valued by Let’s Encrypt.
The first step in building our new infrastructure was to purchase new hardware. To back our ClickHouse warehouse, we bought three PowerEdge R7715 servers. Each is equipped with a 32-core AMD EPYC 9355P 3.55GHz processor, 384 GB of RAM and 32 × 3.2TB NVMe drives, working out to roughly 100TB raw storage. With structured data and 100 days’ worth of logs already in our database, we are only at ~14% of total capacity, leaving lots of room for future growth.
Logs are the bulk of our storage use and the foundation of our structured data, as every other table we build is derived from them. When it comes to log search, ClickHouse covers our basic needs with quick ingest and interactive SQL. However, there are query ergonomics that we want to improve, like using OpenTelemetry’s tracing features and ClickHouse’s tokenization settings.
Our primary target for structured data are our issuance records. A materialized view extracts those records from logs into their own table, and further views pre-aggregate from there. One such view counts issuance by day per profile. Now, questions like “what is our issuance by profile over the last 180 days” can be answered within milliseconds.
We used this approach to completely rebuild the pipeline for our public stats page. The scripts we abandoned used to take hours each day to read and process dozens of compressed data files. The Rube-Goldberg-Machine-like collection of steps failed several times a year, requiring us to intervene and fix it. ClickHouse now computes those same stats in less than 10 seconds. Aside from pre-aggregated issuance tables, we can accomplish this because ClickHouse’s native functions are capable of quick and complex aggregations. Below is a simplified snippet of our materialized view for daily stats, counting the unique set of active domains over months across millions of rows. Two things to point out about this query: array handling means we can query nested fields without reshaping the underlying data, and uniq uses approximations to stay fast at scale.
SELECT
uniq(arrayJoin(arrayMap(x -> x.value, arrayFilter(x -> x.type = 'dns', identifiers)))) AS fqdns_active,
uniq(arrayJoin(etld_plus_one)) AS reg_domains_active
FROM boulder.cert_issuances
WHERE not_before >= yesterday() - 90
AND not_after >= yesterday()
AND not_before <= yesterday()
Our ClickHouse issuance data also addresses the previous headache of identifying affected certificates during incidents. It used to take hours of engineer time to correctly scan and parse logs to find the affected set of serials or hours of computing time to return results from database queries, competing with production transactional load. Now, however, there is no log wrestling required, and because queries return quickly, we can iterate toward the right one in minutes rather than hours.
Not everything we needed came with ClickHouse. For scheduled reports, we built our own custom tool that queries ClickHouse and exports formatted results. It cost additional engineering time to design it to fit our needs, but we’ve seen payoffs already. Old reports were clunky to read and required chasing down context by hand. New reports, on the other hand, streamline security reviews via neat formatting and linking directly to relevant pages. The same reporting tool was repurposed for our revitalized stats pipeline as well.
The biggest challenge was backfilling data. While OTel collector handles live log ingestion well for us, it didn’t suit the task of backfilling historical logs. We couldn’t find throttling settings that handled the bulk import reliably – a large portion of files were silently dropped – and the alternative meant breaking up the import by hand. We instead switched to ClickHouse’s native S3 import method, standing up an S3-compatible gateway in front of our old logs to do so. While this avoided the earlier obstacles, this process required trial and error to match ingestion rules to OTel collector’s parsing to ensure the ingested logs matched regardless of whether they were backfilled or streamed in. Two lessons: don’t run bulk historical imports through a streaming collector, and match parsing rules across paths before you start.
One schema decision made these iterations cheap. For tables we anticipated requiring backfilling or recalculation, we deliberately chose the ReplacingMergeTree engine, so re-ingesting corrected rows simply replaced the old ones. This also came in handy for a materialized view computing aggregations across other rows. We got the calculations wrong more than once, and each time all we had to do was re-run the query rather than surgically remove bad rows. For tables without the engine, we did OPTIMIZE TABLE ... DEDUPLICATE BY, which was expensive, but only needed to be run once.
We hope that this is just the start, especially with our shorter certificate lifetimes and post-quantum certificates on the horizon. We plan to take full advantage of our new warehouse, extracting and pre-aggregating data that answers questions other teams care about, the way we did for issuance. Better analysis improves our operations and makes transparency cheaper, as our rebuilt stats page shows.
With powerful analytics in hand and only ~14% of our storage in use, we have room to store and analyze more than ever before.
Pluralistic: Textured (18 Sep 2026) [Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow]
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I'm going to come right out and say it: statistical extrapolation is fine. One of the most useful ways to understand the present and anticipate the future is to measure the things that happened in the past, find the correlations among them, and extrapolate likely future outcomes from those correlations.
There is nothing wrong with this method. It is a productive and reliable way to uncover the causal relationships between natural phenomena, and to find ways to influence the world. If you discover that A reliably causes B, you can do A whenever you want B to happen.
However, the fact that this method works for some things does not mean that it works for all things. Naive, "theory-free" statistical extrapolation (the method that LLMs rely on) has hard limits. LLMs are very good at finding areas of statistical regularity and producing new material that matches this statistical picture: you can use an LLM to produce strings of words that are statistically indistinguishable from sentences and strings of pixels that are statistically indistinguishable from images.
The single most exciting and interesting thing about LLMs is how well this works. Call an LLM "a word-guessing program" and AI boosters will accuse you of reductionism. But the LLM is just guessing words, and the remarkable and amazing thing about this fact is the sheer plausibility of the sentences this method produces.
Before the rise of LLMs, nearly everyone overestimated the statistical irregularity of routine sentences. Our intuition insists that the world is textured, but it turns out that there's far more smoothness in the distribution of natural phenomena, including the actions that we take of our own free will. The same goes for image generation, music generation, and other output from "generative AI" programs.
When I call an LLM a word-guessing program, that's not a dismissal. It's an acknowledgment of the degree to which the tactic of guessing words has exceeded all expectations in the production of sensible-seeming, conversational-seeming sentences and paragraphs. It's all right to be surprised by how similar the output from a conscious being and a word-guessing program can be. It's surprising!
Since the 1950s, researchers have applied the "AI" label to an incoherent grab-bag of technologies that share one characteristic: each one is designed to perform tasks that are considered to be the province of conscious minds. Each one of these "AI" technologies has failed in important ways, but the one way in which every single one of them has succeeded is in refining our own understanding of which things are truly and solely the product of conscious intervention.
The thing we're calling "AI" this year has also succeeded in this way. We've learned that the sentences and other communiques produced by conscious minds have more statistical regularity than previously understood. Again, it's okay to be excited after learning this fact about yourself and your species and its endeavors.
But there are hard limits to the usefulness of these methods, and the fact that AI bosses and boosters can't or won't acknowledge this has led to the current cul-de-sac in which we're spending trillions and emitting gigatons of carbon to produce diminishing returns, even as we fire an army of workers and replace them with defective chatbots that can't do their jobs.
That's because the statistical regularity of the natural world and our activities in it are the backdrop against which the statistical surprises occur, and it's those surprises that make all the difference.
Some weeks ago, I recorded a podcast with a host who was a giant AI booster who claimed that since he could predict what his wife was going to say, and the LLM-powered predictive typing on her phone could predict what she was going to say, that her phone understood her the way he did. This is an obviously repellent idea and you have to feel for this guy's poor wife.
And also: the fact that you can use a statistical lookup table to predict what words someone is going to say doesn't mean you understand them, a fact that you will learn the minute that person says something surprising, like "I want a divorce."
If your "understanding" of your partner is entirely grounded in a statistical record of their utterances and deeds, such that when they do A, you anticipate that B will come next, you will have no ability to cope with a surprise like "I want a divorce." To handle an "I want a divorce" event, you need to actually have a theory about your partner, about how they feel and why, and the factors that might cause that to change.
Surprises are everything. A surprise is the seam of gold in the wall of quartz; it's the friend who confesses they've fallen in love with you; it's the moment when you and the party and the GM all come up with an amazing way to kill the dragon and then roll a natural 20. Surprise is the difference between Pi and 3.11111111111111111111111111111… Dylan going electric is a surprise. A surprise is Miles Davis choosing not to play a note in a phrase. A surprise is Picasso's cubism and Kahlo's mustache.
It's a mistake to interpret the statistical regularity of your life with your spouse as meaning that they're indistinguishable from the output of an LLM. The LLM's statistical picture is always incomplete: it sands off, rounds down or truncates the final couple decimal places, and those smoothings make all the difference, the way the pinch of salt makes all the difference to the chocolate.
Lots of things seem smooth to the naked eye: glass, stainless steel, ice, polished wood. Put those "smooth" materials under a high-magnification microscope and you discover a whole world of tiny irregularities, a texture to reality. Most of the time, you can treat these things as "smooth," but that roughness matters: it's the fracture line the glass cracks on, the place where the ice starts to melt, the grain where the wood starts to warp. The danger of forgetting that your "smooth" thing only seems smooth is that you'll only know how to make it work, and will be totally at sea when it fails.
You can scan the night sky with a radio telescope night after night and only find things that fit with our existing theories of the universe. But you keep scanning, because somewhere out there is a surprise that will open up a deep mystery:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wow!_signal
With LLMs, we have invented a machine that uncovers the statistical regularities in our seemingly irregular world, and we have learned that the roughness is rarer than our intuition led us to believe. This machine will also produce statistically regular, smooth output that has the seeming of understanding and consciousness. But – by definition – it can't contain any of our future surprises, because it's just trained on the things we already know, and if we knew about something, it wouldn't be a surprise anymore.
(Image: Zhaoxing Wang, Kunpeng Wang & Yan Xu, CC BY 4.0, modified)

Articulated Finger Extensions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKIErP7QzWA&t=51s
Join us, we're hiring! https://www.fsf.org/blogs/community/2026-were-hiring-for-two-positions
corporate crimeblogging in the training set https://blog.zgp.org/corporate-crimeblogging-in-the-training-set/
r/Wellworn https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellworn/
#25yrsago RIP Mr Dressup https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/mr-dressup-ernie-coombs-dies-after-stroke-1.294923
#20yrsago Diebold voting machines opened with hotel minibar key https://blog.citp.princeton.edu/2006/09/18/hotel-minibar-keys-open-diebold-voting-machines/
#15yrsago Russian oligarch sucker-punches rival billionaire on talk show https://www.theguardian.com/media/2011/sep/18/alexander-lebedev-russian-tv-punchup
#15yrsago HOWTO track down a con-artist https://web.archive.org/web/20110923143613/http://www.popehat.com/2011/09/10/anatomy-of-a-scam-investigation-chapter-one/
#10yrsago International Criminal Court in the Hague will now try CEOs https://web.archive.org/web/20160919000813/http://www.telesurtv.net/english/news/CEOs-Can-Now-Be-Prosecuted-Like-War-Criminals-at-the-Hague-20160916-0013.html
#10yrsago Italy on the verge of the stupidest censorship law in European history https://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/transcription.pdf

Edmonton: Elbows Up (Edmonton Public Library), Sep 28
https://www.epl.ca/blogs/post/elbows-up-with-cory-doctorow/
Boston: The Post-American Internet: Possibilities for a new internet created by an American Hermit Kingdom (MIT Media Lab), Sep 30
https://www.media.mit.edu/events/the-post-american-internet-possibilities-for-a-new-internet-created-by-an-american-hermit-kingdom/
Boston: Rethinking Our Relationship with AI, Sep 30 (Emtech)
https://event.technologyreview.com/emtech-future-2026/detailed-agenda
Boston: The Paradox of Enshittification and Reverse Centaurs (Harvard Berkman Klein), Sep 30
https://cyber.harvard.edu/events/running-harder-falling-faster-paradox-enshittification-and-reverse-centaurs
South Bend: An Evening With Cory Doctorow (Notre Dame), Oct 6
https://franco.nd.edu/events/2026/10/06/an-evening-with-cory-doctorow/
Hudson, OH: Hudson Library, Oct 7
https://engagedpatrons.org/EventsExtended.cfm?SiteID=3850&EventID=596952&PK=
Calgary: Wordfest, Oct 8
https://wordfest.com/2026/show/wordfest-presents-cory-doctorow-2026/
Winnipeg: McNally Robinson, Oct 9
https://www.mcnallyrobinson.com/event-18991/An-Evening-with-Cory-Doctorow
Vancouver: Read, Resist, Repair, Rejoice (Vancouver Writers Festival), Oct 19
https://writersfest.bc.ca/festival-event-2026/01
Victoria: Munro's Books, Oct 20
https://www.munrobooks.com/events/6113620261020
Vancouver: Life After AI (Vancouver Writers Festival), Oct 22
https://writersfest.bc.ca/festival-event-2026/46
Ottawa: Life After AI (Ottawa Writers Festival), Oct 24
https://writersfestival.org/event/life-after-ai
Kilkenny (Kilkenomics), Nov 6-8
https://kilkenomics.com/
Vancouver: Enshittification (Sid Williams Theatre Society), Nov 10
https://www.sidwilliamstheatre.com/events/cory-doctorow-talks-enshittification/
Vancouver: BC Policy Solutions Gala, Nov 12
https://bcpolicy.ca/gala/
Montreal: World Science Fiction Convention, Sep 2-6
https://montreal2027.ca/en
Are 'AI Apocalypse' Warnings Just Marketing? (What's Left)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXd9HwIE5bo
The Real AI Threat Isn’t What You’ve Been Told (The Tea with Myriam François)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc8It00fRsA
Fascists may come after the AI bubble bursts (You&AI)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2WN64aQeYQ
What Would a Normal Person Do (Trashfuture)
https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture/posts/what-would-do-169247456
"Canny Valley": A limited edition collection of the collages I create for Pluralistic, self-published, September 2025 https://pluralistic.net/2025/09/04/illustrious/#chairman-bruce
"Enshittification: Why Everything Suddenly Got Worse and What to Do About It," Farrar, Straus, Giroux, October 7 2025
https://us.macmillan.com/books/9780374619329/enshittification/
"Picks and Shovels": a sequel to "Red Team Blues," about the heroic era of the PC, Tor Books (US), Head of Zeus (UK), February 2025 (https://us.macmillan.com/books/9781250865908/picksandshovels).
"The Bezzle": a sequel to "Red Team Blues," about prison-tech and other grifts, Tor Books (US), Head of Zeus (UK), February 2024 (thebezzle.org).
"The Lost Cause:" a solarpunk novel of hope in the climate emergency, Tor Books (US), Head of Zeus (UK), November 2023 (http://lost-cause.org).
"The Internet Con": A nonfiction book about interoperability and Big Tech (Verso) September 2023 (http://seizethemeansofcomputation.org). Signed copies at Book Soup (https://www.booksoup.com/book/9781804291245).
"Red Team Blues": "A grabby, compulsive thriller that will leave you knowing more about how the world works than you did before." Tor Books http://redteamblues.com.
"Chokepoint Capitalism: How to Beat Big Tech, Tame Big Content, and Get Artists Paid, with Rebecca Giblin", on how to unrig the markets for creative labor, Beacon Press/Scribe 2022 https://chokepointcapitalism.com
"Unauthorized Bread": a middle-grades graphic novel adapted from my novella about refugees, toasters and DRM, FirstSecond, April 20, 2027
"Enshittification, Why Everything Suddenly Got Worse and What to Do About It" (the graphic novel), Firstsecond, 2027
"The Memex Method," Farrar, Straus, Giroux, 2027
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"The Post-American Internet," a sequel to "Enshittification," about the better world the rest of us get to have now that Trump has torched America. Fourth draft completed. Submitted to editor.
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Buc-ee’s Extracts 850k Settlement From Born United For Parody Usage [Techdirt]
If you thought we were done with the trademark bullying drama resulting from gas station and convenience store chain Buc-ee’s, you were wrong. While we’re still waiting for this corporation to take up John Oliver’s request to sue him for creating parody merchandize of the Buc-ee’s brand, the company has decided to do what bullies always do and pick on smaller entities instead.
Speaking of parody, over the summer Buc-ee’s sued Born United, a clothing and merch brand that specifically makes parody products of famous brands. Interestingly, one of the owners of Born United at the time was Tom Fernandez, a South Carolina state senator. Fernandez was pretty adamant that Born United would fight this suit and wouldn’t back down.
In the intervening months, two things that just might be related have occurred. First, Fernandez sold off his ownership stake in the company. Second, Born United settled the case with Buc-ee’s, agreeing to pay the bullying corporate giant nearly a million dollars.
A South Carolina apparel retailer has been ordered to stop selling clothing featuring an unauthorized version of Buc-ee’s beaver logo and to pay the Texas-based convenience store chain $850,000, according to WCIV. Born United, which operates stores in North Charleston, Summerville and Myrtle Beach, was sued by Buc-ee’s in 2025 along with owners Cameron Bechtold, Jared Williams and Josiah Bradley, WCIV reported.
The lawsuit centered on the company’s use of a design resembling Buc-ee’s trademarked beaver logo.
Some speculation on my end, but I’m going to ahead and assess this as cowardice across the board. Do I know that the lawsuit was at least part of the reason Fernandez dipped from his ownership stake in Born United? I don’t, but the timing makes me think that’s the case. And did his bailing out loosen the spine of the rest of the folks at Born United? That seems overwhelmingly likely as well.
Not that I can blame them. Buc-ee’s is big, has lawyers, and has plenty of money to throw around to power its bullying tactics. Born United wants to survive and without the implied imprimatur of a government official in ownership, things probably got a whole lot more dangerous.
It’s just too bad that the only vanguards against Buc-ee’s trademark abuse currently are a TV show host and a small convenience store in Ohio. This is a company in dire need of a legal smackdown.
Ken Paxton’s Financial Disclosures Appear To Violate Federal Ethics Law, Experts Say [Techdirt]
This story was originally published by ProPublica and the Texas Tribune. Republished under a CC BY-NC-ND 3.0 license.
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton appears to have violated federal ethics law in significant ways when filing recent disclosures of his assets and liabilities, creating confusion about his net worth and holdings, a review by ProPublica and The Texas Tribune found.
Among them: Paxton, the Republican nominee for U.S. Senate, reported owning seven homes but said he earned no income from any. Yet all but one was listed for rent during the reporting periods, and some current residents and neighbors at those addresses confirmed that the properties were rented, the news organizations found. Receiving income and not reporting it is a violation of federal disclosure law, three ethics experts said.
Additionally, Paxton did not disclose mortgages for three condos at a Utah golf resort that federal law requires him to list as liabilities if they are not personal residences.
He also valued his stake in a vacant plot of Texas land at up to $50,000 on last year’s filing, but his business partner told the newsrooms Paxton’s share for years has been worth about $1 million. Federal financial disclosure law requires property to be listed at fair market value.
The apparent errors and omissions the newsrooms found obscure the extent of Paxton’s income streams, assets and debt, making it difficult for voters to make sense of his finances as they mull whether to support him in November’s election, the ethics experts said.
“It reflects either pure sloppiness on Paxton’s part or a deliberate effort to conceal some of his investments and property holdings,” said Craig Holman, a government affairs lobbyist for the nonpartisan good-government group Public Citizen.


In Paxton’s filings reviewed by ProPublica and The Texas Tribune, he valued an undeveloped plot of land as worth up to $50,000 in 2025, first image, but then listed it the following year at between $1 million and $5 million, second image. Obtained and highlighted by ProPublica and the Texas Tribune
If Paxton wins, an incomplete picture of his finances could prevent watchdogs from evaluating his conflicts of interest as a senator, Holman and others said.
The apparent omissions are part of a pattern for Paxton. Over three terms as attorney general, he has withheld financial information that could explain how he became a multimillionaire and had the resources to purchase more than a dozen properties in five states. He began including many of these on his state disclosures only after the Texas Ethics Commission closed a loophole in 2024 that Paxton had cited to leave them off. Most were acquired while Paxton earned a government salary of $153,750.
In the new federal disclosure, filed in August after Paxton received a three-month extension, he reported a net worth between $1 million and $27 million. That is a significantly higher range than the negative $1.9 million to $11.1 million net worth he reported a year ago, before he had secured the Republican nomination but after he had declared his candidacy for federal office.
The spike was driven not by Paxton’s acquisition of more assets but because the reported value on several of his properties soared.
Paxton’s report omitted listing as assets seven properties worth about $5.2 million collectively, including the Utah condos for which he did not disclose mortgages. He co-owns all of his known real estate holdings with his estranged wife, state Sen. Angela Paxton, property records show. The eight he reported are held by their blind trust, which is managed by a family friend.
Federal rules do not require candidates to report as assets personal homes or properties from which they don’t earn money, even if the properties are worth millions.
At a time when voters feel anxious about their own personal finances and dislike the idea of politicians getting rich in office, it would be wise for Paxton to be more transparent about his wealth, said Texas ethics and campaign finance lawyer Andrew Cates.
“If it were me trying to get people’s vote, I would err on the side of transparency rather than not,” Cates said.
Paxton declined to be interviewed and did not answer detailed questions about how he filled out the disclosure forms. Madison Cercy, a spokesperson for his campaign, said Paxton “has had a long and successful career outside of public service, including running his own small business as a lawyer. Stirring up partisan allegations is nothing more than a bad attempt to manufacture controversy where none exists.”
Before being elected to the state Legislature in 2002, Paxton worked at a law firm in the Dallas area and was a corporate attorney for JCPenney. His state financial disclosure for 2001 listed assets totaling no more than $170,000, a ProPublica and Tribune analysis found.
By 2015, his household net worth had grown to $5.4 million, according to financial records lawmakers subpoenaed in 2023 after impeaching Paxton on charges that he took bribes in exchange for helping an Austin real estate investor.
The records, few of which were admitted into evidence during the 10-day Senate trial that resulted in his acquittal, document how Paxton built a diverse portfolio that included investments in a cellphone tower, an HVAC company, a cement supplier and a police body camera manufacturer. He netted $2.2 million when Motorola acquired the body camera firm in 2019, according to his income tax return from that year.
Shortly after, he went on a real estate buying spree, snapping up six properties in Oklahoma, Florida, Utah and Hawaii. His impeachment defense team said Paxton made a prudent shift toward real estate at a time of rock-bottom interest rates.
Questions about Paxton’s integrity have dogged him in the race for U.S. Senate. His opponent, Democratic state Rep. James Talarico, entered September with a narrow polling lead — uncharted territory in a state where Republicans have not lost a statewide race in 32 years.
A University of Texas/Texas Politics Project poll released last week found that just a third of respondents viewed Paxton as “honest and trustworthy.” The same day the statewide poll was published, a super PAC supporting Talarico hit the airwaves with an ad that labeled the attorney general as “the most corrupt politician in Texas.” The commercial included a reference to Paxton’s recently disclosed net worth.
Talarico’s net worth, according to his most recent personal financial disclosure, was between $67,000 and $305,000. The range changed little from the previous year. Like Paxton, Talarico did not include his single personal residence among his reported assets.
James Henson, director of the Texas Politics Project, said the questions surrounding Paxton’s latest financial disclosures reinforce a longstanding narrative that the attorney general is secretive about his finances and may have leveraged his public position for personal gain.
“It’s his choice how much he explains or doesn’t explain,” Henson said. “But I think that comes with a potential cost, and we’re seeing that in public opinion.”
Paxton’s pivot to real estate appears to be a way to supplement his salary as attorney general. The newsrooms found recent rental listings for six of the properties he disclosed but for which he said he derived no income: two homes in Ocala, Florida; a home and a condo in Austin; a home in College Station, Texas; and a vacation lodge in Broken Bow, Oklahoma.
A tenant confirmed to the newsrooms she’s living at one of Florida houses. At the Austin condo complex, a next-door neighbor said Paxton’s unit has a renter. And the five-bedroom, three-story Oklahoma lodge he owns is listed online as a short-term rental for up to $1,200 a night, with fall bookings filling up fast.
On his disclosure forms, which require real estate income to be reported, Paxton for each property selected the option “None (or less than $201).”
Federal law requires candidates who aren’t currently in Congress to report all loans exceeding $10,000, except those for personal residences. Paxton did not report three mortgages totaling $1.3 million for condos at the Black Desert Resort in southwest Utah, renowned for its world-class golf course. He purchased the properties in February; the reporting period for the most recent disclosure ran through mid-May.
Reporters found the mortgage documents in local land records. Each contains an addendum to the mortgage that is used for rental properties, said New Jersey real estate lawyer Daniel M. Shlufman. That addendum removes a requirement that the unit be owner-occupied and allows the lender to collect rent directly from tenants if Paxton were to default on the loan.
Paxton purchased another condo at the resort in 2025, which he disclosed on his most recent report as an asset and a liability. The land records show he obtained a $640,000 mortgage for it. The resort advertises a program in which it leases units purchased by investors, but it declined to say if Paxton’s properties were enrolled in it.
“It’s kind of mind-boggling to think about having four homes at one resort property and imagining those are for personal use,” said Cynthia Brown, a senior lawyer at the government watchdog Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington.
The most significant changes between Paxton’s 2025 and 2026 reports were the valuations of the Oklahoma lodge and a plot of land outside of Fort Worth, whose value he said had increased by millions of dollars.
He appears to have switched from reporting the properties’ assessed values, which are set by the local county, to the loftier estimates of what they would fetch on the open market.
Paxton’s initial use of the lowball values appears to defy federal rules aimed at bringing candidates’ disclosed property values in line with what they’re actually worth. While the Senate Ethics Committee instructs filers that they can use a recent tax assessment to set the worth of certain property, they must adjust it to market value if it is assessed below that. In these cases, valuations must be disclosed as a specific dollar figure rather than a range.
On both his annual reports as a Senate candidate, Paxton listed ranges for the value of each property he disclosed.
Last year, Paxton reported the Oklahoma lodge, just north of the Texas border, as worth between $100,001 and $250,000. The local county assesses the property at $176,000. Its estimated market value, meanwhile, is more than $1.5 million, according to real estate websites. This year, Paxton’s disclosure valued the property at between $1 million and $5 million.
Likewise, Paxton valued a 42-acre plot of undeveloped land in Johnson County, south of Fort Worth, at between $15,001 and $50,000 last year. The county assesses the property as farmland worth $20,008, but estimates its market value is $2.9 million. This year, Paxton’s disclosure said the property was worth between $1 million and $5 million.
Paxton bought the property in 2006 with a group of investors including Rob Orr, with whom he served in the Texas House of Representatives. Orr, who manages the investment, said in an interview that Paxton’s 20% stake is worth about $1 million.
“It would have been around a million for quite a while, probably the last four or five years,” Orr said. “It has increased in value because of zoning and because of time.”
The group bought the plot to hold onto, Orr said, until creeping growth from the Dallas-Fort Worth area made it attractive for redevelopment. He said the group is negotiating a sale to a developer. Last year, Orr persuaded the City Council in Burleson to rezone the land, which had been restricted to agriculture, to permit retail and housing.
Paxton’s move to significantly revalue his assets without explaining why is “very strange,” said Margaret Dylus-Yukins, senior counsel for ethics at the nonpartisan Campaign Legal Center, which advocates for strong disclosure rules. Dylus-Yukins, who worked for six years analyzing executive branch officials’ financial disclosures for the U.S. Office of Government Ethics, said the agency would ask filers to explain major changes in writing.
“When you have public officials that appear to be fudging the numbers on their disclosure forms, and the Senate Ethics Committee is letting that slide, then you’re not only eroding trust in the committee but the candidate himself,” Dylus-Yukins said, referring to the significant differences between the filings.
The ethics committee did not respond to requests for comment. Candidates or senators who willingly falsify financial disclosures can be fined up to $50,000 or prosecuted for making a false statement to the government, a felony. The committee rarely investigates senators and has not formally sanctioned a member in 19 years.
Candidates do not have to file any more federal financial disclosures before the November election.
Trump Says California Can’t Stand Up To Big Telecom If It Wants Taxpayer Grants [Techdirt]
As the federal U.S. government has given up on consumer protection and corporate oversight, states have filled the void with various degrees of success. That’s been particularly apparent in areas like telecom, where the corruption-fueled death of federal privacy and net neutrality protections have been replicated in a handful of states like California, which passed their own state-level laws.
Now California’s being told by the Trump administration that it can’t enforce any of its own consumer protection laws if it wants to receive $1.4 billion dollars Congress already earmarked for broadband expansion under the 2021 infrastructure bill.
I’ve explored at length (at several different outlets) how $42.5 billion was supposed to be headed to the states to address broadband improvements. Instead, the Trump administration has hijacked the program, driven billions of dollars of those funds to Elon Musk for inferior satellite service (he’d already planned to deploy without subsidy), and stripped the program of any requirement that these taxpayer funds be dispersed equitably or with an eye on affordability.
You know, because cheap, ultra-fast, fiber optic cable that challenges Comcast is woke.
The $42.5 billion in Broadband, Equity, Access, and Deployment (BEAD) money states were supposed to get for broadband upgrades was already effectively cut in half after the Trump administration engaged in Elon Musk favoritism. That meant a lot of money previously slated for cheap, future-proof fiber was instead redirected to Musk’s increasingly congested Starlink network.
Now states are being told they won’t get any money at all if they engage in policy choices big telecom giants don’t like, including enforcing net neutrality.
Stanford Law professor Barbara van Schewick explains the specifics:
“In July, the National Telecommunications and Information Administration (NTIA), the federal agency that distributes BEAD money, approved California’s BEAD deployment plan. On August 31, it issued the award: $1.42 billion to connect about 270,000 homes and businesses.
Buried in the award’s terms and conditions is a clause known as Condition 50. By signing the award, California would agree not to enforce its affordability, net neutrality, and public-safety protections against any internet service provider (ISP) that receives BEAD money.”
Nearly 70% of California’s share of BEAD money will be headed to Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, Amazon, and SpaceX. This is a state, I’ll remind you, where Verizon was caught trying to upsell firefighters to more expensive wireless plans while they were fighting the Mendocino Complex Fire.
All five would be shielded from consumer protection enforcement for the next fourteen years unless the California CPUC rejects the Trump NTIA guidance (which could risk the state getting any money at all), or challenges the Condition 50 restrictions in court:
“If California wins, it gets the full $1.42 billion without the condition, and can connect the 270,000 households without giving up its power to protect all Californians.
But timing is everything: California has to challenge the condition before it accepts the award.”
The CPUC was slated to vote to confirm its final BEAD funding agreement Thursday, September 17 (so it may have already happened by the time you read this). It’s unclear if California Governor Gavin Newsom will have the backbone for this sort of fight.
Having gutted federal consumer protection and corporate oversight, telecoms like AT&T have been working hard to kill off any state oversight of telecom monopoly business practices. That’s included multiple lawsuits against the CPUC (falsely claiming they have no authority to do anything), having AT&T-friendly Dem lawmakers push new laws gutting what authority the CPUC does have, and working with Brendan Carr to pretend that FCC apathy trumps state good intentions.
As always, this is all being framed by telecoms (and the various think tanks paid to parrot them) as some sort of noble protection of “free market competition.” In reality it’s just ordinary corruption. Corruption that’s already hollowed out federal corporate oversight, and is now taking aim at states’ autonomy.
The telecoms and Trump administration are operating on shaky legal ground here (for whatever that’s worth anymore). Courts have previously ruled that the federal government can’t abdicate its authority over broadband consumer protection, then tell states what to do. The infrastructure bill also specifically states that $42.5 billion must be used for broadband access in fairly specific ways.
There’s also growing, bipartisan anger as the public, press, and lawmakers realize that the Trump administration has hijacked this program, driven billions to Elon Musk, and instituted all manner of annoying new delays. All this despite the fact Republicans spent much of last election season demonizing the BEAD program and insisting they alone could fix it.
Tariffs Work Great, Says Alabama Senator Who Quietly Asked Trump To Exempt Alabama’s Fireworks, Aluminum, And Airplanes [Techdirt]
Being a GOP politician in the Trump era is defined by two things: publicly embarrassing yourself to show support for Trump’s most dangerous policy ideas, and lying to your constituents about what those ideas will do to them. It is an inherently pathetic situation. And yet not one of them seems capable of showing even the slightest hint of principle or backbone. The latest example is Senator Katie Britt, whose previous claim to fame was giving the Republican response to Joe Biden’s 2024 State of the Union speech. Her response won a bunch of descriptive accolades from “deeply weird,” to “creepy as fuck,” to “scary mom,” to just plain “strange.”
But she showed she’s a good Trumpian MAGA soldier, and thus she does what a good Trumpian MAGA soldier does, which is lie to the public while sucking up to Trump in private to try to get him not to put in place the disastrous policy proposals that will obviously hurt America (and her constituents).
In this case, it’s Trump’s bizarrely stupid obsession with tariffs, based on his impressive unwillingness to understand that trade deficits aren’t inherently bad (we get actual goods; they get dollars that mostly come right back into the US economy). Britt has dutifully done the loyal soldier bit, publicly insisting that tariffs are great for the US and for the state she represents, Alabama. Here’s what she said:

That’s her tweeting — right after the Supreme Court said that Trump’s “liberation day” tariffs exceeded the authority Congress gave him under the IEEPA — that:
What the media won’t tell you is that President Trump’s tariffs work, and that’s why even the Biden Administration left them in place.
Today’s ruling was disappointing, but as POTUS made clear, we are not going to return to the status quo of allowing American jobs and manufacturing to be sidelined in exchange for cheap junk from foreign adversaries.
I will continue working with President Trump and his team to bring manufacturing back home.
So apparently “tariffs work.” Except, as (of all places!) the WSJ’s Editorial Board noted, via a FOIA request, they found that when Trump announced these tariffs, Britt went groveling to Trump asking for exemptions for businesses in Alabama.
What Ms. Britt won’t tell you is that she was privately seeking exemptions 10 months earlier. That’s when her legislative director wrote an email, “Sen. Britt Alabama Trade Priorities,” seeking help for “specific Alabama manufacturers.” We obtained the email from the U.S. Trade Representative’s office via the Freedom of Information Act. The email begins by saying Ms. Britt “is supportive” of rebalancing trade. Then it moves to “four pressing issues,” each a plea for an Alabama company.
• TNT Fireworks: “Unfortunately, there is no domestic firework manufacturer, and over 99% of firework products are produced in China,” it says. While TNT has tried other sources, “the quality and safety is not close,” and imported fireworks “pose no threat to America’s broader trade or national security interests.” Also, be patriotic, since TNT was then “preparing for the United States Semiquincentennial.”
• Novelis: This aluminum company was “currently building a $4.1 billion recycling and rolling plant,” expected to “create 1,000 new direct jobs.” At the time, however, it relied on imports from Canada, South Korea and Brazil, and Mr. Trump’s tariffs posed “cash flow problems” to “finish their new plant in Alabama.”
• Kronospan: A maker of wood panels, it was “undertaking a $600 million expansion,” requiring “highly specialized equipment that is not available from domestic manufacturers.” The extra tariff cost? About $60 million, threatening the project’s viability: “Senator Britt is concerned about the potential loss of this transformative economic development.”
• Airbus: The plane maker was “building its third final assembly line” in Mobile, leading to 1,000 jobs. “We’ve recently learned that this expansion has been suspended indefinitely,” the email says. “Trade policy has made the project financially unviable,” and “Senator Britt is deeply concerned about the potential loss of high-quality American jobs.”
Yeah, so apparently “tariffs work” except… they harm businesses in Alabama so pretty pretty pretty please will you make special exceptions in a backroom deal for some of the biggest companies I represent?
The USTR responded that “there is no exclusion process” for products covered under the tariffs. Now, a real Senator, actually representing her constituents, might go public with the simple facts that the tariffs were bullshit and harmful to Americans and American companies. She could have easily pointed out that Congress — where she is one of 535 members who could actually vote on this — is the branch the Constitution hands the power to regulate commerce with foreign nations and to lay duties. She could have easily pointed out that Trump’s tariffs would be inflationary and damaging to people in Alabama and across the country.
But, no. Publicly criticizing the MAGA god king isn’t an option. So instead she praises his disastrous, inflationary policies in public, while privately begging for a special dispensation for a handful of large Alabama companies.
As the editorial board of the WSJ points out:
The point isn’t that Ms. Britt made bad arguments against these four tariffs. It’s that she made good ones, which show why blunderbuss trade wars are an economic mistake, along with how tariffs deepen the D.C. swamp. Big company CEOs facing tariff harm know how to get a U.S. Senator to plead their case. But who speaks for the little guy being walloped?
It’s a rare day that I’m in agreement with the editorial board over there, but on this they are right. And it appears they’re hunting more hypocritical GOP senators as well:
Tariffs for thee, exemptions for me. Join the GOP club: In Mr. Trump’s first term, Sen. Josh Hawley lobbied for a carveout on saw blades, Rep. Mark Meadows on furniture wood, Rep. Andy Biggs on patio screens. Who else? When more records arrive, we’ll let you know.
None of this is particularly surprising. But that doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be called out. The Republican Party used to be against trade protectionism. These days, it’s simply for Donald Trump and all his delusions.
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ICE Arrests Ramp Up, Which Only Continues To Prove Most Migrants Aren’t Criminals [Techdirt]
Public furor is hard to maintain. It takes a concerted effort from people who have a lot to lose. Not only do they not have anything to gain (financially or otherwise) from engaging in protests, but they face the real possibility of arrests, job losses, beatings, or actual death.
On the other hand, the Trump administration has nothing to lose. It’s not only playing with house money, but it’s infested with racist psychopaths willing to sacrifice an entire nation and its constitutional ideals if that means it might be able to forcibly eject anyone who looks a bit Mexican.
The “worst of the worst” claim made to justify ICE’s violent, unconstitutional tactics was always a dodge. Even before Trump took office for the first time, the data showed migrants committed criminal acts at rates much lower than US citizens. Racists then tried to claim that throwing Black people out of the data would show migrants crossing the border from the south would prove them right. It didn’t, even when those studying the data decided to meet racists halfway and factor in race, rather than citizenship.
In recent weeks, the administration has managed to get somewhat close to the arrest quotas set by resident ghoul Stephen Miller and new ICE boss Markwayne Mullin. What hasn’t changed are the facts: the people being arrested, detained indefinitely, denied access to their civil rights, and summarily ejected to whatever hellhole wants cash in exchange for new government violence victims simply are not criminals, especially not of the violent variety.
This report from the New York Times breaks down the numbers. We’ll start with this chart, which shows the violent crime rates have remained consistent throughout Trump’s second White House residency. The only thing that has changed is how many people are being swept up by ICE’s roving kidnapping squads.

That nearly-flat line at the bottom is the violent crime rate. Everything else is the escalation of the Trump administration, which continues to pretend it’s the best at hunting down migrant criminals.
The Trump administration is deliberately wrong about the migrant crime rate. The DHS social media feeds are filled with narratives about arresting individuals who have committed serious crimes, but it’s the most extreme form of cherry-picking. For every social media blast about some person ICE has picked up and deported, thousands of arrests of people who are, in most cases, either trying their best to follow the legal path to residency or have lived here for years, if not decades, and done nothing more than work their asses off in hopes of securing the American Dream.
What’s worse is that ICE is back to generating negative press on a daily basis due to its proclivity for engaging in excessive force. But this indirect pressure isn’t working. Neither are the multiple efforts being made around the nation to disrupt opportunistic arrests by ICE officers. The administration has the upper hand.
Overall, immigration arrests rose to record highs with 43,000 ICE arrests in June and 49,000 in July. Two fatal shootings involving Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents, in Texas and Maine, drew outrage but did not meaningfully slow the pace of arrests.
Unofficially (lest it be accused of setting quotas), Trump wants 2,000 arrests per day. The inhumane ghoul currently d/b/a White House advisor, Stephen Miller, has been calling for 3,000 arrests since day one of Trump’s second administration.
The numbers are getting up there, and even a number of murders committed by immigration officers hasn’t managed to slow this down. Neither has the lack of evidence of criminal activity by the people arrested, detained, denied rights, and deported by the Trump administration.
What’s been happening since Trump took office for a second time is a decimation of the US workforce and the ejection of people who pay more taxes and use fewer social services than US citizens. And that’s before you factor in the violent crime rate, which is far lower than the numbers generated by people Trump pretends he’s trying to protect by authorizing opportunistic raids of any place day laborers might be found.
This administration pretends it’s the last hope for law and order, even though it routinely violates laws and disrupts public order. The GOP party made political hay for years by pretending Democrats would bankrupt America financially, if not morally. But while ICE officers kill people and get away with it, Trump’s party has managed to run up a $40 trillion tab, taking us past the watershed mark of the national GDP.
Meanwhile — as the NYT report points out — the administration is leveraging its relationships with red state politicians to juice its arrest stats. The largest increases in arrests in July occurred in Florida, Wyoming, Texas, and Arizona. Blue states saw a drop but only because ICE finds it much easier to engage in bigoted enforcement in states that are run by MAGA-loving bigots.
There’s nothing in this effort that even slightly suggests Trump’s mass deportation efforts have anything to do with making this country safer. It’s always been about making this country whiter and more supportive of whatever Nazi-esque efforts Trump 2.0 decides to pursue next.
“You’re Fired” Only Goes So Far [The Status Kuo]
Federal Reserve Chair Kevin Warsh raised interest rates Wednesday. The Federal Open Market Committee voted 12-0 to lift the federal funds rate a quarter point, to a target range of 3.75 to 4 percent. It was the first rate hike since 2023, with the Fed’s own projections pointing to another hike by December.
The timing could hardly be worse for Trump and Republicans, coming seven weeks before midterm elections already dominated by voter anger over the cost of living. Higher interest rates mean higher payments on some forms of borrowing, including credit cards, adjustable-rate mortgages and auto loans. They also tend to weigh on stocks.
It wasn’t supposed to be this way, at least from Trump’s point of view. He had handpicked Warsh, who faced the most contested Fed confirmation vote in the modern era, with the understanding that Warsh would cut interest rates. Warsh was confirmed 54-45, with only Sen. John Fetterman of Pennsylvania voting with the GOP. But four months into the job, Warsh has delivered the opposite of what Trump wanted and expected.
This is the latest example of a pattern stretching across the judiciary and executive branch. Trump installs people he expects to serve his agenda, but when they answer to something other than his personal wishes—the law, the data or their own read of the job—they often buck him, and he throws a tantrum. Where Trump has the power to fire people, he does so fast and publicly. But where he doesn’t, he’s stuck.
Well, you told him to be independent
At his press conference, Warsh did his best to position the Fed’s decision as a win for the country. He framed the rate hike as protection for the “least well-off” Americans, arguing that price stability is what lets a paycheck stretch. Without naming names, he pointed at exactly who put him in this position. As Slate’s analysis of the press conference noted, Warsh “repeatedly deployed code words — including ‘geopolitics,’ ‘hot spots around the world,’ and ‘commodity prices’ — that pretty clearly pointed the finger at Trump’s tariffs and war with Iran.”
Awkward. Trump’s reaction came within hours. “We are ‘carrying’ almost every country in the World, and that cannot go on any longer,” he wrote on Truth Social. “LOWER THE INTEREST RATES FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND FAST!” He demanded rates fall to one percent or lower.
No, really. He wants rates below one percent, so there’s easy, cheap money—even while inflation creeps ever higher and prices at the pump skyrocket.
Trump wasn’t quite ready to give Warsh the Jerome Powell treatment. The president had spent two years lambasting the former Fed chair, calling him a “real dummy” and “destructive,” as well as a “stubborn MORON” and a “fool.” And that was before the lawsuit and criminal-prosecution threats.
Trump, of course, had chosen Powell himself, a fact he conveniently forgot when he blamed the appointment on Biden. “I was surprised he was appointed—surprised frankly that Biden put him in and extended him,” Trump once declared with no explanation for the disconnect from reality. Back on Earth One, however, Trump had indeed appointed Powell during his first term in 2017, and Biden reappointed him, so only the second-to-last part of his statement was remotely correct.
Trump was more confident that Warsh would fall in line after his appointment. “I wouldn’t have chosen Warsh for Fed chair if he wanted rate hikes,” Trump said in February while the nomination was still pending. At Warsh’s swearing-in, Trump nevertheless told him to “be totally independent... don’t look at me.”
He clearly didn’t mean it, but Warsh took him at his word. Four months later, the Fed hiked rates.
Those he can can
The insulation Warsh currently enjoys from removal without cause is an exception to a new rule. The Supreme Court has recently allowed the White House to fire nearly every other independent official under the “unitary executive theory,” overturning the 91-year-old Humphrey’s Executor case, which had protected the heads of independent federal agencies from removal without cause. So far, only the Federal Reserve is exempt; the Court has dubbed it a “uniquely structured, quasi-private entity” standing outside the normal executive branch, a carve-out some legal scholars call doctrinally shaky and grounded largely in the Fed’s own history.
Trump has used that broad executive power against many officials who, under acts of Congress, are supposed to be terminated only for cause. He fired National Labor Relations Board General Counsel Jennifer Abruzzo and Board Member Gwynne Wilcox in January 2025, the same night he removed Equal Employment Opportunity Commission commissioners Jocelyn Samuels and Charlotte Burrows. Merit Systems Protection Board Chair Cathy Harris was dismissed with three years left on her term. In March, he fired Federal Trade Commission commissioners Rebecca Slaughter and Alvaro Bedoya without citing cause, and two months later he fired, by email, all three Democratic commissioners on the Consumer Product Safety Commission. Legal analysts estimate that roughly two dozen multimember independent agencies across the government are covered by Trump’s new firing powers.
Trump’s Cabinet picks answer to him directly, too, but when they stop delivering on his agenda, he has shown no hesitation in cutting them loose. We saw this clearly with Pam Bondi. Her job as attorney general, at least in Trump’s eyes, was to go after his political enemies. Trump even directed her, in a public Truth Social post, to pursue charges against New York Attorney General Letitia James, former FBI Director James Comey and Sen. Adam Schiff (D-CA). But the Comey and James prosecutions collapsed spectacularly, and Trump ultimately fired Bondi because, as former White House lawyer Ty Cobb put it, she “couldn’t bring Trump the bleeding heads of his enemies on a platter like he wanted.” Bondi also deepened Trump’s Epstein files problem rather than resolving it. Not long after being confirmed, she claimed on Fox News that the Epstein client list was “sitting on my desk right now to review”—before backtracking and stating, in a DOJ memo in July 2025, that there was no client list. Trump fired Bondi in April.
There was also Kristi Noem, whose mandate at Homeland Security was mass deportation carried out under a reported quota of 3,000 arrests a day. But then Minneapolis happened. Federal agents in DHS’s “Operation Metro Surge” fatally shot two U.S. citizens, Alex Pretti and Renee Nicole Good. Noem quickly labeled the victims as domestic terrorists, drawing condemnation from across the country. “Minneapolis was just a disaster,” one Trump adviser told Axios. “We were supposed to be stopping fraud from Somalian illegals. But we wind up shooting two people in the middle of the street.” Trump fired Noem in March, shortly after she claimed during a hearing that he had personally approved hundreds of millions of dollars in promotional expenditures that prominently featured her in department ads.
…and those he can’t can
Trump wanted very badly to fire former Fed Chair Powell, but some pesky laws—and a Supreme Court that saw that as a bridge too far, even for them—stood in the way.
Federal Reserve governors serve staggered 14-year terms and are removable only “for cause” under the Federal Reserve Act. That protection exists by design. It’s intended to keep monetary policy insulated from the kind of pressure Trump has applied to Bondi, Noem and the rest of his appointees. (Such protections exist for other positions in other statutes, too, but the radicals on the Court conveniently ignore them.)
Through 2025, as Powell held rates firm against Trump’s demands for cuts, the president escalated his verbal attacks. By August, he had moved to legal threats, floating a “major lawsuit” tied to cost overruns on the Fed’s headquarters renovation. That threat morphed into a criminal investigation by early 2026 after the Justice Department opened a probe into Powell’s congressional testimony about the project. U.S. District Judge James Boasberg found the subpoenas issued to Powell were pretextual, writing that the government had “offered no evidence whatsoever that Powell committed any crime other than displeasing the President.” Powell served out his term, and Trump never got him out.
When Powell proved too insulated to remove, Trump turned to another target: a Black woman (surprise, surprise) named Lisa Cook, also a sitting Fed governor. Trump attempted to fire her in August 2025, marking the first attempted removal of a sitting governor in the central bank’s 111-year history. His way in was an unsupported allegation of mortgage fraud, referred to the Justice Department by Trump’s appointee to lead the Federal Housing Finance Agency, Director Bill Pulte.
In a 5-4 ruling on June 29, 2026, the Supreme Court held in Trump v. Cook that she could remain in her post while her lawsuit proceeded. Chief Justice John Roberts wrote that she was “entitled to notice and some opportunity to respond prior to her termination.” The three living former Fed chairs, Alan Greenspan, Ben Bernanke and Janet Yellen, had filed a joint legal brief defending Cook and arguing against Trump's effort to remove her.
Trump’s response was on-brand. “The Cook Lawsuit... was sent back by the Supreme Court on a strictly procedural basis, we will take appropriate action immediately to make sure that someone who has committed wrongdoing will not be making vital decisions concerning the Welfare of the United States of America!” he wrote on Truth Social the day of the decision. By August, he had formally reopened proceedings to remove her for “gross negligence.” Cook’s legal team called the effort baseless, arguing there was “no valid cause” for her ouster. That fight remains unresolved.
The same statute at issue in Cook’s case now protects Kevin Warsh as well. He serves as both chair and a member of the Federal Reserve Board of Governors, so the “for cause” standard applies to him just as it did to Cook. Removing Warsh would require Trump to establish cause and would likely trigger another court fight.
Speaking of SCOTUS…
The pattern Trump has displayed of trying—and failing—to get independent appointees to do his bidding is nowhere clearer than with the Supreme Court. Federal judicial nominees, once confirmed, hold lifetime appointments that Trump cannot undo. His history with his own three Supreme Court picks—Justices Neil Gorsuch, Brett Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett—has often been unhappy as a result.
The pattern surfaced in February when the Court ruled 6-3 that Trump’s global tariffs exceeded his authority under the emergency-powers law he invoked. Justices Gorsuch and Barrett joined the majority. Trump responded from the White House lectern, saying he was “ashamed of certain members of the court, absolutely ashamed, for not having the courage to do what’s right for our country.” Asked specifically about Gorsuch and Barrett, he got personal, calling their vote “an embarrassment to their families.” He praised Alito, Thomas and Kavanaugh by name, telling reporters of Kavanaugh, “I’m so proud of him.”
But that pride would not last. In June, Barrett joined the majority, while Kavanaugh concurred on statutory grounds, rejecting Trump’s attempt to redefine birthright citizenship by executive order. The pattern repeated this week, when the Court declined to revive Trump’s plan to have the Postal Service police mail-in ballots ahead of the midterms.
Trump was livid. “These are not the people I interviewed to serve on the United States Supreme Court, they are merely a shell of their original selves,” he wrote on Truth Social. He praised only Justices Alito and Thomas, two justices he did not appoint, calling them both “legends.”
Trump has not hidden what he believes he is owed by the justices he elevated. “They were appointed by me, and yet have hurt our Country so badly!” he complained in an earlier post. “It’s really OK for them to be loyal to the person that appointed them to ‘almost’ the highest position in the land.”
He probably feels the same way about his Fed chair pick, who just told Trump to take a hike.
In interest rates, that is.
Brendan Carr Cries, Calls Jimmy Kimmel Censorship A ‘Hoax’ [Techdirt]
Last week comedian Jimmy Kimmel said Jimmy Kimmel Live! and ABC wouldn’t be airing an interview with Texas Democratic Senate hopeful James Talarico on broadcast because they were worried it would anger Trump’s top censorship czar, FCC boss Brendan Carr.
Kimmel and ABC had cause to worry; we’ve outlined in detail how Carr has manufactured several phony investigations — and even begun proceedings to revoke ABC’s local broadcast licenses — for the crimes of journalism and platforming comedians that make fun of the president.
So instead of airing the Talarico interview on ABC broadcast TV over public airwaves, Jimmy Kimmel Live! aired the interview on YouTube, where it currently has over 10 million views.
As it turns out, even doing what Brendan Carr wants — purportedly not using public airwaves to broadcast interviews with politicians Trump is afraid of — upsets Brendan Carr. Carr went on Elon Musk’s right wing propaganda website to call Kimmel’s choice a “hoax,” and ironically complain about “partisan lemmings.”
Carr was apparently triggered by this post by an Austin-based Democratic group, University Democrats:

In response, Carr then went on a very long (and factually incorrect) lecture where he tries to pretend his censorship campaign against ABC is supported by logic, reason, and the law (it’s not):

That screenshot is Carr tweeting:
Ok, fine. I’ll weigh in.
- The Equal Time statute doesn’t apply to GameDay for several reasons.
For one, when it passed the statute, Congress applied it to broadcast tv stations-not cable programs like GameDay. For another, Congress stated that the statute only applies to legally qualified candidates. The Senator is not one.- The Equal Time statute does not prohibit anyone from interviewing anyone on broadcast tv. It is about more speech, not less. Congress wanted to ensure that voters would decide elections, not media gatekeepers picking winners and losers by providing preferential airtime to some candidates and not others.
Indeed, when the statute applies, it simply requires broadcast stations to offer comparable time and placement. And comparable does not necessarily mean an interview by the same person on the same program either.- This ties back to Talarico. He’s just running the same hoax he did a few months ago on Colbert for the purpose of getting clicks and donations-he’s banking on people not understanding the statute or operating as partisan lemmings.
As we’ve noted previously, Carr is claiming to use a dated rule called the “equal opportunity” rule, or “equal time” rule, to claim that ABC’s The View violated the law by airing an interview with Talarico last February, but not airing a counter-interview with a Republican.
But more importantly, The View had struck very clear agreements with the FCC that it has been exempt from this rule since 2002. Carr knows this. But he still falsely claims The View violated the law. Carr’s so desperate to make this whole thing seem like a real violation of the public trust, Carr even worked closely with right wing broadcast affiliates to try and make it look like ABC’s Houston affiliate broke the law (something that will resurface in ABC’s lawsuit against the FCC).
Carr’s post to Elon Musk’s right wing propaganda website is very long, suggesting that Carr put a lot of time and effort into trying to make his censorship campaign against ABC sound cogent. But he continues to cling to this idea that harassing companies specifically when they air politicians Trump doesn’t like somehow serves the public interest. Carr even had his staffers make him a meme!

Again, The View was documentably exempt from the rule Carr is talking about. He just keeps babbling on as if everybody doesn’t know it. And as we’ve noted previously, Carr’s claims that he’s interested in “protecting the public interest” are undermined by the fact he only engages in this kind of harassment when it involves broadcasting people critical of this president.
For example, Carr’s fine with AM radio endlessly airing right wing propaganda, despite it also being under purported (and never enforced) FCC “equal time” provisions.
Most of the people responding to Carr on Elon Musk’s right wing propaganda website (why are people still using Elon Musk’s right wing propaganda website?) weren’t having it:

Given the ham-fisted First Amendment violations Carr is engaged in, he’s going to have a bad time in court. And his overly verbose defense of his historically shitty censorship choices suggests he knows it.
4th Measles Death In PA & All The Federal Govt. Can Do Is Disrespect The Dead By Ignoring Them [Techdirt]
As Pennsylvania continues to endure the worst of the current measles outbreaks ravaging the country, a fourth measles-associated death has now been confirmed. As of the time of this writing, the CDC’s public website tracking case counts and deaths has still not acknowledged a single one of these fatalities, reportedly at the direction of RFK Jr. himself (more on that later). And that came after Kennedy went full-blown conspiracy loon on reports of the first two deaths, which he went so far as to suggest may not even have occurred. This isn’t an exaggeration. Here is what he said at the time.

The key part:
The announcement appears to have been premature, and the deaths may even have been altogether fabricated by one of the Governor’s hopeful staffers. The Lancaster County Coroner says that it has no record of any measles deaths. State law requires that all measles deaths be reported to the coroner.
Governor Shapiro shattered tradition and violated standard public health policy by refusing to share information with the County Health Department or CDC.
As we found out later, those two deaths, both children, were very real. Then a 40 year old woman who was unable to be vaccinated due to other health concerns also died, a victim of the lack of herd immunity. That itself is an outcome of Kennedy’s years of anti-vaxxer conspiracy peddling. The CDC never counted that woman’s death, nor that of the children. The latest death is that of an unvaccinated 18 year old. As is common in deaths associated with measles, the acute cause of death was a secondary disease brought on due to the measles infection. The coroner has determined the death would not have occurred but for the deceased being infected with measles.
According to the Mifflin County coroner, Andrea L. Alcalde, the 18-year-old’s cause of death was determined to be acute disseminated encephalomyelitis (ADEM), which is a rare but known severe complication of measles. The condition is characterized by a rapidly progressing autoimmune disorder in which aberrant inflammation from an infection strips away the protective coverings of nerve cells in the brain and spinal cord. Before measles vaccines were widely used, ADEM was commonly associated with measles, though other viral infections can also spur its development.
In a new release posted to the coroner’s Facebook page Tuesday, Alcalde said the death determination was made after a review of medical records and all available information. Alcalde said no other information would be released about the deceased.
This is not another post about a tragic death from measles as a result of Kennedy and his followers’ anti-vaxxer bullshit. It’s a post about how Kennedy and HHS are spitting in the cold faces of the dead by not bothering to even acknowledge their passing. Instead, Kennedy is choosing to play political games while accusing state officials of doing the same. Here is a statement released from Governor Josh Shapiro on ExTwitter.

Here it is in text:
Today, the Pennsylvania Department of Health confirmed two more measles-associated deaths after local coroners reported these individuals died from complications associated with measles. That’s four total measles-associated deaths in our Commonwealth and the first Pennsylvania has seen in 35 years. These are tragedies, and four families are grieving.
Pennsylvania is experiencing the worst measles outbreak in the country. To date, we have 693 recorded cases of measles in 38 of our 67 counties. This disease was declared eliminated in the United States in 2000- yet decades later, we are seeing it surge due to lower vaccination rates.
This serious situation continues to be made worse by RFK Jr. playing games with public health and safety. It’s long past time for @SecKennedy to stop stoking vaccine skepticism and misinformation and compromising the serious mission of the nation’s public health agencies. It is also deeply concerning to learn that the Secretary personally intervened in an otherwise administrative process to direct the CDC to not report these Pennsylvania deaths, presumably because it doesn’t fit his phony narrative.
Measles is preventable. I continue to urge all Pennsylvanians to speak with your trusted health care provider and get the best possible information to protect yourself and your family against this deadly disease.
Every single word of that is true. Kennedy’s response is to attack Shapiro for not letting him help manage an outbreak he had a heavy hand in creating. And, you should note, his response doesn’t even acknowledge the death of one of the American citizens he’s supposed to keep safe. He also lies about a change in how CDC is counting measles deaths publicly, taking no responsibility for a reporting change at an agency that he is ultimately in charge of.

In text:
Governor Shapiro has chosen to politicize this outbreak instead of implementing a unified public health response. He continues to point the finger at me and the federal government and to malign the Amish while refusing the federal assistance that might help end the outbreak.
I have offered the Governor CDC Epi-Aid, which would put CDC epidemiologists on the ground to help the state respond. Texas, South Carolina, Virginia, Kansas, New Mexico, and Wisconsin requested Epi-Aids and worked alongside CDC teams to help bring their outbreaks rapidly and successfully under control.
Governor Shapiro’s claim that I directed CDC to suppress Pennsylvania deaths is false. CDC is applying a consistent national standard rather than allowing politicians to decide which deaths appear in federal mortality statistics. CDC will report measles-caused deaths when the National Center for Health Statistics reports measles as the underlying cause based on death record information submitted by the states.
CDC’s MMR recommendation remains unchanged. I have repeatedly stated that MMR vaccination is the most effective way to prevent measles infection.
Pennsylvanians deserve accurate, evidence-based public health information-not political grandstanding.
This is sociopathic behavior. There is no concern expressed, nor sympathy, for the family of the deceased. The focus is solely on Kennedy’s own reputation and smearing Shapiro with the accusation that he is the one politicizing this latest death in Pennsylvania.
Once again, the CDC’s public site has not acknowledged even one of the four measles-related deaths that have occurred in Pennsylvania, or anywhere else should any exist. Where those deaths are to be reported, there is merely an asterisk. It appears that four dead Pennsylvanians don’t even amount to enough importance in Kennedy’s mind to be a statistic. They’re less than that to him.
The CDC’s lack of acknowledgement of these deaths are due to a change in how they report them. A change that reads like something you’d see out of the Soviet Politburo, so layered in obfuscating bureaucracy that it makes the mind spin.
The deaths are unlikely to be quickly included in national data collected by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, which is under the tight control of anti-vaccine Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Amid Pennsylvania’s deadly outbreak, Kennedy has disputed deaths, spread misinformation about the MMR vaccine, and reportedly ordered the CDC director to exclude reports of the two babies’ deaths.
The CDC has also changed how it counts measles deaths in national reporting. The agency previously relied on determinations and reporting from state and local health officials. Now, it says, it will only report death records received by the National Center for Health Statistics (NCHS), which is a system designed not to monitor ongoing outbreaks but to track death trends over long periods. The US Department of Health and Human Services, which oversees the CDC, did not respond to questions from Ars Technica about the new rule.
That reporting change appears to have occurred shortly after the first two measles deaths in Pennsylvania, at nearly the exact moment Kennedy was first claiming Shapiro may have just made the deaths up entirely. The CDC is an agency under Kennedy’s rule as head of HHS. This isn’t so much putting puzzle pieces together as it is just observing plain facts. Whatever direct discussions Kennedy has had with the CDC over reporting these deaths, and I firmly believe he’s had those direct conversations, the reporting change still ultimately rolls up to his responsibility.
People are dying of measles and Kennedy doesn’t want to acknowledge that fact. Measles is spreading rapidly and it’s because of the decades of anti-vaxxer bullshit Kennedy has peddled combined with his abdication of responsibility as Secretary of HHS. He wants to fight online with a Governor dealing with an outbreak rather than even mentioning the dead.
It’s sociopathic. It’s dismissive. It’s disrespectful of the dead. And it needs to fucking stop. I’m going to keep saying it: Kennedy needs to be removed from office by any and all peaceful and legal means possible.
Or else more people will die.
Court Upholds Belgian Pirate DNS Blocking Order, OpenDNS Exit Looms [TorrentFreak]
Belgium was relatively late to the site blocking party, but since a dedicated anti-piracy department opened its doors, the country has caught up quickly.
The first blocking order under this new regime, obtained by sports rightsholder DAZN in April 2025, started quite aggressively. In addition to major ISPs, it required Cloudflare, Google and Cisco to stop resolving pirate streaming domains through their public DNS services, under threat of €100,000 in fines per day.
Cisco’s response was also aggressive, as the company pulled its OpenDNS service out of Belgium entirely. Google and Cloudflare, meanwhile, complied in their own ways, but all three companies challenged the order.
In July 2025, the court suspended the DNS blocking requirement against Cisco pending a final ruling, after which OpenDNS returned to Belgium. This also put additional DNS blocking orders on hold. However, that may very well change in the near future.
That final ruling has now arrived, and it’s not what the DNS providers were hoping for. On August 20, the President of the French-speaking Business Court of Brussels rejected the core of their challenge. The DNS blocking requirement stands.
The order itself hasn’t been published, but a new implementation decision from Belgium’s anti-piracy department summarizes the outcome and explains how the blockade will work in practice.
According to the decision, the court ruled that it’s technically possible for alternative DNS resolvers to block domains, and that the companies failed to show that the costs would be disproportionate. Worries that some users near the border could be caught by geolocation overblocking errors did not change that decision.
“Imposing a blocking measure on the main alternative DNS resolution service providers helps strengthen the effectiveness of the blocking injunction imposed on ISPs, which is regarded as a relevant measure,” the decision reads.
“The combination of these measures is intended to discourage users seeking access to unlawful content, as their experience as consumers of football matches, which they are very attached to watching live, will be disrupted,” it adds.

The court order also included some small wins for the DNS providers. For example, it scrapped the requirement to redirect users to a warning page, noting that this measure can’t be imposed on DNS resolvers.
The penalties for non-compliance were also softened. The €100,000 per day fine remains, but it only counts on days that DAZN matches are broadcast live. There’s a €20 million maximum per company, and fines don’t apply to under-blocking caused by “an exceptional geolocation error.”
The department’s decision also explains how the blocking will work in practice. The order covers matches from Belgian football competitions, including the Jupiler Pro League. As the season continues, DAZN can submit one blocklist update per week, with a maximum of 100 new domains.
There’s no fixed schedule. Instead, DAZN tells the department which matchday it wants the blocklist updated for, at least seven working days in advance. The DNS resolvers then get five working days to implement the changes.
The actual blockades should go live 90 minutes before a match starts, to catch pirates off guard.
“It is also with this effectiveness of the blocking measure in mind that it was decided that it should operate intermittently, and that it should only be implemented one and a half hours before the start of matches,” the implementation order reads.
“In this way, users find it more difficult to anticipate the blocking and plan around it in advance.”

The evolving nature of the blocklist is apparent from the publicly shared data, which shows that the domains blocked under this order have grown from 58 to 258 after it was first issued.
As reported last year, Google and Cloudflare complied with the original order. The latest order doesn’t change anything for them. However, for Cisco it’s a different story.
During the hearing, Cisco informed the department that it will pull OpenDNS out of Belgium again.
The company stated that the public DNS system “does not allow for the implementation of selective, geolocated and dynamic blocking as required by the order,” and that enabling it “would compromise the performance, stability and security of that service.”
Pulling out of Belgium is the only concrete measure Cisco is “technically able” to implement, the company added. The Belgian anti-piracy department accepts this drastic measure as compliance with the order.
The DNS resolvers have three months to implement the blocking measures. For now, OpenDNS remains available in Belgium and Cisco indicated it intends to appeal the ruling. TorrentFreak was told that a formal statement was still being finalized at the time of publication.
Unless the appeal changes anything, OpenDNS users in Belgium can expect the service to go dark for a second time later this year.
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Update: Cisco did not go into most of our questions and released a short statement instead.
“OpenDNS currently remains available in Belgium,” a spokesperson said.
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A copy of the Belgian anti-piracy department’s implementation decision of September 7 is available here (pdf).
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GFI (and the alternative) [Seth Godin's Blog on marketing, tribes and respect]
If you can provide the cheapest, fastest and best option, there will be a line out the door for your service or product.
Most providers know, though, that good, fast and inexpensive are trade-offs. You will have trouble offering all three.
And in a competitive marketplace, as soon as someone starts racing to the bottom and cutting corners, keeping up is brutal.
The alternative is to walk away from the race.
Instead, offer just one: You’ll pay a lot but you’ll get more than you pay for.
In every market I can think of, there’s always demand for an option that is noticeably faster.
And even more so, there’s a market for something that’s obviously better.
The hard part isn’t finding the market. The hard part is keeping the promise.
If you were required to charge five times what you charge now, how would you change what you offer?
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