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Tuesday 2026-04-14

01:00 PM

Oh God: RFK Jr. Unveils Plan To Be First Sitting Cabinet Secretary To Host A Podcast [Techdirt]

With all that RFK Jr. has done, and failed to do, as the Secretary of HHS, he should be terribly busy cleaning up mess after mess. The measles outbreak that is going to cause America to lose its elimination status is still ongoing and on pace to quadruple last year’s case total, so he could work on that. He could be busy finding a CDC Director, a position left vacant well beyond the federally mandated limit of 210 days. Or a Surgeon General. Or he could be working to undo the harms and effects of the misinformation that he and Trump have been pumping into the media ecosystem.

But it seems that, despite reporting that the White House wants to rein him in so he doesn’t get the GOP murdered in the midterms, Kennedy has instead decided its time to make history as the first sitting cabinet secretary to host his very own podcast.

The show, titled “The Secretary Kennedy Podcast,” will launch next week and feature Kennedy, a longtime anti-vaccine crusader who has reshaped the country’s health policy, in conversation with doctors, scientists and agency staff, U.S. Department of Health and Human Services officials told the AP ahead of the launch. In the teaser video, in a slick HHS-branded studio with ominous music playing in the background, Kennedy bills it as a new way to expose corruption and lies that have made Americans sick.

“We’re going to name the names of the forces that obstruct the paths to public health,” Kennedy says in the nearly 90-second clip.

We all know where this is going. Before entering into government, Kennedy hosted his own podcast previously. It covered such sane topics as:

  1. Google and Mind Control
  2. Vaccines During Pregnancy (featuring anti-vaxxer Lyn Redwood)
  3. EMR, Cell Phones, & Cancer
  4. IRS: Pro-Pharma Anti-Health
  5. Censorship & Twitter Files with Matt Taibbi

So, you know, a conspiracy theory podcast, featuring all of Kennedy’s favorite topics. Anyone looking at this podcast as a source of information is clinically insane. This is just another megaphone through which to growl his anti-science, anti-medicine conspiratorial views. That he is making history in doing so when he has far better things he could be doing is simply the rotten cherry on top of this shit sundae.

Tyler Burger, HHS digital communications manager and the producer of the new podcast, said while Food and Drug Administration Commissioner Marty Makary has a podcast, officials believe Kennedy’s will be the first to be hosted by a sitting cabinet secretary.

“We’re kind of bringing podcasting into the government as an official form and arm of our messaging,” Burger said. He said the set for the show was pieced together largely with items the agency already had, and has the capacity for a total of four people to sit in conversation together.

While I appreciate Kennedy for giving me what will surely be much, much more about which to write, there is danger in this. You can be sure that Kennedy will not be inviting dissenting viewpoints onto his show. Anyone coming across it, with the imprimatur of a sitting Secretary as its host, may fall victim to thinking that what is being presented is official federal policy, the viewpoints of real doctors and scientists, or… you know… sane.

It won’t be any of that. I sincerely hope someone in the White House catches wind of this and puts a stop to it. Sadly, I doubt that is forthcoming.

09:00 AM

The FAA’s “Temporary” Flight Restriction For Drones Is A Blatant Attempt To Criminalize Filming ICE [Techdirt]

The Trump administration has restricted the First Amendment right to record law enforcement by issuing an unprecedented nationwide flight restriction preventing private drone operators, including professional and citizen journalists, from flying drones within half a mile of any ICE or CBP vehicle.

In January, EFF and media organizations including The New York Times and The Washington Post responded to this blatant infringement of the First Amendment by demanding that the FAA lift this flight restriction. Over two months later, we’re still waiting for the FAA to respond to our letter.

The First Amendment guarantees the right to record law enforcement. As we have seen with the extrajudicial killings of George FloydRenée Good, and Alex Pretti, capturing law enforcement on camera can drive accountability and raise awareness of police misconduct.

A 21-Month Long “Temporary” Flight Restriction?

The FAA regularly issues temporary flight restrictions (TFRs) to prevent people from flying into designated airspace. TFRs are usually issued during natural disasters, or to protect major sporting events and government officials like the president, and in most cases last mere hours.

Not so with the restriction numbered FDC 6/4375, which started on January 16, 2026. This TFR lasts for 21 months—until October 29, 2027—and covers the entire nation. It prevents any person from flying any unmanned aircraft (i.e., a drone) within 3000 feet, measured horizontally, of any of the “facilities and mobile assets,” including “ground vehicle convoys and their associated escorts,” of the Departments of Defense, Energy, Justice, and Homeland Security. Violators can be subject to criminal and civil penalties, and risk having their drones seized or destroyed.

In practical terms, this TFR means that anyone flying their drone within a half mile of an ICE or CBP agent’s car (a DHS “mobile asset”) is liable to face criminal charges and have their drone shot down. The practical unfairness of this TFR is underscored by the fact that immigration agents often use unmarked rental cars, use cars without license plates, or switch the license plates of their cars to carry out their operations. Nor do they provide prior warning of those operations.

The TFR is an Unconstitutional Infringement of Free Speech

While the FAA asserts that the TFR is grounded in its lawful authority, the flight restriction not only violates multiple constitutional rights, but also the agency’s own regulations.

First Amendment violation. As we highlighted in the letter, nearly every federal appeals court has recognized the First Amendment right of Americans to record law enforcement officers performing their official duties. By subjecting drone operators to criminal and civil penalties, along with the potential destruction or seizure of their drone, the TFR punishes—without the required justifications—lawful recording of law enforcement officers, including immigration agents.  

Fifth Amendment violation. The Fifth Amendment guarantees the right to due process, which includes being given fair notice before being deprived of liberty or property by the government. Under the flight restriction, advanced notice isn’t even possible. As discussed above, drone operators can’t know whether they are within 3000 horizontal feet of unmarked DHS vehicles. Yet the TFR allows the government to capture or even shoot down a drone if it flies within the TFR radius, and to impose criminal and civil penalties on the operator.

Violations of FAA regulations. In issuing a TFR, the FAA’s own regulations require the agency to “specify[] the hazard or condition requiring” the restriction. Furthermore, the FAA must provide accredited news representatives with a point of contact to obtain permission to fly drones within the restricted area. The FAA has satisfied neither of these requirements in issuing its nationwide ban on drones getting near government vehicles.

EFF Demands Rescission of the TFR

We don’t believe it’s a coincidence that the TFR was put in place in January 2026, at the height of the Minneapolis anti-ICE protests, shortly after the killing of Renée Good and shortly before the shooting of Alex Pretti. After both of those tragedies, civilian recordings played a vital role in contradicting the government’s false account of the events.

By punishing civilians for recording federal law enforcement officers, the TFR helps to shield ICE and other immigration agents from scrutiny and accountability. It also discourages the exercise of a key First Amendment right. EFF has long advocated for the right to record the police, and exercising that right today is more important than ever.

Finally, while recording law enforcement is protected by the First Amendment, be aware that officers may retaliate against you for exercising this right. Please refer to our guidance on safely recording law enforcement activities.

Republished from the EFF’s Deeplinks blog.

08:00 AM

DOJ Is Using A Grand Jury To Force Reddit To Unmask An Anonymous User [Techdirt]

The government’s reliance on grand juries to bring charges against activists, protesters, and the president’s personal enemies has been misplaced. Increasingly, grand juries are refusing to give the government what it wants: rubber-stamped indictments that will allow it to move forward with vindictive prosecutions.

But there’s still something grand juries offer that regular courts can’t: secrecy. If the government doesn’t want the public to know how it’s building cases, it’s best bet to drag everyone involved in front of a grand jury whose secrecy can’t easily be pierced without a concerted effort by involved parties and the assistance of sympathetic judges.

There’s a good reason the government doesn’t want the public to know what it’s doing in this case detailed by Ryan Devereaux for The Intercept. There’s some shady stuff happening here, along with some incredibly incompetent stuff.

According to a subpoena obtained by The Intercept, Reddit has until April 14 to provide a wide range of personal data on one of its users, whom U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents have been trying unsuccessfully to identify for more than a month.

That’s the brief summation. The details, however, make this whole thing look sketch as fuck. Reddit received the first demand for this user’s data on March 4. Two days later, it informed the user that the government was seeking this information. The Reddit user secured legal representation from the Civil Liberties Defense Center.

The user’s lawyers looked through the targeted account and couldn’t find anything that might be considered criminal.

Commenting on a Minnesota Star Tribune article, another Reddit user posted that Ross might be welcomed as a hero in Florida or Texas. John Doe responded by sharing that Ross had lived in Chaska, Minnesota; grew up in Indiana; and served in the Indiana National Guard — biographical details that were circulating widely at the time. “Hopefully he moves up to Stillwater State Penitentiary,” they wrote.

In another post, a Reddit user asked what they should write on an anti-ICE protest sign. John Doe suggested the lyrics to a song: “Urine speaks louder than words.” In a third instance, Doe wrote, “TSA sucks and we all know it.” According to the Reddit user’s attorneys, these were the most aggressive posts they could find.

While one would hardly expect legal reps to dish out inculpatory information in response to journalist’s questions, the lack of anything possibly law-breaking speaks for itself. The whole thing looks like a fishing expedition by the DOJ on behalf of ICE — something that’s confirmed by the administrative subpoena ICE issued in hopes of unmasking this user.

In its summons, ICE indicated the basis for its request was a provision of the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act of 1930. John Doe informed the court that they had nothing to do with the kind of activities at issue in the near-century-old statute, which governs boat show sales, wild animal imports, forfeited wines and spirits, and cross-border trade in other goods.

In case you’ve forgotten, the C in ICE stands for “Customs.” That means whoever “wrote” this subpoena didn’t even care enough to ensure the correct boilerplate was copy-pasted into the subpoena. ICE wants to punish this person for their speech, which it seemingly believes adds up to a federal crime. In support of its demand for user info, it inserted boilerplate pertaining to customs enforcement.

Then again, this might have been intentional laziness. As The Intercept notes, the Trump administration tried to use the same customs statutes to unmask his critics back in 2017. Those efforts were criticized by the still-operable Office of the Inspector General.

ICE withdrew the tariff-related subpoena. Then the DOJ sent another one nearly a month later, this time targeting Reddit itself:

This time, instead of requesting information on an individual user, the government ordered Reddit itself to appear before a grand jury — not in California, but in Washington.

The request came not from an ICE field agent but rather from a Special Assistant U.S. Attorney in D.C., where Reddit has received the highest number of federal law enforcement information requests. The records sought spanned a period roughly three times longer than what ICE had originally requested.

That’s the backdoor the DOJ is trying to use. It can’t get the stuff it thinks will generate an indictment via the usual Smoot-Hawley whatever the fuck. And since it’s not interested in seeking an actual warrant (which would require judicial review) to compel Reddit to produce user data and information, it’s hoping it can accomplish the same thing in a secret court far away from anything resembling an adversarial process, much less the watchful eyes of a federal judge.

That’s the Department of Justice deliberately routing around a crucial part of the justice system in hopes of securing ill-gotten “wins” against critics of Trump, his policies, and his administration in general. With any luck, this attempt won’t work because it’s been exposed. But rest assured, this administration will never stop trying to bypass the systems of checks and balances that might occasionally prevent it from doing whatever it wants.

The Iran Talks Were Doomed From the Get-Go [The Status Kuo]

Photo courtesy of The Independent

They were the highest-level US-Iran talks since the 1979 Islamic Revolution. They lasted just 21 hours. And the White House has nothing to show for it.

When Vice President JD Vance walked out of the Serena Hotel in Islamabad early Sunday morning and announced that the peace talks had failed, the White House framed it as Iran’s problem. “The bad news is that we have not reached an agreement,” Vance said. “And I think that’s bad news for Iran much more than it’s bad news for the United States of America.”

But the talks didn’t fail because of anything that happened in Islamabad. They failed because of everything that happened before anyone sat down. There were four compounding reasons, and together they made collapse inevitable.

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Talking past each other

Let’s start with the most basic problem: The two sides were not even negotiating the same deal. As I wrote last week, the ceasefire Trump announced on April 7 was built on a fabricated foundation: a pre-existing Iranian proposal Trump repackaged and heralded as a breakthrough. It followed a scripted Pakistani appeal masquerading as third-party mediation. And it deliberately deferred the hardest questions.

The parties walked into Islamabad inhabiting different universes. Iran’s 10-point plan, released through the Pakistanis, reasserted Tehran’s permanent control of the Strait of Hormuz, demanded Washington accept Iran’s right to enrich uranium, and called for a full U.S. military withdrawal from the Middle East. But these were the very things the U.S. supposedly went to war over in the first place.

The enrichment question was particularly messy. The phrase “acceptance of enrichment” appeared in Iran’s Farsi-language 10-point plan but was absent from English versions shared with international journalists. This discrepancy let Iran tell its domestic audience it had “won” while keeping Washington nominally at the table.

As Sen. Chris Murphy (D-CT) said on CNN, the two countries appeared to be describing “different agreements entirely.” But this was not some error in translation. It was the direct consequence of a ceasefire engineered for optics rather than negotiated for substance.

A delegation of fools

Even if the two sides had been negotiating the same deal (which they were not), the White House sent the worst people to close it.

The U.S. delegation was led by Vice President JD Vance, with special envoy Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner along for the trip. Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ) put it plainly at the National Action Network Convention on Saturday: “You can’t send the two real estate developers to negotiate a peace with another region.”

Iran didn’t want them there. CNN reported Tehran no longer wanted to speak with either of Trump’s envoys. It could well be because both are strong supporters and fundraisers for Israel. Kushner’s 2020 “peace plan,” which the Palestinians were not consulted on, endorsed Israel’s most aggressive positions. And Tehran viewed them not as good-faith negotiators but as actors committed to Iran’s downfall.

The Arms Control Association, which obtained recordings from Witkoff’s own briefings to reporters in late February, concluded he “did not have sufficient technical expertise or diplomatic experience to engage in effective diplomacy.” It also found his mischaracterization of Iran’s nuclear positions likely informed Trump’s conclusion that talks were failing before the war even began. Neither Witkoff nor Kushner brought nuclear technical expertise to the Geneva negotiations, a departure from standard diplomatic practice.

Behind them was a State Department that Secretary Rubio had gutted in July 2025, terminating more than 1,350 employees, including 1,107 civil servants and 246 Foreign Service officers. The people whom Rubio fired possessed the very institutional expertise that these talks required.

As for Rubio himself, as Vance announced the failure of the talks from Islamabad, the Secretary of State appeared on the big screen at a UFC fight in Miami, ringside with President Trump. Reporters traveling with both men observed them smiling and enjoying the action. Trump had already waved off the talks earlier in the day. “Whether we make a deal or not makes no difference to me,” he told reporters.

Now who doesn’t have the cards?

Sen. Kelly also noted, “What Donald Trump taught the Iranians is they now have a strategic asset that they can exploit for decades to our detriment.”

Indeed, experienced negotiators, had any been sent, would have faced an almost insurmountable problem: Iran, not the U.S., had the stronger hand going into talks, even after weeks of their forces being obliterated by the U.S. military.

Iran’s leaders firmly believe that they emerged from the past six weeks in the stronger position. Yes, their supreme leader was killed, but he was quickly replaced by his even more hardline son. Their military was degraded, yes, but it was not destroyed. And Iran came to Islamabad with three cards it did not hold before the war began.

First, the Strait of Hormuz. As Steven A. Cook, senior fellow for Middle East and Africa studies at the Council on Foreign Relations, noted, “Iran has leverage over the Strait of Hormuz when it did not before the war began. I don’t see how negotiations will change this reality.” Before February 28, Iran monitored the waterway and harassed shipping but stopped short of asserting outright control. But that changed after U.S. bombs began to fall. Iranian negotiators, now fully aware of that leverage, refused to reopen the strait absent a final deal.

Second, the uranium stockpile. Iran has managed to hold on to nearly 1,000 pounds of near weapons-grade uranium. Half of it reportedly is buried in caskets in a tunnel deep under its Isfahan nuclear site, according to the U.N. Iran is not going to trade that away easily.

Third, Iran can wait things out. Barbara Leaf, who served as Assistant Secretary of State for Near Eastern Affairs under President Biden, was blunt in her assessment: “Time is not on the administration’s side. That’s what gives the Iranian government such a high degree of confidence that it’s displaying.”

Trust takes years to build, but is lost overnight

Iran’s chief negotiator, Parliament Speaker Mohammad Bagher Qalibaf, stated the problem before the talks even began. “Due to the experiences of the two previous wars,” he stated on social media, “we have no trust in the opposing side.” Iran’s foreign ministry confirmed the talks were conducted “in an atmosphere of mistrust.”

This distrust is not abstract. It has a specific, well-documented history.

In 2018, Trump withdrew the United States from the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA), even though international inspectors confirmed Iran was in full compliance. Washington then reimposed sweeping sanctions under a “maximum pressure” campaign.

In 2020, the U.S. assassinated Iranian General Qassem Soleimani, which Iran viewed as an act of war. Moreover, the killing occurred during a period of diplomatic engagement, prompting Tehran to abandon JCPOA limits on uranium enrichment.

In February 2026, three rounds of talks concluded in Oman and Geneva. Mediators described the third round, on February 26, as the “most intense” yet, with “significant progress” and plans for technical follow-ups in Vienna. Less than 48 hours later, the U.S. and Israel launched coordinated strikes that started the current war.

In short, every time Iran moved toward diplomacy, the U.S. either tore up the agreement or started shooting. Iran’s delegation could reasonably wonder why this time would be any different.

As the Dhaka Tribune observed, the JCPOA only became possible because of trust at the highest levels of U.S.-Iran diplomacy. That trust has now hardened into active distrust. And as Al Jazeera’s Osama Bin Javaid noted, “There is a sea of mistrust that they are trying to build bridges over, and statements like this and leaving the negotiations with an ultimatum are not going to help bridge those divides.”

The end of the talks means… a blockade of the Strait?

Trump’s response to the failure of the talks was to announce a naval blockade of the Strait of Hormuz.

Not exactly a “stable genius” move. Indeed, it could quickly worsen the already bad economic consequences of the war. Karen Young of Columbia University’s Center on Global Energy Policy told CNN, “If we have a blockade, we still have the problem of a shortage in the market of about 7 million barrels of crude, 4 million barrels of product not getting out. And we just added to that by making the Iranian barrels off the market.”

Trump claimed the U.K. and other countries would join the blockade. But that seems unlikely; according to a source who spoke to CBS News, the United Kingdom will not be involved in the blockade.

And analysts warn that Iran could view a U.S. naval blockade as an act of war, potentially triggering further military escalation, the very outcome 21 hours of talks were supposed to prevent.

Perhaps Eliot Higgins of Bellingcat put it best: “Blocking the Strait of Hormuz to unblock the Strait of Hormuz is peak Trump foreign policy.”

05:00 AM

Section 230 Is Dying By A Thousand Workarounds, And Massachusetts Just Added Another One [Techdirt]

We’ve been warning for a while now that Section 230 is dying by a thousand legal workarounds rather than a straightforward repeal, and the hits just keep coming. A few weeks ago, I wrote about how two jury verdicts against Meta in New Mexico and California should scare anyone who cares about the open internet, even if the instinct to cheer them on is understandable given how terrible Meta has been. Those verdicts adopted a legal theory that re-frames editorial decisions about how to present user-generated content as “product design” choices outside the scope of Section 230, functionally making the law irrelevant.

Now, the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court has gone even further. In a unanimous ruling in Commonwealth v. Meta Platforms, Inc., the state’s highest court has denied Meta’s motion to dismiss the state attorney general’s lawsuit, holding that Section 230 does not bar claims that Meta designed Instagram to be addictive to children, lied to the public about the platform’s safety, failed to properly age-gate underage users, and created a public nuisance. The court’s reasoning provides a clean, easily replicable template for any plaintiff anywhere to plead around Section 230, and it does so by mangling the statute’s text and ignoring key words while drawing a distinction between “content” and “content presentation” that collapses under even the slightest scrutiny.

Once again, since this always needs to be said in all of the articles about these rulings: Meta is a terrible company. It has spent years making terrible decisions. I don’t trust the company to make the right decisions even if only correct decisions were presented to it. Mark Zuckerberg deserves zero benefit of the doubt. But as I said last time, the legal theories being used to go after Meta here will not stay confined to Meta. They will be used against every website, every search engine, every forum, every email provider, and every small platform that makes any decision about how to present user-generated content. That’s what makes this ruling so dangerous.

Professor Eric Goldman, who has been tracking these cases more closely than perhaps anyone, put it bluntly:

This is not a good opinion for Section 230 on several dimensions.

First, as a state supreme court decision, it’s the final word for the Massachusetts state court system (unless the US Supreme Court intervenes). It provides a major beachhead for other courts to follow, both within Massachusetts and beyond.

Second, this court didn’t rely on the Lemmon “design defect” workaround. Instead, it said that the claim doesn’t relate to third-party content unless it’s based on the substance of the third-party content. This provides plaintiffs with another avenue to work around Section 230 in addition to the Lemmon/design defect workaround that other courts are accepting (even if they shouldn’t).

Third, as I explained, I don’t see any distinction between third-party content and the editorial choices about the manner of presenting that third-party content. By embracing that false dichotomy, the court invites plaintiffs to reframe their complaints to focus on content presentation instead of substance.

That last point is the most important part of the whole ruling. The court has now handed plaintiffs’ lawyers a magic formula: just say you’re suing about the presentation of content rather than the content itself, and Section 230 vanishes. Goldman lays out the playbook:

Here’s how a plaintiff’s argument could look: “I’m not suing about the third-party content, I’m suing about the design choices that elevated that third-party content over others.” These are literally the same thing in my mind. If this argument works, Section 230 is dead because plaintiffs will always embrace that workaround.

Looking at the court’s actual reasoning, things get messy fast.

Massachusetts’ complaint alleged that Meta “engaged in unfair business practices by designing the Instagram platform to induce compulsive use by children, engaged in deceptive business practices by deliberately misleading the public about the safety of the platform, and created a public nuisance by engaging in these unfair and deceptive practices.” Meta moved to dismiss on Section 230 grounds. The lower court denied the motion. Meta appealed.

The Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court actually (correctly!) recognized that Section 230 provides immunity from being sued in the first place, not just a defense against paying up at the end. This matters procedurally, because immunity from suit means you get to appeal the denial of your motion to dismiss before trial — you don’t have to go through the whole expensive litigation process first and then appeal at the end. The court analyzed the language of Section 230(e)(3), and reached the right conclusion:

The plain meaning of “no cause of action may be brought” is that a suit may not be initiated in the first instance and the defendant cannot be forced to litigate the claim.

Great. The court got the procedural question right. Section 230 provides immunity from suit. Meta gets its interlocutory appeal. The whole point of Section 230, after all, has always been to get bad cases tossed early, before the ruinous expense of discovery and trial.

And then the court proceeded to deny the immunity anyway, meaning Meta now has to litigate the entire case on the merits despite supposedly having immunity from suit. The court gave Section 230 its proper procedural dignity with one hand and gutted it substantively with the other. Meta got to appeal early — and lost anyway. Now it faces full litigation on claims that Section 230 was designed to kill at the threshold. The outcome is a complete mess: the court has effectively turned “immunity from suit” into “the right to lose an appeal slightly faster.”

The heart of the court’s logic rests on a distinction between claims that impose liability based on the content of third-party information and claims that merely concern how that content is presented. To get there, the court engaged in a lengthy analysis of the phrase “treated as the publisher . . . of any information” in Section 230(c)(1), concluding that this phrase requires both a “dissemination element” and a “content element.” In other words, the court held that Section 230 only applies when a claim seeks to hold a platform liable for the substance of user-generated content it published — and that claims about design features like infinite scroll, autoplay, algorithmic recommendations, and notification systems target the how of publishing rather than the what, and therefore fall outside Section 230’s protection.

This ignores a long list of precedents — and the explicit statements of Section 230’s authors — establishing that the law was designed to protect platforms from being sued over any editorial decision-making, including how content is presented. To put this in perspective, it’s like saying that someone could sue, say, the evening news based on where they placed a story (top of the show or bottom?) and that the impact of how it was presented is somehow unrelated to the content itself. That makes no sense. But it’s the way this court has interpreted 230.

The court found that with respect to the unfair business practices claim:

The challenged design features (e.g., infinite scroll, autoplay, IVR, and ephemeral content) concern how, whether, and for how long information is published, but the published information itself is not the source of the harm alleged. Instead, the claim alleges that the features themselves induce compulsive use independent of the content provided by third-party users.

Meta tried to point out the obvious problem with this: without user-generated content, these design features don’t do anything harmful. Nobody’s getting addicted to infinite scroll through a feed of nothing. The court waved this away:

But the fact that the features require some content to function is not controlling; instead…to satisfy the content element, we look to whether the claim seeks to hold Meta liable for harm stemming from third-party information that it published. Here, the unfair business practices claim does not; the Commonwealth alleges that the features themselves prolong users’ time on the platform, not that any information contained in third-party posts does so. In this sense, the claim is indifferent as to the content published.

“Indifferent as to the content published.” No matter how many times courts (or media or politicians) make this claim, it never gets any more accurate. As I noted in my earlier piece about the California and New Mexico verdicts: imagine Instagram, but every single post is a video of paint drying. Same infinite scroll. Same autoplay. Same algorithmic recommendations. Same notification systems. Is anyone addicted? Is anyone harmed? Is anyone suing? Of course not. Because infinite scroll does nothing without content that makes people want to keep scrolling. The features and the content are inseparable. Saying the claim is “indifferent as to the content published” is a legal fiction, and everyone involved knows it.

Goldman makes this point through a newspaper analogy that’s worth quoting at length:

I don’t see any distinction between third-party content and the editorial choices about the manner of presenting that third-party content. By embracing that false dichotomy, the court invites plaintiffs to reframe their complaints to focus on content presentation instead of substance. … As an analogy, consider a dead-trees newspaper’s decision to publish a story: it is equally part of the newspaper’s editorial prerogative and publication decisions to decide to publish the story at all and to decide if the story should appear on the A1 front page or some interior page; what size typeface to use for the story headline; whether the story runs all on the same page or continues on a later page; etc. As applied to Meta, the decision to vary the delivery timing of new third-party content items (as one example) is just as much of Meta’s publication decision-making process about publishing the third-party content as whether the item will be published at all.

The fallout here goes way beyond just Instagram. A search engine decides to rank certain results higher than others — that’s a “design choice” about content presentation, not about the content itself. A forum uses “newest first” sorting — design choice. An email provider’s spam filter decides what goes to your inbox — design choice. A blog allows comments and displays them in threaded format — design choice. Under this court’s reasoning, all of those are potentially outside Section 230’s protection, because they concern how content is presented rather than the content’s substance. Every editorial decision a website makes about the display, ordering, timing, or format of user-generated content is now potentially a “design” claim that evades Section 230.

Especially given that the whole premise of these lawsuits is that these “design choices” are engineered to “addict” users — a claim that none of the cases have actually established as a clinical matter. They show signs of companies trying to make users of their products like and use them more. Which is what basically every company does. It’s sort of the nature of business. Should a state AG be able to sue a restaurant because its food was too delicious and people ate too much of it? TV shows end on cliffhangers. Books have page-turning chapter endings. Are those addictive design features subject to state AG enforcement?

There’s another serious problem with the court’s statutory analysis that Goldman flagged, and it’s frankly embarrassing for any court to make, let alone a state supreme court. Section 230(c)(1) says: “No provider or user of an interactive computer service shall be treated as the publisher or speaker of any information provided by another information content provider.” The court spent pages analyzing what “publisher” means, diving into common-law publisher liability, legislative history, and the Cubby/Stratton Oakmont story line. But as Goldman observed:

Worse, the court extensively analyzes the word “publisher” but doesn’t say a word about the companion “speaker” term that appears two words later in the statute. This is another indicator of results-oriented decision-making. No matter what the court says “publisher” means, if the court disregards one of the other 26 words that has direct relevance to its meaning, the court is failing its #1 job of reading the damn statute. This omission is extremely embarrassing for the court, and it thoroughly undermines the credibility of the court’s recitation of precedent.

Whatever narrow common-law meaning you might ascribe to “publisher,” the word “speaker” is right there, broadening the scope. The court just… pretended it wasn’t. When a court conducting what it claims is a careful “plain meaning” analysis of a 26-word clause of the statute at the center of the case manages to ignore one of the operative words, that’s more than a tell. As Goldman noted:

When courts decide to review a 1996 statute from scratch in 2026, after over a thousand Section 230 cases have been decided, that’s usually an indicator that they are engaging in results-oriented decision-making, they don’t like the precedent, and they need another way to reach a different result.

Then there are the deception claims, which the court dispatched with even less effort. Massachusetts alleged that Meta lied to the public about Instagram being safe and not addictive. The court held that because these were Meta’s own statements, Section 230 obviously didn’t apply — the statute only protects against liability for third-party content, and Meta’s PR statements are first-party speech.

That much is technically defensible as a Section 230 matter. But the underlying theory has its own problems that the court didn’t bother grappling with. What does it mean for a company to “deceive” the public by saying its product is “safe”? Almost nothing is 100% safe. Cars aren’t perfectly safe. Food isn’t perfectly safe. Playgrounds aren’t perfectly safe. As we’ve written about before, the social media moral panic has systematically confused risks with harms. Something can carry risks without every user being harmed, and a company saying it takes safety seriously is not a guarantee that no bad outcome will ever occur to any user. If “we prioritize safety” plus “something bad happened to a user” equals fraud, then every tech company, car manufacturer, pharmaceutical firm, and food producer in the country is perpetually liable for “deception.”

Goldman noted that there are “obvious puffery/opinion defenses that could apply here” but weren’t addressed in the Section 230 analysis. That’s true. But the more fundamental problem is that the court’s framing of the deception claims, combined with its evisceration of Section 230’s applicability to the design claims, means all four counts now proceed to full litigation. The “public nuisance” claim got even less analysis — a single footnote saying that because the other claims survive Section 230, so does the nuisance claim that’s based on them. Goldman rightfully calls out how weak this is:

I’ve previously complained before about courts’ complete undertheorizing of how and why public nuisance claims can apply to social media, and this court doesn’t do any better. In a footnote, here is the court’s entire discussion about Section 230’s application to the public nuisance claim: “Because we conclude that § 230(c)(1) does not bar counts I to III, we also conclude that it does not bar the Commonwealth’s public nuisance claim, which is predicated on the same allegedly unfair and deceptive practices in counts I to III.”

Put it all together and the picture for Section 230 is bleak.

A few weeks ago, juries in New Mexico and California found Meta liable using the “design defect” workaround — arguing that features like infinite scroll and algorithmic recommendations are product design choices, not editorial decisions about third-party content. Those verdicts relied on the framework from Lemmon v. Snap, the somewhat problematic Ninth Circuit case that carved out a design-defect exception to Section 230, and which opened the floodgates to lawsuits like the ones we’re discussing here.

Somewhat oddly, the Massachusetts court explicitly declined to follow the Lemmon framework. It developed its own, different workaround: Section 230 only applies when a claim is based on the substance of third-party content, and claims about content presentation fall outside its scope. This is, as Goldman put it, “another avenue to work around Section 230 in addition to the Lemmon/design defect workaround that other courts are accepting.”

So we now have at least two distinct legal theories for pleading around Section 230, both blessed by courts, both available to any plaintiffs’ lawyer nationwide. And both accomplish the same thing: they take the editorial decisions that platforms make about user-generated content — the decisions that are the very heart of what Section 230 was designed to protect — and reclassify them as something else. “Design choices.” “Content presentation.” “Product features.” Call them whatever you want. The result is that Section 230 protects nothing that matters.

Goldman’s metaphor for all of this is apt:

Even if this opinion doesn’t outright eliminate Section 230 in Massachusetts, it’s a sign of how 230 workarounds keep proliferating, contributing to the swiss cheese-ification of Section 230. When the bubbles in the swiss cheese become too large, the cheese wedge lacks structural integrity and falls apart. That is where 230 is heading, if it’s not already there.

And this brings us to the thing that matters most, the thing that gets overlooked in every one of these cases: the procedural advantage of Section 230 was always the point. The whole reason Section 230 exists is to get bad cases thrown out early, before platforms have to spend millions in discovery and trial. Even if the First Amendment eventually protects many of the same editorial decisions, it does so at the end of expensive, protracted litigation. Section 230 was designed to get you out at the motion to dismiss stage.

And it wasn’t just the procedural advantage that mattered — it was the certainty. Platforms could make editorial decisions about how to present content knowing they were protected. That freedom meant editorial reasoning could lead, rather than legal risk-avoidance. A lawyer consulted before every design decision will never tell you to make the best call for users — only the least legally exposed one.

All of that has been thrown out the window. The certainty. The quick resolution. The ability for editorial reasoning to lead, rather than lawyerly concerns. These court rulings chip away at Section 230 bit by bit, and with it the ability for anyone to freely host content online without fear of getting sued.

The Massachusetts court’s ruling is the textbook example of how that benefit has been destroyed. The court correctly held that Section 230 provides immunity from suit — not just immunity from liability. It correctly allowed Meta to take an interlocutory appeal on exactly that basis. And then it ruled that the immunity doesn’t actually apply to any of the claims in the case. Meta exercised its right to an early appeal and got told it has to go litigate the whole thing anyway.

So what was the point? Meta got to go to the state supreme court, argue about immunity from suit, and then get sent right back to trial court to face all the same claims. Every future defendant in Massachusetts who raises a Section 230 defense will look at this ruling and know that the “immunity from suit” is a mirage. You get the appeal. You just don’t get the immunity, so long as the lawyers on the other side say the magic words. Which all of them will.

This is exactly the dynamic I warned about in my piece about the California and New Mexico verdicts. Even if these legal theories eventually get sorted out at the Supreme Court level, even if the First Amendment eventually provides some backstop, the practical reality is that Section 230’s core function — early dismissal of meritless cases — has been gutted. Every plaintiff’s lawyer now knows how to draft a complaint that survives a 230 motion to dismiss: just say “design” instead of “content.” Say “presentation” instead of “publication.” And you’re in. Discovery. Trial. Seven-figure legal bills. The whole show.

And smaller companies know this. Meaning they will either avoid hosting content altogether… or we’ll have the most powerful heckler’s veto in existence. Anyone who wants any third party content removed just needs to threaten a lawsuit using the magic words. And the mere threat of legal bills will mean the “smart” move will be to remove the content. All sorts of forums will suffer. Think about how Republican AGs will use this to argue that any site hosting LGBTQ+ content is causing harm. Think about the plaintiffs’ lawyers who will use any claimed “design” flaw as leverage for a shakedown settlement. If you thought that copyright trolling was bad, just wait until we see an entire collection of plaintiffs lawyers suing (or just threatening to sue while really seeking a settlement) any website they can claim made a “design choice” that leads to harm.

That’s the ballgame for small platforms. For independent forums. For startups trying to compete with the giants. Meta can absorb this. A new social media competitor cannot. Congress doesn’t need to repeal Section 230. The courts are doing it for them, one cleverly worded ruling at a time.

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03:00 AM

Nevada Court Latest To Say Mandatory Detention Of Migrants Is Illegal [Techdirt]

More of the same for the Trump administration — one that seems incapable of achieving its goals without breaking the law or disregarding the Constitution.

Hundreds of judges handling thousands of cases have already told the administration it can’t do the things it thinks it can when it comes to satisfying its anti-migrant bloodlust/Stephen Miller’s 3,000-arrests-per-day quota (they’re the same thing!). And, outside of the Fifth Circuit, where the majority seems to believe Trump should get whatever he wants, this steady stream of judicial rejections continues.

Yet another class-action suit alleging the wholesale violation of Constitutional rights has resulted in a ruling siding with the Constitution. This case is one of several being handled by the ACLU. This particular one originates in Nevada, which at least keeps it out of the hands of the Fifth Circuit. (Unfortunately, the administration knows who’s buttering its bread, which is why detainees are often shipped immediately to detention centers in Texas and Louisiana.)

The administration has only a single argument to present in its defense of its unconstitutional mandatory detention activities. It involves selectively quoting two related (yet distinct!) immigration statutes and pretending that 1+1=whatever the fuck we say it does.

One of the most concise explanations of the administration’s deliberate misreading of these statutes was delivered by Judge Dale Ho of the Southern District of New York last year. The government wants to pretend people who encounter immigration agents while crossing the border are indistinct from migrants who have already been in this country for weeks, months, or years. They’re not the same thing, but the administration insists they are, despite having only convinced the Fifth Circuit that the laws don’t actually say the things they say.

Given that detention under § 1225(b)(2) is essentially mandatory and that detention under § 1226(a) is largely discretionary, it follows that whichever statute Mr. Lopez Benitez is subject to is potentially dispositive here. That is, if Mr. Lopez Benitez was detained as a noncitizen “seeking admission” to the country under § 1225(b)(2) (as Respondents argue), his detention would be mandatory. If, instead, he was detained as a noncitizen “already in the country” under § 1226(a), then his detention is discretionary and he would be, at a minimum, entitled to an appeal before an immigration judge.

To be sure, the line between when a person is “seeking admission” as opposed to being “already in the country” is not necessarily obvious. For instance, someone who has just crossed the border may technically be “in” the country but is still treated as “an alien seeking initial entry.” Thuraissigiam, 591 U.S. at 114, 139 (holding that a noncitizen detained “within 25 yards of the border” is treated as if stopped at the border). But there is no dispute that the provisions at issue here are mutually exclusive—a noncitizen cannot be subject to both mandatory detention under 1225 and discretionary detention under § 1226, a point that Respondents conceded.

These are not the same thing. Section 1226 deals with people already in the country, who are given Constitutional protections. Section 1225 deals with people crossing the border who are met immediately by immigration agents, who don’t have access to the same due process rights.

As the court points out in this case, the language of the statutes makes it clear Section 1225 is “temporally and geographically limited to the border” by other language contained in the Immigration and Nationality Act (INA). The government, however, wants to pretend it’s indistinct from Section 1226, which deals with people who are already in the country and have been there for a significant amount of time.

The only way the government can present its defense of indefinite detention of migrants without bond hearings is to twist the wording of both statutes. The Nevada court [PDF] isn’t going to let that happen. It calls out Trump’s DOJ for its cut-and-paste antics.

The government contends that the plain language of § 1225(b)(2) requires DHS to detain all noncitizens like Plaintiffs, who are present in the U.S. without admission or parole and subject to removal proceedings, regardless of how long they have been in the country or how far from the border they are apprehended. But this Court finds that the government reads § 1225(b)(2 (A) as a fragment of statutory text in isolation.

Context matters. The government knows this, which is why its arguments remove the parts of the law it wants to use from the context that indicates its actions are illegal.

The Court finds the government’s reading of the statutory text inapposite for severalreasons. First, the government distorts the statutory text, including terms of art specially defined by Congress. Second, the government isolates and abstracts the phrases it favors in § 1225(b)(2)(A) from their context within § 1225 and the statutory scheme, while rendering language it finds inconvenient within § 1225(b)(2)(A) both contrary to ordinary meaning and needless surplusage. Finally, the government’s interpretation unnecessarily renders provisions of § 1226(c) superfluous in all but the rarest cases, unjustifiably construes Congress’ addition of § 1226(c)(1)(E) through the 2025 Laken Riley Act to be utterly ineffectual, and creates unnecessary tension between the relevant provisions, §§ 1225 and 1226.

This is what it looks like when you know you can’t win on the merits. This is the government pretending the law says what it wants it to say and hoping to slip it past a judge and under the skirts of Lady Liberty.

Courts aren’t as dumb as the Trump administration hopes. Let’s look at the statutes, the court says, but the whole thing rather than just the things the government thinks might be usable.

The Court cannot accept such a fraught interpretation when a reading devoid of such conflict, which gives each statutory phrase and section independent meaning and force, is far more plausible.

What follows is a few dozen pages making everything summarized above granular and specific. And if Trump doesn’t like it, he can always ask the legislators he treats as extraneous to rewrite the law in his favor. Take it up with Congress if you don’t like the way the law is actually written, the court says without actually saying it:

[E]ven with regards to removal proceedings as opposed to custody determinations, Congress explicitly reflected its understanding of longstanding due process precedent that recognizes the more substantial due process rights of noncitizens already present and residing in the U.S. compared to the minimal rights of noncitizens seeking to enter.

Even a Congress loaded with MAGA bitchboys isn’t going to be able to erase Constitutional protections for migrants no one really seemed to have a problem with until white Christian nationalists took over the West Wing (on two non-consecutive occasions). The current Congress is merely an afterthought in service to Federalist Society theories of unitary executive power — something that surely won’t come back to haunt them when America decides it’s time to hand the reins to the opposition party.

And that’s not all of the bad news for Trump and his enablers. The due process thing is already a known issue and one that has resulted in hundreds of losses for the administration’s lawyers. This court also points out the Fourth Amendment implications of its actions. While this doesn’t necessarily create the sort of precedent that would shut down the DHS’s extremely creative interpretation of the Constitution, it will provide plenty of citation pull-quotes for litigants challenging ICE’s warrantless arrests and home entries.

[N]o administrative warrant requirements exist in the text of § 1225(b)(2)(A) or its implementing regulations. The government’s interpretation of that provision as geographically unlimited is thus in tension with the application of the Fourth Amendment within the country’s interior, which “requires that immigration stops must be based on reasonable suspicion of illegal presence, stops must be brief, arrests must be based on probable cause, and officers must not employ excessive force.”

I’m sure this quotation of Justice Kavanaugh’s concurrence in Trump v. Illinois is deliberate. The guy behind “Kavanaugh stops” (TL;DR: looking foreign is probable cause when it comes to immigration enforcement) is being directly quoted to reject the government’s reliance on administrative warrants to bypass the Constitution. [Chef’s kiss gesture.]

Great stuff. But, as always, tempered by the realization that this administration will not stop doing illegal things just because a court has directly told them these actions are illegal. The old equation — asking forgiveness > asking permission — doesn’t really apply. This administration will do neither. It will simply DO until it becomes impossible to continue.

Don’t let that discourage you, though. Even if the co-equal branches don’t seem to be living up to the “checks and balances” hype, we’re a nation of millions spread across a considerable number of square miles. They can’t take us all at once.

Kanji of the Day: 枚 [Kanji of the Day]

✍8

小6

sheet of..., counter for flat thin objects or sheets

マイ バイ

1枚   (いちまい)   —   one thin flat object
2枚   (にまい)   —   two sheets (of paper or other flat objects)
一枚   (いちまい)   —   one thin flat object
3枚   (さんまい)   —   three flat objects (sheets of paper, pieces of cloth, etc.)
枚数   (まいすう)   —   the number of flat things
数枚   (すうまい)   —   several sheets (flat objects)
二枚   (にまい)   —   two sheets (of paper or other flat objects)
一枚岩   (いちまいいわ)   —   monolith
二枚看板   (にまいかんばん)   —   the two leading actors (in a play)
三枚   (さんまい)   —   three flat objects (sheets of paper, pieces of cloth, etc.)

Generated with kanjioftheday by Douglas Perkins.

Kanji of the Day: 漂 [Kanji of the Day]

✍14

中学

drift, float (on liquid)

ヒョウ

ただよ.う

漂う   (ただよう)   —   to drift
漂着   (ひょうちゃく)   —   drifting ashore
漂流   (ひょうりゅう)   —   drifting
漂白剤   (ひょうはくざい)   —   bleaching agent
漂白   (ひょうはく)   —   blanching
漂流物   (ひょうりゅうぶつ)   —   driftwood
漂泊   (ひょうはく)   —   roaming
漂流者   (ひょうりゅうしゃ)   —   person adrift on the sea
漂浪   (ひょうろう)   —   wandering
漂泊者   (ひょうはくしゃ)   —   vagabond

Generated with kanjioftheday by Douglas Perkins.

Monday 2026-04-13

10:00 PM

Whoops: Russia’s Attempt To Block VPNs Causes Major Banking Failure [Techdirt]

VPNs (when integrity is maintained and the owners aren’t sleazy scammers) have long been the mortal enemy of shitty, surveillance-happy governments.

And when shitty, surveillance-happy governments try to block or degrade the use of VPNs, bad things can happen. As Russia found out recently when a ham-fisted effort to block VPN users from accessing Telegram resulted in a massive outage for online banking across the entire country.

Last February Russia tried to delete WhatsApp and Telegram from its version of the internet in the hopes of driving Russians to Max, the country’s approved “everything app.” Max has no encryption or privacy protections, making it easier for Vladimir Putin’s government to engage in mass surveillance of the public’s online activities.

VPN use makes that harder. An estimated 50 million Russians still use VPNs to access Telegram, according to CEO Pavel Durov (happily posting away over at Elon Musk’s right wing propaganda website):

So last May, Russia’s Digital Minister Maksut Shadayev announced an effort to “reduce VPN ​usage.” But Durov says those efforts have been a broad failure, recently resulting in a massive outage (Bloomberg paywalled, Gizmodo alternative) for all online banking apps in Russia:

“But amid its effort to weaken VPNs on Friday, according to Bloomberg, accounts from “The Bell and other Russian media” banking apps were disrupted. This disruption might have been, “caused by an overload in the filtering systems run by Russia’s communications watchdog, according to the reports,” Bloomberg explained, “with experts warning that major restrictions risk undermining network stability.”

Something similar happened in 2018. Whoops. Apparently the Russian government was so eager to ban VPNs, they erroneously targeted IP addresses tied to banking infrastructure owned by Sberbank, VTB, and T-Bank, demonstrating the fragile nature of centralized financial infrastructure. The outage briefly made mobile payment apps unusable, making cash the only viable transaction option for part of a day.

Given that shitty autocratic governments (like our own) are incapable of learning anything useful from experience, you can expect the problem to repeat itself.

07:00 PM

Avoiding the purity loop [Seth Godin's Blog on marketing, tribes and respect]

Some vegans don’t eat avocados.

They’re concerned that the bees that are trucked in to pollinate the trees are mistreated, and so they choose to not support this practice.

But we live in community, and someone running a vegan restaurant or serving a meal to vegan friends, concerned that they might offend, doesn’t serve avocado. A few strong opinions change the culture.

And so the cycle continues.

Humans care about status and affiliation, and both are at play in a purity loop.

One can earn more status by caring more about the issue that others are adjacent to. And so the loop gains momentum.

Once a few people make it clear that they’re more orthodox or progressive or concerned or strict or unhypocritical or obedient, others seek to claim the same status. And that becomes a point of affiliation.

Just about every tribe goes through these loops.

Four hundred years ago, neck ruffs became popular among the aristrocracy in Europe. The neck ruff began as a modest collar but evolved into enormous pleated confections that could span two feet across. At their peak, ruffs became so large that special eating utensils with extended handles were invented to allow wearers to get food to their mouths. Some ruffs were so tall and stiff that wearers couldn’t turn their heads and needed help eating.

The instinctual response is to criticize the newest form of purity as absurd. But of course, the absurdity is part of the status on display.

Perhaps it makes more sense to see the loop at work and get back to the work at hand.

“Shut up and drive” is the answer to an argument about what song is playing on the radio. We can tune the radio as we go, but we’re here to drive this thing to where we’re headed.

Enrollment is at the core of the mission. Where are we going and why? If it’s not helping with that, let’s drive and work on it as we go.

Everyone is entitled to their own take. But when we focus on purity and status at the expense of the journey, the distraction costs all of us.

We’re going. Come if you’d like.

      

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A line of Nazis at the Nuremburg rally, throwing Nazi salutes. Their backs are to us. Facing them is a hand-tinted group of child laborers from the early 20th century, squinting suspiciously at them.

Austerity creates fascism (permalink)

I'm worried about AI psychosis. Specifically, I'm worried about the psychosis that makes our "capital allocators" spend $1.4T on the money-losingest technology in the history of the human race, in pursuit of a bizarre fantasy that if we teach the word-guessing program enough words, it will take all the jobs. That's some next-level underpants-gnomery:

https://pluralistic.net/2026/03/12/normal-technology/#bubble-exceptionalism

The thing that worries me about billionaires' AI psychosis isn't concern for their financial solvency. No, what I worry about is what happens when the seven companies that comprise a third of the S&P 500 stop trading the same $100b IOU around while pretending it's in all of their bank accounts at once and implode, vaporizing a third of the US stock market.

My concern about a massive collapse in the capital markets isn't that workers will suffer directly. Despite all the Wonderful Life rhetoric about your money being in Joe's house and the Kennedy house and Mrs Macklin's house, the reality is that the median US worker has $955 saved for retirement. You could nuke the whole financial system and not take a dime out of most workers' pockets:

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/955-saved-for-retirement-millions-are-in-that-boat-150003868.html

No, the thing that has me terrified about AI is that when it craters and takes the economy with it, that we will respond the same way we have during every financial crisis of the 21st century: with austerity, and austerity breeds fascism.

There's a direct line from every K-shaped recovery to every strong-man who's currently sending masked gunmen into the streets. The Hungarian dictator Viktor Orban rose to power after people who'd been suckered into denominating their mortgages in Swiss francs lost their houses when the currency markets moved suddenly, because the swindlers who'd sold them those mortgages took the position that wanting to live somewhere automatically made you an expert in forex risk, so caveat fuckin' emptor, baby.

Back in America, Obama decided to bail out the banks and not the people. His treasury secretary Tim Geithner told him the banks were headed for a catastrophic crash and could only be saved if he "foamed the runways" with everyday Americans' mortgages. Millions of Americans lost their homes to foreclosure as banks, flush with public cash, threw them out of their homes and then flipped them to investment banks who became the country's worst slumlords:

https://pluralistic.net/2022/02/08/wall-street-landlords/#the-new-slumlords

Americans were understandably not entirely happy with this outcome. So when Hillary Clinton replied to Donald Trump's "Make America Great Again" with "America is already great," her message was, "Vote for me if you think everything is great; vote for Trump if you think everything is fucked":

https://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-dem-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/03/clinton-america-is-already-great-220078

"Austerity begets fascism" is one of those things that makes a lot of intuitive sense, but it turns out that there's a good empirical basis for believing it. In "Public Service Decline and Support for the Populist Right" four economists from the LSE and Bocconi provide an excellent look at the linkage between austerity and support for fascists:

https://catherinedevries.eu/NHS.pdf

Here's how they break it down. Political scientists have assembled a large, reproducible body of evidence to show that "public service provision is crucial to people’s perceptions of their quality of life and living standards." Good public services are the basis for "the social contract between rulers and the ruled" – pay your taxes and obey the laws, and in return, you will be well served.

When public services go wrong, people don't always know who to blame, but they definitely notice that something is going wrong, so when public services fail, people stop trusting the state, and that social contract starts to fray. They start to suspect that elites are lining their pockets rather than managing the system, and they "withdraw their support" for the system.

Fascists thrive in these conditions. Fascists come to power by mobilizing grievances. By choosing a scapegoat, fascists can create support from people who are justifiably furious that the services they rely on have collapsed. So when you can't get shelter, or health care, or elder care, or child care, or an education for your kids, you become a mark for a fascist grifter with a story about "undeserving migrants" who've taken the benefits that should rightly accrue to "deserving natives."

(This is grimly hilarious, given that the wizened, decrepit rich world is critically dependent on migrants as a source of healthy, working-age workers who pay massive amounts into the system while barely making use of it, many of whom plan on retiring to their home countries when they do reach the age where they're likely to extract a net loss to the benefits system.)

Enter the NHS, a beloved institution that is hailed as the pride of the nation by both the political left and the right. The majority of Britons use the NHS, with only 12-14% of the population "going private," so when the NHS declines, everybody notices (what's more, even people with private care use the NHS for many of their needs).

Britons love the NHS and they want the government to spend more on it. There's "a broad public consensus that the government is not going far enough when it comes to funding." That's because generations of cuts to the NHS have left it substantially hollowed out, with major parts of the service handed over to for-profit entities who overcharge and underserve.

The most tangible and immediate evidence of this slow-motion collapse comes when your local general practitioner ("family doctor" or "primary care physician" in Americanese) shuts down. The UK has lost 1,700 GP practices since 2013.

Reasoning that a GP closure would make people angry at the system, the economists behind the paper wanted to see what happened to people's political beliefs when their GP's office shut. They relied on the GP Patient Survey, a longitudinal study run by NHS England and Ipsos Mori. The survey asks a statistically significant random sample of patients from every GP practice in the NHS and then weights the results "to reflect the demographic characteristics of the local population according to UK Census estimates." It's good data.

The researchers cross-referenced this with various high-quality instruments that measured the political views of Britons, like the U Essex Understanding Society Panel, drawing on 13 years' worth of surveys from 2009-2022, gaining access to a protected version of the dataset with fine-grained geographic information about survey respondents, which allowed them to link responses to the "catchment areas" for specific GPs' office. They combined this data with the British Election Study panel, which has surveyed voters 29 times since 2014.

Most of the paper describes the careful work the researchers did to analyze, cross-reference and validate this data, but what interested me was the conclusion: that people who see a severe degradation in the quality of the services they rely on switch their political affiliation to one of Britain's fascist parties – UKIP, the Brexit Party, or Reform – parties that have called for ethnic cleansing in Britain.

This is what has me scared. We can see the looming economic crises in our near future. If it's not the AI crash that triggers the next wave of austerity, it'll be the oil crisis created by Trump's bungling in the Strait of Epstein. And of course, we could always get a twofer, because the Gulf States that were pouring hundreds of billions into AI data-centers now need every cent to rebuild the LNG shipping terminals and oil refineries that Iran blew up after Trump, Hegseth and Netanyahu started murdering all the schoolgirls they could target. Once they nope out of the AI bubble, that could trigger the collapse.

This is a study about the NHS, but it's not just about the NHS. It's perfectly reasonable to assume that people react this way when they experience cuts to their road maintenance, their schools, their community centers, and any other service they rely on. Fascism – what Hannah Arendt called 'organized loneliness' – can only take root when people stop believing that their society will reward their lawfulness with an orderly and humane existence.

The crisis is coming, but whether we do austerity when it gets here is our choice. Everywhere we turn, political leaders are rejecting generations of failed austerity in favor of "sewer socialism" – the idea that you get people to trust their government by earning that trust. Zohran Mamdani is fixing 100,000 potholes in the first 100 days, despite the multi-billion dollar deficit that outgoing Mayor Eric Adams created by "running the city like a business":

https://prospect.org/2026/04/10/zohran-mamdani-getting-new-york-city-believe-in-government/

In Canada and the UK, party leaders like Avi Lewis (NDP) and Zack Polanski (Greens) are vowing to fight the coming crises by spending, not cutting. Compare that with UK fascist leader Nigel Farage, who says that if he's elected, he'll create a "paramilitary style" British ICE, building concentration camps for 24,000 migrants, with the hope of deporting 288,000 people per year:

https://www.thenerve.news/p/reform-deportation-operation-restoring-justice-data-surveillance-palantir-uk-labour

"Socialism or barbarism" isn't just a cliche – it's actually a choice on the ballot.


Hey look at this (permalink)



A shelf of leatherbound history books with a gilt-stamped series title, 'The World's Famous Events.'

Object permanence (permalink)

#25yrsago The Server of Amontillado https://web.archive.org/web/20070112024841/http://www.techweb.com/wire/story/TWB20010409S0012

#25yrsago Mastercard threatens the moderator of rec.humor.funny https://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/01/Apr/mcrhf.html

#15yrsago Sweden exports sweatshops: Ikea’s first American factory https://web.archive.org/web/20190404035900/https://www.latimes.com/business/la-xpm-2011-apr-10-la-fi-ikea-union-20110410-story.html

#15yrsago Canada’s New Democratic Party promises national broadband and net neutrality https://web.archive.org/web/20110412064952/https://www.michaelgeist.ca/content/view/5734/125/

#15yrsago Flapper’s dictionary: 1922 https://bookflaps.blogspot.com/2011/04/flappers-dictionary.html

#15yrsago Toronto’s Silver Snail to leave Queen Street West https://web.archive.org/web/20110409181737/http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/article/970520–the-silver-snail-comics-icon-sold-to-move

#15yrsago WI county clerk whose homemade voting software found 14K votes for Tea Party judge is an old hand at illegal campaigning https://web.archive.org/web/20110412121323/http://host.madison.com/wsj/news/local/govt-and-politics/elections/article_7e777016-62b2-11e0-9b74-001cc4c002e0.html

#15yrsago Canadian Tories’ campaign pledge: We will spy on the Internet https://web.archive.org/web/20110412125250/https://www.michaelgeist.ca/content/view/5733/125/

#15yrsago France to require unhashed password storage https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-12983734

#15yrsago Central European folk-dancers illustrated sorting algorithms https://www.i-programmer.info/news/150-training-a-education/2255-sorting-algorithms-as-dances.html

#10yrsago Save Comcast! https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2016/04/save-comcast

#10yrsago Goldman Sachs will pay $5B for fraudulent sales of toxic debt, no one will go to jail https://web.archive.org/web/20160412155435/https://consumerist.com/2016/04/11/goldman-sachs-to-pay-5b-to-settle-charges-of-selling-troubled-mortgages-ahead-of-the-financial-crisis/

#10yrsago How could Lex Luthor beat the import controls on kryptonite? https://lawandthemultiverse.com/2016/04/11/batman-v-superman-and-import-licenses/

#10yrsago Congresscritters spend 4 hours/day on the phone, begging for money https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylomy1Aw9Hk

#10yrsago Philippines electoral data breach much worse than initially reported, possibly worst ever https://www.infosecurity-magazine.com/news/every-voter-in-philippines-exposed/

#10yrsago A cashless society as a tool for censorship and social control https://web.archive.org/web/20260311032317/https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2016/04/cashless-society/477411/

#10yrsago Boston Globe previews a front page from the Trump presidency https://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/2797782/Ideas-Trump-front-page.pdf

#10yrsago Spike Lee interviews Bernie Sanders: Vermont, Trump, Clinton, guns and Brooklyn https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-features/bernie-sanders-interviewed-by-spike-lee-thr-new-york-issue-880788/

#5yrsago Youtube blocks advertisers from targeting "Black Lives Matter" https://pluralistic.net/2021/04/10/brand-safety-rupture/#brand-safety

#5yrsago Google's short-lived data-advantage https://pluralistic.net/2021/04/11/halflife/#minatory-legend

#1yrago Zuckerberg in the dock https://pluralistic.net/2025/04/11/it-is-better-to-buy/#than-to-compete

#1yrago The most remarkable thing about antitrust (that no one talks about) https://pluralistic.net/2025/04/10/solidarity-forever-2/#oligarchism


Upcoming appearances (permalink)

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Upcoming books (permalink)

  • "The Reverse-Centaur's Guide to AI," a short book about being a better AI critic, Farrar, Straus and Giroux, June 2026 (https://us.macmillan.com/books/9780374621568/thereversecentaursguidetolifeafterai/)

  • "Enshittification, Why Everything Suddenly Got Worse and What to Do About It" (the graphic novel), Firstsecond, 2026

  • "The Post-American Internet," a geopolitical sequel of sorts to Enshittification, Farrar, Straus and Giroux, 2027

  • "Unauthorized Bread": a middle-grades graphic novel adapted from my novella about refugees, toasters and DRM, FirstSecond, 2027

  • "The Memex Method," Farrar, Straus, Giroux, 2027



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  • "The Post-American Internet," a short book about internet policy in the age of Trumpism. PLANNING.

  • A Little Brother short story about DIY insulin PLANNING


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It Can Happen Here, Too—In November! [The Status Kuo]

If you’re like me, you are thrilled at the news coming out of Hungary. Not only has Viktor Orbán lost in a landslide, he has conceded defeat. It’s a huge win for democracy and an important bellwether for the rest of the world, especially here in the U.S.

So, are you ready to achieve a big victory, right here at home, in the November midterms? As promised, I have a short list of the critical races that will determine control of Congress. Through your support, we can help put key candidates over the finish line and flip control to the Democrats.

Our work begins with the House, which in Dem hands can begin investigations, issue subpoenas, hold hearings, and move to impeach. We only need to win a handful of races to get there. So drum roll, please… here is my first recommendation for the midterm elections of 2026!

Meet JoAnna Mendoza. She is a Latina running in AZ-6, a purple district that Democrats only narrowly lost in 2024. She’s a single mom, openly LGBTQ+ and a veteran. She served for 20 years in the U.S. Marines, including as a drill instructor, and went on to be a nonprofit leader, veteran advocate, congressional staffer, and policy expert. In short, she is a dream candidate.

JoAnna was born and raised in a small Arizona town, and she has been a resident of Arizona her whole life except while deployed. She is the only Democrat of note running in this swing district. She has the endorsements of Victory Fund, LPAC, Equality PAC, Congressional Hispanic Caucus BOLD PAC, Vote Vets and EMILY’s List.

The Dems have identified her race as a priority in their red to blue flip races. She also has the endorsement of my childhood friend, Gabby Giffords, who once held this very seat. And her opponent is an anti-choice, anti-LGBTQ Trumper. And the race there is currently a statistical tie.

I’m proud not only to back JoAnna but to announce she will headline our fundraiser on April 23 at the kickoff of Human Rights Campaign’s Equality in Action weekend.

Count me in for JoAnna!

Let’s be clear. In these tougher times, your donation dollars should be spent strategically. They should go to fund races that actually could flip control of Congress, rather than on candidates who are shoo-ins or are facing very tough math.

As I’ve written before, Latino voters are abandoning Trump and the GOP in huge numbers, and we can give them strong choices with candidates like JoAnna. She will put their issues front and center and help bring those voters back to the Dems.

That’s why I’m so pleased to host this event for her along with Latino Victory. Together, we will bring electoral firepower and organizational infrastructure to bear, and we will flip AZ-6 blue!

But we need your help. It’s time to focus laser-like on the midterms. Together we can kick the sycophantic GOP out of power. But that sweet victory must be won one race at a time. And that’s why I’m asking for your support of JoAnna Mendoza today.

Make My Support Count! Joanna for AZ-6!

When I think about how much to give, I often ask, “What feels like a real sacrifice?” I think of the people I’m trying to help, from immigrants rounded up without due process by ICE and held for months in horrific conditions, to those suffering from lack of adequate healthcare or food insecurity, to the school girls in Iran who had no say in the war and lost their lives from our bombs. What would it mean to me to elect a Congress that can bring accountability and transparency? One that can begin to put a stop to this madness and inhumanity?

I think of that number, then I give even a little more. A sacrifice should hurt to be meaningful. Because this is not just about our democracy any more, big as that is. It’s about the future of the entire world.

Thank you for listening, and I hope you join me today with your support for JoAnna. We can be smart and strategic with our money. And as a community, we can watch the returns on Election Night together and cheer when AZ-6 goes into the blue column with JoAnna Mendoza as its new Rep! Think how good that feels, and take one critical step today toward making that happen.

Yours in resistance, and in the fight of all fights,

Jay

Jay: I believe! Let’s Do This!

06:00 PM

Paris Court Issued Simultaneous Site Blocking Orders Against ISPs, DNS Resolvers and VPNs [TorrentFreak]

justiceSince 2024, the Paris Judicial Court has gradually expanded the typical piracy site blocking orders beyond residential Internet providers.

The initial order required Cloudflare, Google, and Cisco to actively block access to pirate sites through their own DNS resolvers, confirming that third-party intermediaries can be required to take responsibility. Not much later, VPN providers were added to the blocking roster.

Initially, these orders were to address circumvention techniques for domains that were already blocked through ISPs. The DNS resolver and VPN provider blockades limited these loopholes. Several blocking orders have followed since, but a series of orders that came out at the Paris Judicial Court take a different approach.

On March 18, Judge Jean-Christophe Gayet issued seven simultaneous rulings, targeting a broad range of online intermediaries that enable access to pirate sports streams in France. The cases were filed by the Spanish professional football league LaLiga, which requested blocking measures against 35 domain names of sports streaming sites.

The pirate sites listed include librefutboltv.su, which has over 27 million monthly visits, as well as smaller ones such as tflix.live, daddylive.dad, yallashooot.video, ballcontrol.click, and kora-live.im.

The targeted intermediaries span every layer of the technical stack: this includes major French ISPs, alternative DNS resolvers such as Google, Cloudflare, and Quad9, as well as several of the world’s largest VPN providers.

Court: LaLiga Lacks Standing

Interestingly, however, LaLiga was not victorious in court. In each of the seven cases, the court declared the league’s claims inadmissible.

The court explained that, under Article L. 333-10 of the French Sports Code, the right to bring blocking injunctions applies to rightsholders, broadcasting companies, and professional sports leagues. However, the court interprets that last category narrowly.

To qualify for protection, sports leagues must be created by a state-delegated federation under French law, specifically under Articles L. 131-14 and L. 132-1 of the Sports Code. As a Spanish association with no delegation from the French state, LaLiga does not meet that definition.

LaLiga argued that the law should also cover foreign leagues that commercialize their audiovisual rights, and that reading it otherwise would discriminate against non-French rights holders. However, the court rejected these arguments.

The restriction has nothing to do with LaLiga’s nationality, the court noted; the league simply needs a subdelegation from the French state to qualify for protection via site-blocking orders. Additionally, the court concluded that LaLiga is not directly harmed by piracy in France, as it assigned its exclusive French broadcast rights to beIN Sports France.

This same reasoning applied to all seven cases and initially appears to be a major setback for the football league. However, help was just around the corner.

beIN Sports Steps In

beIN Sports France, which holds exclusive broadcast rights to LaLiga in France as part of a deal with the Spanish league, intervened voluntarily in all seven cases.

As the company that acquired exclusive French broadcasting rights for LaLiga, it qualifies under the second category in Article L. 333-10. Unlike LaLiga, beIN could also point to documented harm, including evidence that 35 disputed domain names were streaming LaLiga matches, with beIN Sports branding visible in the pirate feeds.

The court ultimately concluded that there was grave and repeated infringement of beIN Sports France’s exclusive rights in all seven cases and granted the blocking orders in its name.

Blocking The Full Stack

What further stands out is the fact that these orders all came out on the same day, targeting nineteen French ISPs, three DNS resolvers, a CDN provider, and four VPN services. This broad approach ensures that the most popular circumvention options are immediately cut off.

The orders run until June 21, 2026, and are also dynamic in nature. This means that new domain names can be added in the future, once they are approved for blocking by France’s audiovisual regulator, ARCOM.

The ISP order will have the most direct impact. It includes France’s largest providers, such as Orange, SFR, Free, and Bouygues Telecom, as well as various smaller ones.

If subscribers try to circumvent these blocking measures by switching to alternative DNS resolvers, orders against Google, Cloudflare, and Quad9 will prevent this.

VPN providers are not necessarily an option either, as the court granted blocking orders against ProtonVPN, as well as CyberGhost and ExpressVPN. LaLiga also referenced orders against NordVPN and Surfshark jointly, but TorrentFreak was unable to locate these.

The Cloudflare order is the most technically comprehensive of the batch. It covers not only Cloudflare’s public DNS resolver but also its CDN, reverse proxy service, and WARP service under a single ruling. The court requires Cloudflare to block the domains across its infrastructure, by whatever technical means it chooses.

Some of the defendants raised counterarguments in court. For example, several VPN providers argued that Article L. 333-10 conflicts with the EU E-Commerce Directive, while others sought a referral to the Court of Justice. However, none of these arguments convinced the court.

Site Blocking Evolution

The seven court orders represent the most comprehensive single-day blocking action under France’s sports piracy framework, as far as we know. Whereas initial orders targeted single intermediary categories, these come in one full sweep.

LaLiga president Javier Tebas is pleased with the outcome and thanks beIN for their cooperation.

“These rulings represent a significant step forward because they extend protection to the entire technical ecosystem that piracy currently relies on. The fight against audiovisual fraud must grow through collaboration, as is the case here with beIN Sports France, which has been key to developing a solid and effective defense in the French market,” Tebas said.

After multiple successful site-blocking petitions, it’s clear that the French court sees a blocking role for a wide variety of intermediaries. This was recently confirmed by the Paris Court of Appeal too.

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A copy of the ISP blocking order (RG 25/10055) is available here (pdf). The Cloudflare order (RG 25/08543) can be found here (pdf). The Google order (RG 25/08548) is available here (pdf). The Quad9 order (RG 25/10053) is available here (pdf). The ProtonVPN order (RG 25/10054) is available here (pdf). The CyberGhost/ExpressVPN order (RG 25/08569) is available here (pdf).

Below is a list of all 35 targeted domain names:

  • daddylive.dad
  • daddylive2.top
  • daddylivehd.world
  • daddyliveru.top
  • rojadirecta.at
  • rojadirectaenvivo.me
  • rojadirectaenvivo.sx
  • la12hd.com
  • jalaace2.cc
  • jalaliveace3.cc
  • stream196tp.com
  • hoca4u.xyz
  • bfpc.jllivetx.cc
  • bienkoora.live
  • kora-live.im
  • yalla1shoot.com
  • camel1.live
  • yacine-tv.com
  • ppv.to
  • live-match-tv.net
  • librefutboltv.su
  • yallashooot.video
  • tv.tflix.app
  • hesgoal.im
  • rojadirecta-tv.net
  • directfr.sbs
  • koora-live.net
  • live.sia-live.live
  • s3.stream-on.live
  • yacine-tv.watch
  • ar.kora-top.space
  • envivolibre.com
  • pl.yalashoot.xyz
  • tflix.live
  • ballcontrol.click

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06:00 AM

“Internationalisation in Name Only: What Japan’s ALT System Reveals About Structural Limits in Education Reform”. Book summary of “More Than an Assistant”, by Nathaniel Reed (Amazon KDP, Global Classroom Author, 2026) [debito.org]

Summary: For decades, Japan has presented itself as an increasingly international society, and its education system has been one of the most visible sites of that effort. Tens of thousands of non-Japanese educators have been recruited into public schools to support English language learning, often framed as part of a broader commitment to global engagement. On paper, this appears progressive. In practice, it reveals a more constrained and carefully bounded model of internationalisation. The Assistant Language Teacher (ALT) system is frequently described as a success story of exchange and cooperation. After nearly two decades working in and around Japanese public schools, I have come to see it less as a model of integration and more as a case study in how internationalisation can be implemented without altering underlying institutional structures. The issue is not simply how ALTs are treated, but how their role is defined and limited from the outset. At the centre of this is the designation “assistant.” ALTs are not recognised as teachers, regardless of qualifications or experience, and are positioned outside the formal professional hierarchy. This is not merely a matter of terminology. In Japan, full teaching status is tied to licensure systems that are, in practice, closely linked to nationality and long-term institutional integration. While there are technical pathways for non-Japanese individuals to obtain teaching credentials, these are limited in scope and rarely align with the roles created for international hires. The system therefore recruits international staff into positions that are structurally excluded from advancement. This is where the discussion moves beyond workplace experience and into institutional design. The ALT role does not sit on a pathway toward professional recognition; it is designed to remain adjacent to it. By maintaining the assistant designation, the system avoids the legal and administrative implications of recognising foreign educators as full participants, while still benefiting from their presence in classrooms. The commonly cited phrase “ESID” (Every Situation Is Different) reflects how this structure is experienced on the ground. ALT roles vary widely between schools: some are actively involved in lesson planning and delivery, while others are confined to peripheral tasks. This variability is often explained as a cultural or logistical reality. In practice, it is a predictable outcome of decentralised governance. Local Boards of Education retain significant control over implementation, and there is limited national standardisation in training, evaluation, or role definition. Flexibility, in this context, becomes a mechanism through which inconsistency is normalised. What is often overlooked is that this ambiguity operates within clear boundaries. ALTs may be given informal responsibility, but not formal authority. They may be relied upon in practice, but are not institutionally recognised. The system allows for variation in what ALTs do, but not in what they are. This distinction matters because it shapes how internationalisation itself is understood. In many contexts, internationalisation implies structural change: the integration of international staff into existing professional frameworks, with corresponding rights, responsibilities, and career pathways. In Japan, the term often operates differently. It refers less to integration than to the visible presence of international elements within existing structures. The system appears globalised, while its underlying design remains largely unchanged. Legal and administrative frameworks reinforce this stability. Public school teaching positions are embedded within a broader system of civil service employment, certification, and registration that is not easily reconfigured. Expanding full professional inclusion for international educators would require changes not only to hiring practices, but to licensure systems, employment categories, and, more broadly, how membership within institutional structures is defined. These are not incremental adjustments; they are structural questions. The result is a model of internationalisation that is both functional and limited. The ALT system works in the sense that it delivers visible international presence and supports aspects of language education. At the same time, it maintains clear boundaries around authority, recognition, and long-term integration. Japan is not alone in facing tensions between international recruitment and institutional inclusion. However, the scale and longevity of the ALT system make these dynamics particularly visible. After nearly forty years, its core features remain largely intact, suggesting that what appears as flexibility or ambiguity may in fact be a stable and deliberate configuration. This raises a broader question. If internationalisation does not lead to structural inclusion, what is it intended to achieve? These issues are explored in greater detail in More Than an Assistant: ALTs, Inclusion, and the Future of Educational Roles in Japan, which uses the ALT system to examine how education systems define roles, distribute authority, and maintain continuity even where inconsistencies are widely recognised.

Japan Times, “What you need to know about Japan’s new joint custody system: Advocates say that the changes will allow both parents to remain involved in the raising of their children”, March 24, 2026. On landmark legislation that came into effect on April 1, about 25 years too late for our generation of parents [debito.org]

Intro: Joint custody for divorced parents will be allowed from April 1 in Japan — one of the few jurisdictions in the world where custody has been granted to only one parent — in one of the biggest reforms to the country’s family law in decades. For the first time ever, revisions to the Civil Code and related laws will allow parents to choose between sole custody or joint custody following a divorce. The Justice Ministry says the reform is aimed at placing “the best interests of the child” at the center of post-divorce arrangements. Until now, sole custody was the only option a divorced couple had, in contrast with many Western countries where joint custody is commonplace. The system has long drawn criticism from foreign organizations — particularly in cases involving international marriages and cross-border custody disputes — because it robs the noncustodial parent from having any legal authority over major life decisions for the child. Advocates say that the changes will allow both parents to remain involved in the raising of their children. However, critics warn that it could expose abuse victims to continued control by their former spouses and effectively cut off their only route of escape. Others say it places too much power in the hands of the family court, which decides whether or not to grant joint custody if the divorcing parents can’t come to an agreement on their own. Other revisions to legislation include allowing trial visitation periods and having clearer procedures for the seizing of assets for a parent’s nonpayment of child support. Here’s what you need to know about the changes that take effect from April 1, 2026:

Settling [Seth Godin's Blog on marketing, tribes and respect]

Sometimes it pays to accept and celebrate what we get.

And sometimes, we only get something because we settled for it.

It helps to be able to discern the difference between the two.

      

Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt [Techdirt]

This week, we’ve got a double-winning comment from Shannon Vanshoon that took first place on the insightful side and second place on the funny side. It’s a response to a particular passage in our post about the scammy AI company that fooled the New York Times:

Or in other words…

So to my friends and family members wondering why I haven’t built my own billion-dollar AI company: apparently the missing ingredient wasn’t AI — it was being willing to run a deepfake-powered spam operation selling potentially inert pills to desperate people.

Or, to quote my partner, ‘I’d be rich if I was just a little more evil.’

In second place on the insightful side, it’s a comment from Thad about the depths of dysfunction in American government and beyond:

I forget who said it, but I once saw it framed as “If you want to know whether this is a Trump problem or a GOP problem, consider that the two most pro-Trump justices on the Supreme Court were appointed by the Bushes.”

That comment was a reply to Heart of Dawn‘s comment raising the subject, so we’ll start with that comment for our first editor’s choice on the insightful side:

What gets me is not the pedophile war monger’s unhinged rant, crashing of the global economy, or taking a sledgehammer to America’s status as an ally to the West and a global superpower- it’s that despite all this, he still has full support of Congress, the Supreme Court, and 30% of the US population.

The country has a rot to it’s very core that won’t be removed by ousting Trump alone.

Next, it’s an anonymous comment about the limits of the DMCA and the companies that go beyond them:

But, as bad as the law is, it doesn’t actually allow for takedowns of references to copyright infringement (unless perhaps judges invented such a requirement via case law). Google apparently chose to allow people to use notices that way, despite a lack of any legal basis. And other search engines kind of copied from them. Maybe the film companies applied pressure as advertisers.

By contrast, in the old days, I don’t think anyone ever had their phone number removed from the phone book, or disconnected altogether, based purely on unproven accusations of illegal activity (like maybe a video store that was a little shady regarding copyright law). I’m not sure that was even an option after a court found someone guilty or liable.

Over on the funny side, our first place winner is MrWilson with another comment about Medvi and the New York Times:

I’m half expecting an announcement that Elizabeth Holmes has endorsed MEDVI from her cell and is being given a seat on the board.

We’ve already had our second place funny winner above, so we’ll head straight on to the editor’s choice, starting with That One Guy and a comment passing on a famous book passage that suits Congress’s latest attempt to put the law behind a paywall:

‘Publicly acessible’ doesn’t mean ‘Publicly accessible in a usable format’

And the bill is sneaky about it: it includes a provision requiring that incorporated standards be made “publicly accessible online,” which the bill’s supporters point to as proof of their commitment to transparency.

” …You hadn’t exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them had you? I mean like actually telling anyone or anything.’

‘But the plans were on display…’

‘On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.’

‘That’s the display department.’

‘With a torch.’

‘Ah, well the lights had probably gone.’

‘So had the stairs.’

‘But look you found the notice didn’t you?’

‘Yes,’ said Arthur, ‘yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying “Beware of The Leopard”.’ –Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy, Douglas Adams.

Finally, because someone had to say it, it’s an anonymous comment about the prosecutors who are still trying to convict a 62-year-old woman for wearing a 7-foot-tall inflatable penis costume to a protest:

Somehow isn’t the biggest dick of this story.

That’s all for this week, folks!

02:00 AM

Kanji of the Day: 育 [Kanji of the Day]

✍8

小3

bring up, grow up, raise, rear

イク

そだ.つ そだ.ち そだ.てる はぐく.む

教育   (きょういく)   —   education
子育て   (こそだて)   —   child rearing
育て   (そだて)   —   bringing up
保育園   (ほいくえん)   —   nursery school
育児   (いくじ)   —   childcare
育成   (いくせい)   —   rearing
保育   (ほいく)   —   nurturing
育てる   (そだてる)   —   to raise
体育館   (たいいくかん)   —   gymnasium
育ち   (そだち)   —   growth

Generated with kanjioftheday by Douglas Perkins.

Kanji of the Day: 暁 [Kanji of the Day]

✍12

中学

daybreak, dawn, in the event

ギョウ キョウ

あかつき さと.る

暁星   (ぎょうせい)   —   morning star
通暁   (つうぎょう)   —   well versed
早暁   (そうぎょう)   —   daybreak
春眠暁を覚えず   (しゅんみんあかつきをおぼえず)   —   in spring one sleeps a sleep that knows no dawn
暁闇   (あかつきやみ)   —   moonless dawn
暁新世   (ぎょうしんせい)   —   Paleocene epoch
暁天   (ぎょうてん)   —   dawn
暁光   (ぎょうこう)   —   the light of dawn
暁の空   (あかつきのそら)   —   dawning sky
昨暁   (さくぎょう)   —   early yesterday morning

Generated with kanjioftheday by Douglas Perkins.

Sunday 2026-04-12

08:00 AM

Debito’s SNA column 74: “Life under a mad king”. Subtitle: Everyone is learning what happens when the world’s most powerful man goes crazy (April 7, 2025) [debito.org]

Intro: The world is living under a rogue regime -- or rather, a rogue individual -- who is wielding unprecedented power. Think about it: Donald Trump is Commander-in-Chief over the world’s mightiest military in history, and deployed it worldwide far beyond the empires of yore (Roman, Persian, Ottoman, British, Russian, Chinese...). He also has his finger on the button of the second-largest (if not the world's best-maintained) arsenal of nuclear weapons. He also presides over the world’s largest economy, the world's reserve trading currency, and the world's largest global market capitalization in its stock markets. One would think that the United States, as the world's steward of the world's postwar order and the most powerful economic and security agreements, would have a chief executive's steady hand on the tiller. But as you know, it's been more a hand in the till. Trump and his minions have made billions peddling their influence in international negotiations in ways never seen before. Everything that happens in that world is transactional and self-profiteering. And with Trump's mastery of media manipulation and "flooding the zone with shit," with at least four media networks piping out supportive propaganda, every action by this rogue regime is supported by at least a quarter of the polled American public, no matter the contradictions, lies or hardships. After than a decade of unrelenting control over the American mind space, a new normal has settled. This column is a letter about daily life in America under a crazy king, speaking as a professional political scientist who for professional reasons cannot look away...

06:00 AM

Game Jam Winner Spotlight: As I Lay Flying [Techdirt]

It’s time for the third in our series of spotlight posts looking at the winners of our eighth annual public domain game jam, Gaming Like It’s 1930! We’ve already covered the Best Adaptation and Best Deep Cut winners, and this week we’re looking at the winner of Best Visuals: As I Lay Flying by Geouug.

In a first for these game jams, Geouug is a double winner, having taken the prize in two different categories with two different games. As I Lay Flying is the more ambitious submission of the two: it’s a challenging physics-based game based on William Faulkner’s 1930 novel As I Lay Dying, which tells the story of the Bundren family’s effort to return their recently deceased aunt’s body to her hometown. In the book, it’s a journey of diverse trials and tribuilations; in the game, it’s a slapstick adventure about launching a wagon through the sky.

It’s a fun if slightly finnicky challenge that’s easy to understand but hard to master. There’s more than just the core physics gameplay too: progressing requires purchasing upgrades using the money you earn with each attempt, and the selection of these upgrades is crucial to finishing each stage.

The resource management layer turns As I Lay Flying into a complete game, and it was a strong competitor for Best Digital Game. But even more than that, the game stands out for its graphical ambition, completeness, and attention to detail. Everything is designed to fit into the style and setting, and no interface element is left plain and generic: they are rendered in wood and paint and cloth, with little touches like period-appropriate stamps to mark purchased upgrades. During the main gameplay there are parallax-scrolling backgrounds and physics-based animation of the wagon and its occupants, and the levels are bookended by dialogue and narration scenes illustrated with photos and original character portraits.

Though most of the graphics are composed of very simple pieces (stock grass textures and vector tree silhouettes abound), the whole is much greater than the sum of its parts. No corners are cut and nothing feels overlooked. For achieving such a comprehensive graphical style that ties together every element of the game, and with some fun gameplay to boot, it’s this year’s winner for Best Visuals.

Congratulations to Geouug for the win! You can play As I Lay Flying in your browser on Itch. We’ll be back next week with another winner spotlight, and don’t forget to check out the many great entries that didn’t quite make the cut. And stay tuned for next year, when we’ll be back for Gaming Like It’s 1931!

04:00 AM

“Even” [Seth Godin's Blog on marketing, tribes and respect]

There’s a difference between telling someone their work can become better and saying it can become even better.

When we say even better, we lock in a foundation — we’re affirming that something good already exists — at the same time we create the conditions for improvement.

Ennui and disappointment, on the other hand, are multiplied when we promise things are going to get even worse instead of merely worse.

      

Pluralistic: Don't Be Evil (11 Apr 2026) [Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow]

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Don't Be Evil (permalink)

How I knew I was officially Old: I stopped being disoriented by the experience of meeting with grown-ass adults who wanted to thank me for the books of mine they'd read in their childhoods, which helped shape their lives. Instead of marveling that a book that felt to me like it was ten seconds old was a childhood favorite of this full-grown person, I was free to experience the intense gratification of knowing I'd helped this person find their way, and intense gratitude that they'd told me about it (including you, Sean – it was nice to meet you last night at Drawn and Quarterly in Montreal!).

Now that I am Old, I find myself dwelling on key junctures from my life. It's not nostalgia ("Nostalgia is a toxic impulse" – J. Hodgman) – rather, it's an attempt to figure out how I got here ("My god! What have I done?" – D. Byrne), and also, how the world got this way.

There's one incident I return to a lot, a moment that didn't feel momentous at the time, but which, on reflection, seems to have a lot to say about this moment – both for me, and for the world we live in.

Back in the late 1990s, I co-founded a dotcom company, Opencola. It was a "free/open, peer-to-peer search and recommendation system." The big idea was that we could combine early machine learning technology with Napster-style P2P file sharing and a web-crawler to help you find things that would interest you. The way it was gonna work was that you'd have a folder on your desktop and you could put things in it that you liked and the system would crawl other users' folders, and the open web, and copy things into your folder that it found that seemed related to the stuff you liked. You could refine the system's sensibilities by thumbs-up/thumbs-downing the suggestions, and it would refine its conception of your preferences over time. As with Napster and its successors, you could also talk to the people whose collections enriched your own, allowing you to connect with people who shared even your most esoteric interests.

Opencola didn't make it. Our VCs got greedy when Microsoft offered to buy us and tried to grab all the equity away from the founders. I quit and went to EFF, and my partners got very good jobs at Microsoft, and the company was bought for its tax-credits by Opentext, and that was that.

(Well, not quite – several of the programmers who worked on the project have rebooted it, which is very cool!)

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But back in the Opencola days, we three partners would have these regular meetings where we'd brainstorm ways that we could make money off of this extremely cool, but frankly very noncommercial idea. As with any good brainstorming session, there were "no bad ideas," so sometimes we would veer off into fanciful territory, or even very evil territory.

It's one of those evil ideas that I keep coming back to. Sometimes, during these money-making brainstorm sessions, we'd decompose the technology we were working on into its component parts to see if any subset of them might make money ("Be the first person to not do something no one has ever not done before" – B. Eno).

We had a (by contemporary standards, primitive) machine-learning system; we had a web crawler; and we had a keen sense of how the early web worked. In particular, we were really interested in a new, Linux-based search tool that used citation analysis – a close cousin to our own collaborative filter, harnessing latent clues about relevance implicit in the web's structure – to produce the best search results the web had ever seen. Like us, this company had no idea how to make money, so we were watching it very carefully. That company was called "Google."

That's where the evil part came in. We were pretty sure we could extract a list of the 100,000 most commonly searched terms from Google, and then we could use our web-crawler to capture the top 100 results for each. We could feed these to our Bayesian machine-learning tool to create statistical models of the semantic structure of these results, and then we could generate thousands of pages of word-salad for each of those keywords that matched those statistical models, along with interlinks that could trick Google's citation analysis model. Plaster those word-salad pages with ads, and voila – free cash flow!

Of course, we didn't do it. But even as we developed this idea, the room crackled with a kind of dark, excited dread. We weren't any smarter than many other rooms full of people who were engaged in exercises just like this one. The difference was, we loved the web. The idea of someone deliberately poisoning it this way churned our stomachs. The whole point of Opencola was to connect people with each other based on their shared interests. We loved Google and how it helped you find the people who wrote the web in ways that delighted and informed you. This kind of spam, aimed at wrecking Google's ability to help people make sense of the things we were all posting to the internet, was…grotesque.

I didn't know the term then, but what we were doing amounted to "red-teaming" – thinking through the ways that attackers could destroy something that we valued. Later, we tried "blue-teaming," trying to imagine how our tools might help us fight back if someone else got the same idea and went through with it.

I didn't know the term "blue-teaming" then, either. Once I learned these terms, they brought a lot of clarity to the world. Today, I have another term that I turn to when I am trying to rally other people who love the internet and want it to be good: "Tron-pilled." Tron "fought for the user." Lots of us technologists are Tron-pilled. Back in the early days, when it wasn't clear that there was ever going to be any money in this internet thing, being Tron-pilled was pretty much the only reason to get involved with it. Sure, there were a few monsters who fell into the early internet because it offered them a chance to torment strangers at a distance, but they were vastly outnumbered by the legion of Tron-pilled nerds who wanted to make the internet better because we wanted all our normie friends to have the same kind of good time we were having.

The point of this is that there were lots of people back then who had the capacity to imagine the kind of gross stuff that Zuckerberg, Musk, and innumerable other scammers, hustlers and creeps got up to on the web. The thing that distinguished these monsters wasn't their genius – it was their callousness. When we brainstormed ways to break the internet, we felt scared and were inspired to try to save it. When they brainstormed ways to break the internet, they created pitch-decks.

And still: the old web was good in so many ways for so long. The Tron-pilled amongst us held the line. When we build a new, good, post-American internet, we're going to need a multitude of Tron-pilled technologists, old and young, who build, maintain – and, above all, defend it.


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Object permanence (permalink)

#25yrsago Trotsky’s assassination – according to the FBI https://web.archive.org/web/20010413212536/http://foia.fbi.gov/trotsky.htm

#25yrsago Online headline-writing guidelines from Jakob Nielsen https://memex.craphound.com/2001/04/09/headline-writing-guidelines-from-legendary-usability/

#25yrsago Floppy-disk stained-glass windows https://web.archive.org/web/20010607052511/http://www.acme.com/jef/crafts/bathroom_windows.html

#15yrsago English school principal announces zero tolerance for mismatched socks https://nationalpost.com/news/u-k-school-cracks-down-on-bad-manners

#1yrago EFF's lawsuit against DOGE will go forward https://pluralistic.net/2025/04/09/cases-and-controversy/#brocolli-haired-brownshirts


Upcoming appearances (permalink)

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Upcoming books (permalink)

  • "The Reverse-Centaur's Guide to AI," a short book about being a better AI critic, Farrar, Straus and Giroux, June 2026 (https://us.macmillan.com/books/9780374621568/thereversecentaursguidetolifeafterai/)

  • "Enshittification, Why Everything Suddenly Got Worse and What to Do About It" (the graphic novel), Firstsecond, 2026

  • "The Post-American Internet," a geopolitical sequel of sorts to Enshittification, Farrar, Straus and Giroux, 2027

  • "Unauthorized Bread": a middle-grades graphic novel adapted from my novella about refugees, toasters and DRM, FirstSecond, 2027

  • "The Memex Method," Farrar, Straus, Giroux, 2027



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Currently writing: "The Post-American Internet," a sequel to "Enshittification," about the better world the rest of us get to have now that Trump has torched America. Third draft completed. Submitted to editor.

  • "The Reverse Centaur's Guide to AI," a short book for Farrar, Straus and Giroux about being an effective AI critic. LEGAL REVIEW AND COPYEDIT COMPLETE.

  • "The Post-American Internet," a short book about internet policy in the age of Trumpism. PLANNING.

  • A Little Brother short story about DIY insulin PLANNING


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Just for Skeets and Giggles (4.11.26) [The Status Kuo]

My editor is off today, so please excuse any typos or errors in advance!

What a week! We were pulled from apocalyptic threats of civilization-ending war to death-defying humanity-unifying lunar missions.

The week began with this gem that pretty much summed up where we are.

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There were many takes on this moment, but this was my fav:

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SNL caught us up on the news from the week before.

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With all the TACO-ing going on, The Onion had some easy lay-ups.

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Andy Borowitz spoke for all of us.

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That 48-hour ultimatum (followed by his 10-day ultimatum) summoned some memes. Along with this fearsome beast.

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I saw MJ on Broadway again this week, so this one hit home for me.

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We learned that Pakistan was the designated third party intermediary.

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The rest of the world is onto Trump in a hilarious way.

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The Brits have their own solution to the chaos.

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Here’s an excellent summary of U.S. policy in Iran:

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The Pope had some strong words against the continued war waged by the U.S.

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If The Last Supper were at Mar-a-Lago…

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Reality is becoming ever harder to parody.

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But people still managed to find the humor in Trump’s insane threats.

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Surely Congress can speak up now, right?

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Unfounded rumors of Trump being at Walter Reed spread like wildfire on the winds of hope.

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Randy Rainbow was out with a classic. Take a few minutes.

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Melania apparently decided she wasn’t getting enough attention.

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The Onion FTW.

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From my friend’s FB feed:

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Honestly this is something I would support.

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Gas prices are up some 40 percent in many places already, leading to some extreme measures.

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And in another part of the government, over at FEMA, they’re busy bending time and space. My man Gregg Phillips, in charge of fires and floods, doubled down on his “teleported to a Waffle House” story.

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Wait, it gets batter:

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A personal note and ask: I’m writing this piece in a small cafe called Kingston Social, in the uptown district of the new town I’m moving my family to. Starting May 6, we’ll be sharing a house with my brother John and his son Hartley! A paid subscription could really help with moving costs as we get resettled into small town life.

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Here’s me making my first schlep of fish and plants upstate! Thanks in advance if you can help us with this transition!

We’ve got a lot of doggos to cover, so let’s get to it! The theme of the week: fountains!

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We should all be so joyous and carefree. Embrace your inner pup!

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This is my little inspector, too.

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Windsor cannot, however, wield any kind of long weapon.

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This pupper is living the life.

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Demanding doggos is also a theme, apparently haha

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From the internet’s currently most famous dog, the caption in Spanish is, “The Moon watching Artemis II pass.” That last look straight to camera, lolol

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Speaking of Spanish captions, this one (here translated) pairs perfectly with that face.

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Busted, Buster!

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Who needs a smile?

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I feel cats got the better of our bargain.

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Working from home has a new cat-egory.

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Dogs aren’t the only ones with unbridled joy.

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I have never considered the problem giraffes have in never getting to experience scritches.

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Moms and dads are the same world round.

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This is setting a poor eggsample.

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With Easter and April Fool’s falling so close to one another, it was hard to separate out what was real. This had me (and many fans of the homesteadcakelady) going:

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Somehow the concept of Jesus being resurrected on Easter Sunday hit differently this year. Same story, different modern takes. Again, currently the world’s most famous dog:

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Hollywood had its own moments of reflection on the matter.

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A Travolta classic, with a twist.

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Collapsing Olaf ran it back.

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This March Madness moment, when UConn won at the buzzer, got resurrected.

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This next series is in honor of Artemis 2 week.

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The best product placement in history.

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This is funny if you know about the Great KitKat Heist.

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Did you see Project Hail Mary? If so, this moment lands with a ping to the heart.

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Not everyone was so psyched of course.

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Tortilla flats?

New Friends series idea just dropped.

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It’s not about where we are stuck. It’s about whom we’re stuck with.

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Matty speaks for many of us.

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The splashdown was also a high comedown.

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Okay, this was funny.

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In more earthly matters, Broadway’s Cole Escola has a dream.

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An important PSA for travelers, courtesy of Josh Johnson.

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And another important PSA from Adam and Eyal.

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The internet had thoughts about this rather slender clothing item for the ladies.

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Hats off to Metallica for this ad spot.

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I don’t know who wrote this scene, but I’d hire them.

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Continuing our narrative busting over Peter Pan, here’s Captain Hook himself on the matter.

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The way this drama concludes though.

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I learned something new here and may have to try this somehow.

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To close things out, a nerdy linguistic dad joke! Double win!

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Have a great weekend!

Jay

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