Tuesday was supposed to be Sen. Eric Schmitt’s (R-MO) day to shine. At 5:40 that morning, Axios CEO Jim VandeHei reported that the first-term senator had grown close to Vice President JD Vance and was drawing buzz as a possible 2028 running mate. The piece claimed Vance views Schmitt as “trustworthy, intelligent, articulate and a deft political operator.”
“Deft political operator” is now the most ironic of these fawning assessments. Only a few hours later, Schmitt became the laughingstock of Capitol Hill after he attempted an elaborate gotcha while questioning former special counsel Jack Smith before the Senate Judiciary Committee. The crash and burn was so spectacular that it will likely define Schmitt—and prompt Vance to quietly cross his name off the short list.
So how did “Schmitt earns the VP inside track” become “Wile E. Coyote has everything blow up in his face, holding mere wisps of his trusty detonator while Jack Smith toots a ‘beep beep!’ as he road-runs by?”
It’s not even Schadenfriday, but pull up a chair and gather round, as I tell the tale of the day the Schmitt hit the Fani.
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Whatchu talkin’ about Willis?
The twisted logic and bold, unsupported leaps in Schmitt’s brain trace back to early 2024. On Feb. 2, Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis, best known for prosecuting Trump in Georgia over the 2020 election, acknowledged in a court filing what she is sadly next best known for: a romantic relationship with Nathan Wade, the lawyer she had appointed to lead the case.
Defendant Trump pounced, claiming Willis had brought on Wade “in consultation with the White House and DOJ.” There’s zero evidence of this, of course. But Schmitt understood that the spoils would go to whoever brought Trump Jack Smith’s head on a gold-plated platter.
And why not a former top state prosecutor from the great state of Missouri? It’s not called the “Show-Me State” for nothin’!
The notion of Dark Brandon forces in Washington secretly steering the Georgia RICO case and protecting Willis is the stuff of right-wing conspiracy podcasts. But it’s also the tangled thread Schmitt pulled on during Tuesday’s hearing. He suggested that the former special counsel had flown to Atlanta for an NBA game and used the visit to meet with Willis.
The gotcha goes off the rails
Like any senator looking for a memeable moment, Schmitt arrived armed with a poster board and what he and likely his brilliant staffers believed was a perjury trap. Pointing to text messages from Smith’s team, Schmitt accused Smith of lying under oath about attending an Atlanta Hawks game on Feb. 3, 2024.
It went down like this:
“Did you go to an NBA game between the Golden State Warriors and the Atlanta Hawks on February 3rd, 2024?” Schmitt asks Smith.
“I’m sorry, can you say that again?” Smith responds.
Schmitt then repeats his question.
“What city would that be in?” Smith asks.
“Atlanta,” Schmitt replies.
“No,” Smith says emphatically.
“Okay,” Schmitt says, growing excited. “Your testimony today is that you did not go to Hawks game on February 3, 2024. Is that correct?”
Smith looks perplexed. “I have no recollection of that.”
“Let me just give you a little context,” Schmitt says, pressing. “The day before Fani Willis came clean with her affair with the prosecutor—you know, the Atlanta prosecutor that was also trying to get Trump—the next day, were you in Atlanta?”
[Smith] says slowly, “I do not believe so.”
Schmitt then asks whether Smith had ever been to Atlanta during his time as special counsel. Smith searches his memory but comes up empty. “It’s possible I flew through the Atlanta airport … but I do not have a recollection of going to Atlanta,” he says. “I definitely did not go to a Hawks game.”
Then came the coup de grâce from a triumphant Schmitt, fancying himself a modern-day Matlock.
“What would you say if I had a series of messages from your team that said you were in Atlanta, at a Warrior Hawks game, on Feb. 3 2024?” Schmitt says, as his team pulls out the poster board. Sen. John Foghorn Leghorn Kennedy (R-LA) helps hold up the board, which purportedly bears snippets of a text thread.
The board features photos of Willis and Wade, a shot of Atlanta’s State Farm Arena and text messages among members of Smith’s team, including one asking whether “109 Row 1” was reserved for Jack.
Smith tries to get a better look, but the poster comes down too quickly.
“I don’t think you know that we have this stuff,” Schmitt says smugly. “So I’ll give you a second to process it so you don’t, you know, perjure yourself.”
“You just took it down really quick, if I could look at that again?” Smith says, his voice cool but cutting.
“I think you’ve already sufficiently answered, I want to run through—we’ll, we’ll put it in a file,” Schmitt says when the chair recommends that Smith receive a copy. “You can respond, I think you’ve already perjured yourself.”
But here’s the thing. Smith did go to a basketball game that day. But it was at the University of Maryland, where he watched Caitlin Clark and the Iowa Hawkeyes play the Terrapins. That put him roughly 650 miles from the Atlanta arena where Schmitt’s wild theory placed him.
Schmitt had mixed up the Hawks and the Hawkeyes.
If you’re going to come for Jack Smith, you’d better not miss. Here’s the moment Smith realized the error Schmitt had made on live national television.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen that man smile so broadly. Here for it.
And here is the moment Schmitt’s staffers realized they should start updating their resumes.
Clobbered by Klobuchar
Schmitt closed his time with a flourish:
“I just want to say—in the famous words of the chief of the secret police under Stalin—show me the man, I’ll show you the crime. You may think you’re a hero in this story. But let me tell you something: You’re the villain. … You will go down as a total dirtbag.”
Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) spoke next, and she wasn’t ready to move on from the poster. “Allow the witness to see this vast posterboard that we saw,” she said. “I’m a former prosecutor too and I have never seen anyone just say, ‘What do you think of this?’ and put it down.”
Once Smith finally got to read the texts, he solved the mystery in short order. He said,
“If this is the correct basketball game, I recall going to a University of Maryland basketball game where Caitlin Clark was playing right around that time. And the [Marshals] Service was there with me. You could check if that was the exact date. It was Maryland playing Iowa, I think, February of 2024.”
Klobuchar connected the dots while the jur—I mean, the audience, and really the whole nation—leaned forward. “Could it then be that the University of Iowa was the Hawkeyes?” she asked. She then turned to Schmitt and his staff and delivered a withering rebuke. “The confusion over the names of the team—perhaps they should’ve looked at it more carefully.”
Schmitt objected to the interruption. “Are we just having, like, an open session here? I’m glad you’re trying to rehabilitate the witness but it’s not your time,” he said.
Klobuchar replied, “I think that people should have their facts straight before they accuse someone of being a dirtbag, and not get the teams wrong.” In case Schmitt was trying to get up off the mat, she made sure he stayed down. “You had the teams wrong, sir,” she told him.
By the end of her questioning, Senate staff had confirmed that Iowa played Maryland on Feb. 3, 2024. Clark scored 38 points with 12 assists in a 93–85 win, giving the Hawkeyes their first victory in College Park in 31 years. Klobuchar’s amused verdict: “It must have been a pretty good game.” She noted that Schmitt owed Smith an apology for the “dirtbag” remark. After the hearing, she put it more bluntly to reporters: “He owes the witness an apology.”
Fani Willis herself later posted on social media,
Hey Senator Eric Schmitt—I love Caitlin Clark but never saw her or Jack Smith at an Atlanta Hawks game.
Even Sen. Katie Britt (R-AL) appeared to recognize the train wreck unfolding on her side of the aisle.
Here’s the full exchange with Schmitt, Smith and Klobuchar for your viewing pleasure.
Wrong game, wrong league
Schmitt’s team could have used a lesson in investigative technique and basic deduction. The texts themselves pointed away from Atlanta all along. Talking Points Memo checked the seating charts. Section 109 at State Farm Arena uses lettered rows, so there is no “109 Row 1” in the building where Schmitt placed Smith. Section 109 at Maryland’s Xfinity Center uses numbered rows. Before you accuse a man like Jack Smith of lying, you had better do your due diligence.
St. Louis television station KSDK went a step further and found a shot of Smith in the seat itself. In footage from the broadcast of the Iowa-Maryland game, the station spotted him in section 109, row 1, a seat that, as its report noted, “doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”
MeidasTouch slowed the game footage so viewers could pick out Smith for themselves:
Cool under fire
Smith met every escalation with a request for specifics. Asked about an NBA game, he asked which city. Accused of perjury, he asked to see the evidence. Once he finally had the damn poster in front of him, he explained it in minutes. He named the U.S. Marshals Service as a witness to where he had been and invited the senator to check the date himself.
Across the table, Schmitt had called him a villain and a “total dirtbag” and invoked Stalin’s secret police chief. In Schmitt v. Smith, the former came off looking more like that police chief.
CNN’s rundown of the hearing described Smith as “a very careful witness” who was nonetheless “a little more animated and open” than at his House appearance in January. “I will not be silenced by the continued threats of prosecution from the president or others,” Smith told the committee. When Republicans named former members of his team, he defended them without hesitation. “The fact that they have been targeted illegally, lost their jobs illegally, and had their lives turned upside down by this Department of Justice is an outrage.”
Doubling down
Schmitt did not apologize for getting basic, easily discoverable facts wrong or for his baseless ad hominem attacks on Smith. Speaking to reporters after the hearing, he tried to keep the insinuation alive: “I asked him if he was in Atlanta. He said he’s in Maryland. Maybe he’s telling the truth. Maybe he’s not. He’s lied before.”
Schmitt then went on “The Charlie Kirk Show,” where host Andrew Kolvet treated the exchange as a win and Schmitt defended his “research”:
“You had text messages from his team confirming that he was going to a Hawks game and he sat there acting dumbfounded and completely clueless,” Kolvet said.
“It was the only NBA or NCAA men’s game going on at that time in Atlanta. He claimed later that he was at another game,” Schmitt said.
Schmitt gave HuffPost a slightly longer version after the hearing. “I don’t know if Jack Smith’s lying or not. It was the only game―Atlanta was the only NBA game or men’s college basketball game that night at 7:30.”
But pay close attention. By his own account, Schmitt had checked only the NBA and men’s college schedules. The game Smith attended that night was a women’s game. Apparently, it never occurred to Schmitt and his staff that Jack Smith would watch a women’s basketball game in person.
By Tuesday night, Schmitt had moved on to jokes. “Who knew Jack Smith was a Caitlin Clark fan?” he posted on X. He was promptly Community Noted.
Ass clownery
Parts of the MAGA media world had already declared victory before the facts caught up with them. Benny Johnson posted, “Senator Eric Schmidt Just CAUGHT Jack Smith perjuring himself on the stand in his testimony,” misspelling the senator’s name. His post appeared to have come down by late afternoon. Sean Hannity also posted about the moment and later deleted it.
Veteran Capitol Hill reporters struggled to find a precedent. “An absolutely brutal mistake by Sen Eric Schmitt (R-MO) and his staff,” wrote Scott MacFarlane. “24 years of covering Congressional hearings … I’ve never seen anything like this.”
ABC’s Jonathan Karl zeroed in on the prop poster: “This was bizarre. I have never seen ‘evidence’ introduced so quickly and then hidden.”
MS NOW’s Ken Dilanian observed,
Semafor’s Dave Weigel drew a scathing comparison to a different courtroom. “Christopher Darden level work from Schmitt here,” he remarked, for those who remember the lawyer who had O.J. Simpson try on the glove.
The Bulwark’s Andrew Egger drew attention to the senator’s satisfied face as the exchange unfolded. “He really, really thought he had him! He thought today would go down as Eric Schmitt Day!”
Criticism of Schmitt crossed the aisle and likely hit harder. The National Review’s Andrew C. McCarthy wrote that Schmitt had shown himself “both boorish and incompetent.” Conservative pundit Ben Domenech needed just three words: “Big Hawkeyes fan.”
Then there was the matter of the vice presidency. In an opinion for the conservative Washington Examiner, Tiana Lowe Doescher wrote that Schmitt’s “unsubtle bid for the 2028 vice presidency lasted less than six hours.” She added that she had it “on good authority that Vance’s team is not happy with Schmitt’s shadowjockeying to become his running mate.”
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