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Monday 2026-09-21

06:00 AM

Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt [Techdirt]

This week on the insightful side, both top comments come in response to our post about the New York Times bending over backwards to downplay Trump’s criminality and absurdity. In first place it’s Thad thinking about the week in which it happened:

What better way for the New York Times to commemorate the anniversary of 9/11 than to act as a propaganda arm for a fascist president?

In second place, it’s Whoever with a broader comment about journalism:

The most corrosive idea in American journalism is the “both sides” idea. It rejects the idea that there is an objective truth and that everything is an opinion. It rejects reporting facts in favor of reporting feelings or reporting the agenda of partisan people.

Sometimes, one cannot get to an objective truth, but many times, one can and should report this.

Yet, we do have several “news” sources that reject the idea of reporting “both sides”: but they don’t replace it with truth. For example Newsmax or Fox news.

But for editor’s choice on the insightful side we’ll start out with a sort of “both sides” comment that does work, from Thad again and on our post about Bernie Sanders and Steve Bannon complaining about AI:

On the one hand, headlines like Gizmodo’s and this one that imply Sanders appeared directly with Steve Bannon are misleading, given that what actually happened was they were separate speakers at the same conference.

On the other hand, if you ever accept an invitation to speak at a conference, and then learn that other invited speakers include Steve Bannon, the only correct thing to do in that situation is cancel. Sanders shouldn’t have been there, regardless of whether or not he and Bannon were ever in the same room.

Next, it’s Drew Wilson back on the post about news outlets playing nice with Trump:

The kicker is that the media outlets will still get punished anyway for some reason or another (thanks to Trumps extremely thin skin). I mean, the media spent years sucking up to Trump and the Trump White House, in response, built a webpage devoted to calling the bootlicking media a bunch of liars. Won’t be the last time the Trump admin does something like that, either.

And we’ll remain on that post for a while since it’s also the source of both winning comments on the funny side. Not just that, Thad took first place here too, with a comment replying to a line of riffing that you might be able to figure out or might have to go look at:

I suppose that plan to build a bunker has some potential upsides.

In second place, it’s an anonymous comment taking a look at the legal issues with Trump’s announcement:

“Attempted murder”? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?

But if he can’t actually give the money, how is he guilty of bribery?

Checkmate libs.

For editor’s choice on the funny side, we start out with a comment from MrWilson about the fact that the problems with the reflecting pool was from a botched repair job, despite the accusations:

Ironically, there are several videos of the “vandalism.” It was the footage of the work the contractors were doing!

Finally, we’ll close it out with one last comment from Thad, this time in response to the assertion that Trump’s damage to public institutions “could end up lasting a generation”:

I never figured you for an optimist.

That’s all for this week, folks!

03:00 AM

Upside/downside [Seth Godin's Blog on marketing, tribes and respect]

The sensitivity analysis for a decision is easy to overlook, because we tend to focus on the expected outcome.

Perhaps it makes sense to begin with the edges instead.

Upside: If this works, really works, what are the implications?

Downside: If this fails, totally, what are the costs?

After we understand the edges, then it makes sense to be more nuanced about the chances of either happening and start discussing the likely outcome.

Want to try a brand new place for dinner? The worst that can happen is that you’ll waste a dinner. On the other hand, if it’s dinner with your new big account and the boss is coming, the worst that can happen is very different.

Should you buy a lottery ticket? Well, the big outcome is millions of dollars. The small outcome is a total waste. Now that we understand the extremes, perhaps it pays to realize that the odds of winning are essentially zero, so we ought to pass.

Don’t be dissuaded by the small or transfixed by the big. That’s only the first half of the calculation.

Of course, this is obvious. And yet we are rarely patient enough to do all the steps. (Driving to the airport is dramatically more dangerous than getting on a plane…)

      

Sunday 2026-09-20

07:00 PM

There's always a path [F-Droid - Free and Open Source Android App Repository]

This Week in F-Droid

TWIF curated on Friday, 18 Sep 2026, Week 38

F-Droid core

Thanks to @linsui, we’ve unlocked a new way to add developer signed packages to apps for which we already provide packages signed by us. Historically, we’ve had two ways to setup reproducible builds. The first way, we host only the upstream package after we verify it to be reproducible. The second way, we get the signature of an upstream package, combine it with our locally built package and if they verify reproducibility, we host both our signed package and the upstream one.

The first path works better when the app is freshly included in F-Droid, so all new installs get the same package. But if we want to switch from the F-Droid version to the upstream signed one via this method, users need to backup, uninstall, reinstall and restore. We regularly announce such switches in these weekly posts.

The second path allows us to add the upstream package alongside our own, so new users get the new upstream signed one and old users get updates from us as usual. No uninstall, no backups, nothing changes. One issue is that for each new version somebody needs to extract the signature and open a merge request, no metadata autoupdate available (for now, help welcomed!).

The new third path - announced on this post - is a combination of the above two. It adds the upstream signed package alongside ours, like the second path above, but we use it directly. There is no need to extract signatures and metadata auto-updates are available. We keep the upstream package intact, since it needs to verify reproducibility, but we modify our own package with a lower versionCode so they don’t conflict.

Packages that are setup like this today:

This is not all perfect yet unfortunately as this method kinda “hacks” our metadata structure. We are tracking an issue about the way the preferred first installs are offered. The first two methods prioritize upstream packages, this one needs a fix to do so.

For now, we can guide users that want to install these apps for the first time to expand Versions in F-Droid client and install the top most version that is compatible with their devices even if the “suggested” label points to a lower versionCode until we fix it.

Community News

Librera Reader was updated to 9.6.17-fdroid and if the previous update made the app crash we’ve now fixed our build recipe. This version also brings an updated UI design.

Archived Apps

2 apps were archived
  • duckAssist: Lightweight, privacy-focused WebView wrapper for Duck.ai (App will come back under a new appID)
  • NoProvider2Push: UP-distributor without provider

Newly Added Apps

46 apps were newly added
  • 508.dev Soundboard: Mix looping ambient sounds, each at its own volume. Offline, free, no ads.
  • Abstract Dots and Lines: Abstract Dots and Lines is a libre implementation of a pen-and-paper game.
  • Autometer: Track fuel economy and vehicle maintenance schedules
  • BoatSpeedy: GPS speedometer and waterway navigation for boats, with battery analytics
  • Cambium: NIP-55 signer that holds no keys: signing is proxied to a NIP-46 hardware bunker
  • CipherNotes: Notes. Encrypted. Local. Nothing more.
  • CloudSound - SoundCloud facilitator for Podcini.A: A service app providing SoundCloud contents to Podcini.A
  • Custom Routes: Mark custom climbing routes on gym photos and export shareable images.
  • DBase Downloader: Download video and music from 1,750+ sites with yt-dlp and FFmpeg
  • DeltaSync: Encrypted KeePass sync — requires your own self-hosted server.
  • Duper: Remotely ring or locate your phone via SMS, no internet needed.
  • DuressUltimate: Duress Password trigger via length with ultimate protection
  • Fairy Mahjong: Clear a layered garden board with a four-slot matching hand
  • GPA Whiz: Offline academic tracker: GPA, CGPA, timetable, and scholarship deadlines
  • How2Vote: See how parties’ real parliamentary voting records compare with your views.
  • Husk: Turn a spare device into a remote camera and control rig
  • Janken (Rock Paper Scissors): Modern offline Rock Paper Scissors with private Pass & Play, Bot AI and RPSLS.
  • Kasette: Offline music player. Import local files, no accounts, no servers.
  • KFZ-A: Offline lookup of Austrian vehicle registration identifiers
  • KFZ-D: Offline lookup of German vehicle registration identifiers
  • Lens HRV: Measure heart-rate variability with your phone camera, no extra sensors
  • LocReminder: An alarm that rings when you arrive, not at a set time.
  • Lplanner: Mixed-gas decompression planner: ZHL-16C, VVAL-79 and VPM-B. Works offline.
  • Ludo: Multiplayer Board Game
  • Magpie: Tamper-evident incident journal with encrypted, self-proving exports
  • Message487: Forward notifications and SMS to n8n or your own webhook
  • Nonius: Eight measuring instruments. No ads, no trackers, no network.
  • Notes Tech: Encrypted Markdown notes, 100% local. No Internet permission.
  • OnStop2FinishAndRemoveTask: If change other app, Auto close task in prev app. Required Shizuku APP.
  • Open TeleScope VR: A VR-based digital telescope camera application for people with low vision
  • Orion Master: Native 1oom port of Master of Orion (1993). Requires your own LBX files
  • PanOSP: Lightweight, configurable AOSP-style quick settings panel
  • PeerPop - PeerTube facilitator for Podcini.A: A service app providing PeerTube contents to Podcini.A
  • Pocket Prose: A writing app for a folder of Markdown notes, filed by tag.
  • Pulse: Plan your own weekly workouts and keep every exercise offline
  • ReadBear: A cute&chill CBZ, PDF, EPUB reader that’s ridiculously configurable!
  • ReminDiary: Offline daily journal that surfaces what you wrote this day in past years
  • Rowtine: Knitting and crochet companion: patterns, stash, counters. Offline.
  • Sherpr: Drive your Herdr AI-agent fleet from your phone, over SSH — no cloud
  • Shikaku: A minimalist block logic puzzle game
  • Simple File Manager: No bloat simple file manager
  • Tents: A logic puzzle game where goal is to place tents in the grid
  • UnlicenseLauncher: Simple and secure FOSS launcher with fully FREE🐍 license
  • Wind Bubble: See where the wind hits you, on top of your navigation app.
  • WM Keyboard: A private, offline keyboard: 350+ languages, smart typing, themes, and tools.
  • Zaelio: Offline tracker for custom sessions and measurements

Updated Apps

418 more apps were updated
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Kanji of the Day: 薬 [Kanji of the Day]

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小3

medicine, chemical, enamel, gunpowder, benefit

ヤク

くすり

農薬   (のうやく)   —   agricultural chemical (i.e., pesticide, herbicide, fungicide, etc.)
薬物   (やくぶつ)   —   medicines
薬師   (くすし)   —   doctor
麻薬   (まやく)   —   narcotic
薬局   (やっきょく)   —   pharmacy
医薬品   (いやくひん)   —   medical and pharmaceutical products
薬剤師   (やくざいし)   —   pharmacist
治療薬   (ちりょうやく)   —   therapeutic agent
製薬   (せいやく)   —   medicine manufacture
漢方薬   (かんぽうやく)   —   Chinese herbal medicine

Generated with kanjioftheday by Douglas Perkins.

Kanji of the Day: 婿 [Kanji of the Day]

婿

✍12

中学

bridegroom, son-in-law

セイ

むこ

花婿   (はなむこ)   —   bridegroom
娘婿   (むすめむこ)   —   son-in-law
婿入り   (むこいり)   —   being adopted into the family of one's bride
婿養子   (むこようし)   —   son-in-law taken (adopted) into family
婿選び   (むこえらび)   —   search for a husband for one's daughter
婿取り   (むことり)   —   adopting a son-in-law into one's family
花嫁花婿   (はなよめはなむこ)   —   bride and groom
女婿   (じょせい)   —   son-in-law
姉婿   (あねむこ)   —   the husband of one's elder sister
妹婿   (いもうとむこ)   —   the husband of one's younger sister

Generated with kanjioftheday by Douglas Perkins.

車椅子で街歩き体験会&バリア情報マッピングパーティ [OpenStreetMap Japan]

Code for Kitakyushuで運営協力している、Divers Projectとの共催による街歩きイベントです。 『車いすでのまち歩き』を体験して、気が付いたバリア情報をDivers MapやOpenStreetMapへ登録します。 『Divers Map』は、Divers Projectが開発した「通りやすい道を共有できる」ことに特化したWebアプリです。 車椅子やベビーカーの利用者、高齢者が通りやすいルートを共有して、安全・安心に暮らせる世の中を実現することを目指しています。 対して、『OpenStreetMap』は誰でも自由に使うことができる、みんなで作る地図で、ここに登録された情報は世界中のさまざまな地図アプリに活用されています。 今回は、それぞれのマップにデータを登録することで、移動に困難を抱える方の助けになる情報を、参加者のみなさんで作っていく取り組みです。

06:00 AM

This Week In Techdirt History: September 13th – 19th [Techdirt]

02:00 AM

Disconcerting genre shift [Seth Godin's Blog on marketing, tribes and respect]

If you sit down to watch a documentary and realize, about ten minutes in, that it’s actually a feature film, everything about it feels off until you shift into a different mode.

Walk into a new doctor’s office, and it might take a few minutes to realize they’re not the kind of doctor you’re used to. Perhaps they focus on selling procedures or pills or treatments–the sort of remedies you might have been comfortable buying in a different setting, but right here, right now, it doesn’t feel right.

A hotel without a lobby might have rooms that are sufficiently quiet, clean and convenient, but because they skipped a signalling device, it takes a second to switch gears… In fact, we might never get settled in this new place.

When we create a product or service, we have the chance to invest in our genre signals. The interactions, sounds and tropes that let our customers know what to expect. Many of them are dated or seem to have low utility, but we ignore their value at our own risk. Confusing your customers can be expensive.

Genre can be a generous signalling device. When you invest in telling us what to expect, you get a chance to keep a promise.

      

Just for Skeets and Giggles (9.19.26) [The Status Kuo]

Even as we gear up to kick the MAGA lickspittles out of power in Congress, we all know how much work remains to fix things afterward.

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Dark humor seems the order of the day.

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Speaking of collapse, Trump still thinks he can bribe his way out of anything, including a punishing midterm loss.

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While we’re on the subject of that voter bribe, here’s The Daily Show with a perspective.

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Trump has been creating AI slop of himself as a hockey player beating up the Canadian prime minister, so this was a perfect response.

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Own goal indeed.

The rest of the Western world is understandably ready to move on without the United States, leading Trump to rail against them.

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Trump didn’t get his way in the courts this week either, and he threw a few tantrums online.

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We can all look ahead to a brighter future, though.

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And hey, it could have been worse, right? Here’s a reminder of the horrors they said we would endure under the prosecutor lady.

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I’m mad I didn’t think of this next one.

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After last week’s Dallas GOP “Midterm Convention,” folks had questions. Like, why did they use that racy Hasan Piker photo? Josh Johnson has thoughts.

A certain senator, who many people thought was actually dead, reappeared and was wheeled into Washington, D.C. this week. But in what condition, exactly?

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Borowitz with the two-fer.

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McConnell returned to vote on the farm bill, where a viral clip appeared to show GOP colleagues and staff having to correct him when he voted no instead of yes. (It turns out the “no” actually came from Sen. John Hoeven (R-ND)—but McConnell still needed prompting before audibly casting his decisive “aye.”)

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The Onion with an image for the ages:

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On the opposite side of the competence spectrum, Sen. Jon Ossoff (D-GA) has been on fire all year. Is that why it’s suddenly warm in here?

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Meanwhile, Kash Patel appeared again before the Senate. And one exchange was almost too weird and gross to include. But it’s also too funny not to, so here you go, with hilarious commentary once again from Josh Johnson.

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I don’t always know where the heat will be each week, but with this bestiality story, Filipkowski asked the question we’re all thinking.

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I love ewe?

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(That’s AI-generated, in case anyone is wondering.)

This next one is a triple play.

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Okay, that’s really enough of this for now!

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Speaking of the doghouse, the ratings for 60 Minutes and other CBS News shows, now under Bari Weiss’s leadership, are in. And hoo boy.

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Efforts to rein in AI, requested by the AI companies’ CEOs, have gone nowhere, in part thanks to this guy, who thinks AI companies can self-regulate.

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Mr. Trump, what say ye?

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Trump also says he loves Flock cameras, putting him at odds with most Americans once again.

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In a desperate bid to hold on to power, the right is targeting trans people again with flat-out lies about kids coming home from school with their gender changed. John Fugelsang with deadly commentary:

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Some people really do fall for this crap, which is why they deploy it. And somehow we’re supposed to accept their viewpoints as valid?

The press helps this along all the time.

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Every time I see a red hat, I’m gonna think this now.

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Sadly, a profound dearth of education is a primary driver of our broken politics. Chuck Nice nails it.

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And gosh darn it, I miss her.

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No, they ain’t.

The fashion guy has a request, which I think is quite reasonable.

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Someone got footage of the GOP attempting to pass legislation inside the House.

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Helper pups are the best!

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This teeny dog really went for it

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Everyone needs a great lifeguard!

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People assumed this was AI, but it’s real!

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Wait for the ending here.

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Cat owners, many of you will get this.

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Speaking of attack cats

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It’s always the orange terrors, isn’t it?

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POV you’re a cat’s milk bowl.

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The frustration is real. And universal. Sound up!

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It’s often the soundtrack that makes a funny clip hilarious.

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The last bit of the clip, though…

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It’s not just animals that are awkward, of course.

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We can use our outfits to make friends and influence people.

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Modern-day job interviews be like

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I loved this multiyear look back.

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Pretty sure my readership will all get this one.

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Someone turned a microwave on its side and it loves it.

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I will never look at bollards the same way again. Also, there’s a World Bollard Association?!

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Who remembers doing this? If you do, you are old.

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Speaking of growing into adulthood,

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Improv humor is one of the finest forms.

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This was fun to watch play out.

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Some dad joke food humor!

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Here’s a groaner to send us into the weekend.

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On that note, have a great one!

Jay

South African Minister Tells Film Summit It Has a Double Standard on Piracy [TorrentFreak]

saminiEarlier this month, French President Emmanuel Macron and South Korean President Lee Jae Myung hosted a one-day gathering of studio bosses, ministers and filmmakers in the south of France.

This Lumière Summit closed with the signing of several thematic declarations, including one on international cooperation against piracy.

Representing Hollywood, Motion Picture Association (MPA) CEO Charles Rivkin was scheduled to give a keynote before a session on “the race against piracy,” but was held up in a presidential meeting. While MPA’s EMEA president Emilie Anthonis filled in briefly, the tone was already set by a minister, who put the piracy talk in perspective.

Gayton McKenzie, South Africa’s Minister of Sport, Arts and Culture, shared the stage with the chair of French regulator ARCOM and a deputy director general of WIPO, who outlined their anti-piracy track records.

As a representative of the South African government, McKenzie said he agreed that piracy is bad. However, he took issue with almost everything else.

“We need to define what is piracy,” he said. “There’s a failure by the people tasked to fight piracy not to define it definitively,” the minister added, before going into more detail on an alleged double standard.

His first example came from the same summit. That morning, McKenzie said, a filmmaker had told the audience that his film was banned in Egypt but that people could still see it there thanks to piracy.

The filmmaker said he was glad people could see it “and then people clapped,” McKenzie said.

The minister’s comments

He gave a second example, a Canadian production about a gay hockey player, apparently the series Heated Rivalry, which he said is now being pirated in the countries where it is banned, to add that “everybody in the industry is clapping.”

From personal history the minister also recalled that, during South Africa’s apartheid regime, several films were not allowed to be distributed, leaving piracy as the only option.

When dealing with this type of banned content and censorship, piracy is put in a different light, apparently with filmmakers praising it. However, when poor people pirate, they face legal issues, McKenzie said. He called the industry’s approach “a bit schizophrenic” with “dual standards.”

‘Egyptians Love Piracy’

The filmmaker that McKenzie referred to was Tarik Saleh, the Swedish-Egyptian director of The Nile Hilton Incident and Cairo Conspiracy. These movies are set in Cairo, but they are banned in Egypt.

At the opening session of the summit, Saleh said he was told to leave the country before shooting his first film.

“I was going to shoot my first film in Egypt and I was asked to leave. Uh, I’m putting it nicely. I mean, they said, ‘Get the f*ck out of here,'” he said, after which he chose to make the films in Morocco.

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Saleh added that Egyptians can still see his films thanks to piracy, which he doesn’t mind.

“[H]ere is where piracy come into the picture in a little reversed way. Egyptians love piracy, which is working very well for me,” he said with a laugh.

There was no applause though. Instead, the moderator jumped in noting that the regulators on the afternoon’s piracy panel could be asked about it. Nobody asked them. McKenzie is the one who brought it up.

‘We’re Not Children’

McKenzie’s second point was addressed to the people sitting next to him. ARCOM chair Martin Ajdari just said they issued more than 22,000 blocking and delisting injunctions in five years, with 10,000 alone in 2026, while the piracy audience was slashed in half since 2018.

McKenzie said that was impressive, but he stressed that successes in one country are less effective if other countries do little to nothing. He compared it to two people in a boat that is leaking on only one side.

“We on the same boat. We both hate piracy,” he said. “The boat is leaking on our side and you are praising, like, where we are sitting we’ve done this.”

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The minister also criticized that developing countries are being pressured into compliance. This came after WIPO’s Sylvie Forbin listed some of the conditions that came with WTO membership in the 1990s. This appeared to strike a nerve with McKenzie, who pushed back.

“Don’t try to punish us like we are children, because we are not children,” he said, not directly aiming at his fellow panelist.

South Africa has more recent experience with that kind of pressure. In 2020, U.S. copyright groups asked Washington to review the country’s trade preferences over the fair use provisions in its copyright bill, which they considered too broad.

‘We Are Not Beggars’

Toward the end of the session, McKenzie stressed that his position has nothing to do with money. South Africa is not short on funds to pay for anti-piracy efforts. It could pay as much as Sweden or the UK, but it mostly wants to be taken seriously.

“We don’t lack the money. There are countries that lack the money,” McKenzie said. “But we don’t want to be treated like, here’s money for you, do one, two, three. We want you also to listen to our ideas.”

“We are not beggars,” he added. “We want a partnership of equals.”

McKenzie said his government is already in touch with Canal+ about football piracy and that anti-piracy warnings now run before every match in South Africa. South Africa wants to help address piracy, as long as it is treated as a serious partner.

The Lumière Summit closed with a formal declaration to strengthen international anti-piracy cooperation.

This voluntary agreement does not include any hard commitments, and for now it has not been signed by any South African representative either.

The videos for all the sessions are available through the summit website. The quotes used in this article were transcribed by TorrentFreak from these recordings.

From: TF, for the latest news on copyright battles, piracy and more.

Saturday 2026-09-19

07:00 PM

Kanji of the Day: 俵 [Kanji of the Day]

✍10

小6

bag, bale, sack, counter for bags

ヒョウ

たわら

土俵   (どひょう)   —   ring
初土俵   (はつどひょう)   —   first tournament for a wrestler
土俵入り   (どひょういり)   —   entrance procession of wrestlers into the ring
土俵際   (どひょうぎわ)   —   edge of the ring
土俵人生   (どひょうじんせい)   —   wrestler's active career
米俵   (こめだわら)   —   bag of rice
土俵開き   (どひょうびらき)   —   opening ceremony for the new ring in a stable
徳俵   (とくだわら)   —   4 bales on the edge of the ring set slightly back
勝負俵   (しょうぶだわら)   —   bales forming the edge of the ring
炭俵   (すみだわら)   —   sack for charcoal

Generated with kanjioftheday by Douglas Perkins.

Kanji of the Day: 填 [Kanji of the Day]

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fill in

テン チン

は.まる は.める うず.める しず.める ふさ.ぐ

補填   (ほてん)   —   covering (a loss, deficit, etc.)
充填   (じゅうてん)   —   filling (up)
装填   (そうてん)   —   loading
損失補填   (そんしつほてん)   —   compensation for a loss
填隙   (てんげき)   —   caulking
填詞   (てんし)   —   ci (form of Chinese poetry)
填補   (てんぽ)   —   making up (a deficit, loss, etc.)
填料   (てんりょう)   —   loading material (for making paper)
填り込む   (はまりこむ)   —   to fit in (snugly)
填り役   (はまりやく)   —   well-suited role

Generated with kanjioftheday by Douglas Perkins.

01:00 PM

RFK Jr. Assclown Jambaroo: Anti-Vaxxer Bullshit, A New Panel Of Misfits, EMFs, & Chemtrails, Oh My! [Techdirt]

Well, as we previously discussed was going to occur, RFK Jr. gave his keynote speech and appearance at the Children’s Health Defense conference of anti-vaxxer conspiracy-mongers, and he was certainly firmly on brand. In fact, he did so much to make news during and around this appearance that we’re going to have to break this post up into several sections to only briefly talk about the insanity that came vomiting out of his mouth.

The Anti-Vaxxer Of It All:

Ah, RFK Jr. classic. Among the many lies Kennedy appears to have told during his confirmation hearings, the biggest of them all was when he told Congress he wasn’t an anti-vaxxer and wouldn’t do anything to change how vaccines are administered in America. Almost immediately after his confirmation, Kennedy remade the CDC’s ACIP in his image, attempted to change the vaccination schedules for children, changed federal recommendations for other vaccines in adults, and pushed Trump into issuing an executive order demanding we all pretend that we’re Danish.

Through it all, Kennedy has insisted he’s not an anti-vaxxer. Instead, he’ll say things like “the MMR vaccine is the best way to protect yourself from measles” and then go on to claim that that same vaccine is dangerous, untested, and has injured many Americans.

But he is an anti-vaxxer and you need only to listen to his address to anti-vaxxer group Children’s Health Defense to understand that.

“Let me be clear: You have a strong and steadfast friend in the White House. We’ve accomplished in 19 months things that would have seemed unthinkable two years ago,” he said.

The speech, peppered with questions about long established vaccine safety, also highlighted how once fringe views on vaccines have been given a prominent pulpit under the Trump administration. Kennedy boasted about the administration’s moves to downsize the childhood vaccination schedule and reshape a key vaccine advisory board — steps that have since been halted by a judge.

Kennedy lauded Trump for pushing ahead with attempts to overhaul vaccine guidance, including an executive order last month calling for spacing out the measles, mumps and rubella vaccine, against medical groups’ recommendations.

Again, these are all things that Kennedy promised he would not do in his confirmation hearings. He lied, Congress knows he lied, and he should be impeached for it. And I’ll also say that to state the above in the middle of the largest outbreak of measles in America in over 30 years is wild. Speaking of which…

I’ll See Your Real Deaths And Raise You Fake Vaccine Injuries

Does RFK Jr. care about the 6 dead Americans who have succumbed to the measles under his watch? Sure, according to him. But why aren’t you talking about all the Americans who have been hurt by vaccines?

RFK Jr: "We care about every child who dies from measles. They get headlines. We should care about the children who are dying or suffering or being injured by vaccine injuries."

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-09-17T18:27:51.024Z

Let’s just start off with the obvious: Kennedy doesn’t give a single shit about the people he helped die from measles, particularly in Pennsylvania. Kennedy, like any good sociopath, cares about Kennedy. Regarding the now four measles-related deaths in Pennsylvania, Kennedy reportedly stepped in to keep the CDC from even publicly acknowledging those deaths have occurred. His primary public comments on those deaths have teetered between claiming those deaths may not even have happened and failing to mention them at all while trying to slap around Governor Shapiro online.

Show me real, scientifically validated vaccine injuries and I’ll have an opinion on what should be done about them. It’s not that they don’t exist; rather, it’s that they are tiny in number and are far outweighed by the enormous health benefits of vaccines to the public.

The real point here is that Kennedy’s attempt to pivot to vaccine injuries rather than address actual dead people from measles is a non-sequitur.

Another HHS Panel Of Charlatans

Here we go again. ACIP isn’t the only important health panel that Kennedy decided to remake in his conspiratorial image. Back in May we talked about how Kennedy had fired the leadership of the U.S. Preventative Task Force and largely sidelined their work. The USPSTF is a volunteer group, traditionally made of appointed medical generalists who recommend which preventative care procedures should be covered by insurance companies and which should not.

Kennedy has broken with that tradition by instead installing medical specialists and sycophants of his to the group.

Those fears seemed to be realized today with the announcement of members who are largely out of line with previous appointments. Many of the new members have expressed a shared ideology with Kennedy and the Trump administration. At least one voiced criticism of COVID-19 vaccines. At least two have attacked gender-affirming care. One is not even a doctor but a health economist who has worked with the Trump administration.

Five of the eight members are specialists, including cardiologists, a gastroenterologist, and a radiologist; the USPSTF has previously been made up of people who provide preventive care—generalist and primary care providers. This prevents specialists from swaying recommendations based on conflicts of interest. Notably, the USPSTF’s policy on conflict of interest disclosures has been removed, and the webpage that previously included it said the policy is now being updated.

In a statement Thursday, Willie Underwood, president of the American Medical Association, called Kennedy’s new slate of members “a significant departure from the Task Force’s traditional membership.”

The qualifications for these new members are very clear. They’re donators to the Trump campaign, doctors who are firmly against gender-affirming care, educators who have been critical of COVID vaccines, former Trump White House advisors, and so on. Every single one of these appointments is political in nature, in other words, rather than being focused in any way on actual health outcomes or good science.

The impact of whatever fuckery this panel gets up to will be of a financial nature due to insurance coverage, health outcomes due to availability of care, or both. It also means that any reporting coming out of the panel is immediately suspect, since Kennedy is a well-known meddler and puppeteer in the child agencies that work under his umbrella.

So long science and facts. Hello conspiracy theories and culture war. Good times.

Make Sure You Buy Your N95 Grade Tinfoil Helmet

Speaking at the CHD event, you can really get a sense of just how much solid-footing that group has around vaccine science by examining what else the group is interested in. And for that, we can look at what else Kennedy spoke about outside of vaccine policy.

Ah, yes, EMF and chemtrails. Now we know we’re dealing with very serious people.

EMF conspiracy theories have largely centered on claims that the radiation levels and frequencies of WiFi signals and phone data signals are harmful to those exposed to them. That would be — checks notes — pretty much fucking everyone at this point. The scientific consensus on this sort of thing is quite clear: there is no evidence to suggest that exposure to wireless and 5G signals have any measurable health impact on people and, in fact, those signals don’t contain enough energy to have such an impact.

Kennedy wants to study it more. And if he could be trusted to be an honest broker in any of this, I’d only have a mild problem with a waste of taxpayer funds like this. But Kennedy has proven to be a serial liar who is all too happy to put his thumb on the scales of science to get the outcome he wants. He may as well be spending tax money to study the existence of the Easter Bunny.

As for chemtrails, this has been another long-time passion of Kennedy’s, which should inform you just how far back his departure from reality goes. Chemtrails just simply aren’t a thing. Contrails are, which is when exhaust from plane engines collides with the freezing temperatures at high-altitude and then condenses into ice and eventually clouds of moisture. But the chemtrail claim is that something is being released from commercial planes of a chemical nature that is intentionally dumped onto unsuspecting Americans to do… something.

What that something is can vary from conspiracy theorist to conspiracy theorist, because none of this is actual science. If you’d like to know why Kennedy is particularly interested in chemtrails, well, the potential chemicals being released per these theories are chemicals for weather manipulation (meh), sterilizing agents for population control (unlikely to be that interesting to Kennedy), chemicals that allow for government mind-control (doubtful on this one, what’s next?), and spreading either illnesses, secret vaccines, or both (ding ding ding!)

There’s no reason to believe any of this is occurring. There’s no reason to spend taxpayer money to study it further. But it is a very useful barometer for just how serious the people at CHD are about science, medicine, and basic reality. The answer is they are deeply unserious.

As is Kennedy. Each of the four sections above could have been its own post, as there are more details to get into for each of them. But I think it’s also useful to see them all mashed together so you can get an idea of just how much bullshit and chaos this one man is being allowed to spread over the course of a single day.

As I’ve promised to put on repeat: Get him out of office by any and all peaceful and legal means.

The GOP Implodes, With Just Weeks To Go [The Status Kuo]

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A New York Times and Siena College poll has the GOP groaning. It surveyed 1,503 likely voters from Sept. 8-13 and found Democrats leading by nearly nine points on the so-called generic congressional ballot, with Trump’s approval at 38 percent. A spread that size last showed up in 2018, when Democrats flipped 41 House seats and ended eight years of Republican control.

The news was terrible on nearly every issue. The president’s party trails Democrats by 24 points on health care, and Democrats hold sizable advantages on the economy, foreign policy and even immigration, all once GOP strong suits. Republicans’ only edge in the survey came on AI policy, which very few people in either party understand.

The polling reflects a broad erosion of GOP support, even in some traditional strongholds. An implosion there would be catastrophic, so the GOP is now trying to shore up support among base voters on its home turf.

No bueno if you’re John Thune (R-SD) or Mike Johnson (R-LA) and want to stay in charge of your chamber after the midterms.

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The map keeps turning light pink

Kansas has not elected a Democrat to the Senate since 1932. That’s before even Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) was born. But the GOP is starting to sweat. Per reporting by the New York Times, the White House clicked its heels and sent Vice President JD Vance to Kansas to campaign for Sen. Roger Marshall (R-KS), who began airing an attack ad against his Democratic challenger, Adam Hamilton, the same week. Republicans worry Hamilton, the senior pastor of the largest United Methodist congregation in the country, is gaining steam. He read Vance’s visit as confirmation of his momentum. “The fact that they sent the vice president, I thought, was a really great sign. I just had to go, ‘Wow, cool.’ They realize this thing is in play.”

The visit came just after Marshall was booed and met with chants of “shame on you” at a Kansas State Fair debate. The booing followed a New York Times investigation that found Marshall had filed more than 700 lawsuits against patients with unpaid medical bills during his career as an obstetrician-gynecologist, including some who were arrested for missing court dates. Cook Political Report and Sabato’s Crystal Ball have downgraded the race from “Safe Republican” to “Likely Republican,” and former Republican Gov. Bill Graves crossed party lines to endorse Hamilton.

Nebraska, another red stronghold, is experiencing a similar moment. As the Times reported, a new Republican super PAC called, rather cheekily, “Cornhusker Majority” has reserved $3.7 million in ads this week. The money will defend Sen. Pete Ricketts (R-NE) against independent Dan Osborn. That sum would have been unthinkable a year ago in a state Trump carried three times by double digits. An internal poll by the Osborn campaign found Ricketts’s favorability underwater by 10 points, worse than Osborn’s. This despite a Mitt Romney-like moment when a hot mic caught him saying some Trump voters’ “lives probably suck,” a take he has since apologized for but that we all pretty much understand is true these days.

Kentucky isn’t safely in the red column either. In the state’s 6th District, which Trump carried by 15 points in 2024, a Trump-aligned super PAC has bought $637,000 in ads against Democrat Zach Dembo, according to the Times. Dembo is a Navy veteran and former federal prosecutor who tied his campaign to the new Canada tariffs, telling Lexington’s WKYT that Trump’s import taxes will “crush whatever progress” the bourbon industry has made toward recovery. Dembo was smart to focus on Kentucky whiskey: exports to Canada fell 42 percent over the latest 10 months of data, and the Republican nominee, Ralph Alvarado, had no statement when a local station asked for one.

Georgia now looks out of reach for the GOP, at least in the Senate race. Republicans increasingly appear to have all but thrown in the towel. At a Senate Republican donor meeting in Dallas last week, per the Times, a slide listed four “quality” Senate recruits: Rep. Ashley Hinson in Iowa, Michael Whatley in North Carolina, Mike Rogers in Michigan and John Sununu in New Hampshire. Rep. Mike Collins, the nominee in Georgia, was in the room—but not on the slide. Awkward. The numbers explain the hesitation. A Fox News poll has Sen. Jon Ossoff up 13 points, and an AARP poll conducted by Fabrizio Ward and Impact Research puts his lead at 9 points, outside the margin of error.

The White House isn’t welcome in its own strongholds

Vance is coming to Council Bluffs, Iowa, today, but Rep. Hinson, Iowa’s Republican Senate nominee, is skipping it. Awkward again. Her campaign cites “previously scheduled events” that it has declined to name.

The dodging of Vance is not an isolated case. In Maine last month, Sen. Susan Collins skipped a Vance rally in Brewer, citing a scheduling conflict.

How many times must Vance be avoided before he gets the hint?

The avoidance extends beyond Vance to Trump himself. NBC News reported on Thursday that a handful of Republicans in competitive races are keeping their distance from the president even as he urges voters to treat him as though he were on the ballot.

Some are openly opposing him on policy in a bid to win back voters. As NBC reported,

The latest example came Thursday in Florida, where GOP Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar — usually a staunch Trump supporter — began airing a direct-to-camera TV ad criticizing his mass deportation agenda.

“Mr. President, some of your immigration enforcement efforts have gone too far,” Salazar said in the ad. “In July, 50 percent of the 50,000 people that were detained had no criminal record. Be careful what your advisers are telling you about immigration policy. The same Hispanics who helped you get to the White House in 2024 feel betrayed today.”

As I wrote after the party’s Dallas “midterm convention” earlier this month, fewer than half of the Republican candidates in this year’s most competitive House and Senate races were listed as convention speakers. At least one vulnerable House member, Iowa’s Zach Nunn, told reporters he was skipping it to stay home in his district. Joshua Blank, research director for the Texas Politics Project, summed it up plainly: “Hugging Donald Trump is really good in the Republican primary. It remains to be seen whether it’s helpful in a competitive general election in 2026.”

Rep. Thomas Massie, who is leaving Congress after losing his primary to a Trump-backed challenger, told reporters at the Capitol this week that 2026 is shaping up like 2006, when Republicans lost both chambers amid an unpopular war. “This was Donald Trump’s election to lose, and he’s doing everything he can to lose it,” Massie said, pointing to the war in Iran and its effect on diesel and gasoline prices.

A slew of bad economic news

As I wrote about this week, the Fed raised interest rates for the first time since 2023, lifting the federal funds rate by a quarter point to a target range of 3.75 to 4 percent in a 12-0 vote. The Fed’s projections point to another hike by December. The timing could hardly be worse for Trump and Republicans, coming seven weeks before midterms already dominated by voter anger over the cost of living. Higher interest rates mean higher payments on credit cards, adjustable-rate mortgages and auto loans—all at a time when affordability is paramount to most midterm voters.

The war driving that decision keeps growing more expensive, too. Apart from the upfront costs, estimated by the Congressional Budget Office at $38 billion through July, more than 40 percent of the growth in personal consumption inflation last quarter can be traced to higher energy costs from disruptions in the Strait of Hormuz.

The situation on the ground—or in this case, in the water—is also deteriorating rapidly. As I detailed separately, a second oil chokepoint is now compounding the first. The Houthis’ seizure of Mokha and Perim Island near the Bab el-Mandeb—also known as the Gate of (MAGA) Tears—has driven Brent crude above $108 a barrel, its highest level since May, and pushed diesel past $6 a gallon for the first time on record. The costs are rippling through the economy well beyond the pump: Amazon, UPS, FedEx and the U.S. Postal Service have all added fuel-related surcharges, and executives at Kroger and Smithfield Foods have warned investors that pressure on grocery prices is intensifying.

Diesel hit yet another record Thursday, nearly $6.40 a gallon, with the national gas average above $4.40. Trump’s response, at a Wednesday night rally in Gastonia, North Carolina, for Senate nominee Michael Whatley, was to double down on the importance of a war no one else but Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu wanted: “It’s a very inexpensive price to pay for what we’ve done,” Trump offered. “Remember that. It’s a little more. Frankly, even if it was a lot more.”

That is not a winning midterm message, if anyone is still wondering.

It’s also a decidedly mixed one. Vance, for example, struck a different note entirely two days earlier on the All-In podcast, asking voters for patience rather than defending the record: “Give us another chance, or give us another couple of years, to continue to work on the amazing things that we’ve been doing for the past two years.” House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries responded on social media, “Get Lost. It’s over for MAGA extremism in November.”

Higher fuel costs are now showing up in the data. August’s Consumer Price Index rose 3.4 percent year over year, with gasoline up 27.4 percent. Speaker Mike Johnson did not dispute the numbers: “Gas prices are too high right now; diesel prices are too high. There is a very simple reason for it. It is tied to the Strait of Hormuz.”

Finish that thought, Mr. Speaker. And why is the Strait of Hormuz a problem now?

Republicans are conceding that throwing money at the election hasn’t solved the underlying problem. Republican super PACs have booked more than $140 million in ads since Labor Day, but GOP strategists admit a spending advantage only goes so far when a candidate is trying to outrun the national mood.

Rep. Richard Hudson (R-NC), who chairs House Republicans’ campaign committee, acknowledged that the war was “not helpful” but argued the bigger issue is that voters don’t know what the GOP-led Congress has done. “A lot of voters don’t know the policies we passed,” he said.

To the contrary, I’d offer. If voters better understood the signature policy the GOP did pass into law, they’d probably be even angrier. The Medicaid cuts, for example, which will hit rural areas hardest, conveniently don’t kick in until after the midterms.

The GOP’s own reckoning — and retreat

Republican strategists no longer bother to spin the environment privately. “It points out the obvious that Republicans are in pretty bad shape going into the midterms and that they’re looking at historic losses,” GOP strategist Terry Holt said last month. “The question is whether some of these races can be saved with some miraculous turnout that apparently is going to be very expensive or whether or not the mood in this country can be changed fundamentally.”

Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) struck a confident note from across the aisle. “We have never felt better,” he said, though he cautioned “it’s not an easy map.” Jeffries went further: “Republicans are panicking and are on the brink of losing the House, with the Senate not far behind.” But Democrats aren’t resting on their advantage. They are pressing it, and hard.

The coming reckoning morphed into a retreat this week. Speaker Johnson sent everyone home Wednesday for a seven-week campaign recess, cutting the session short and abandoning a floor vote on Massie’s articles of impeachment against Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth over his conduct of the Iran war. The House will not return until after the Nov. 3 election. The recess also avoids a vote on a second Epstein files discharge petition, which has reached 218 signatures, according to co-sponsor Rep. Ro Khanna.

Johnson dismissed the impeachment push as “a stunt” and insisted the early departure had nothing to do with these measures, but Massie used his own floor time to tear into the decision: “We’re calling off Congress? And we’re in the majority? I’m trying to get justice for the Epstein survivors. I’m trying to stop a war.”

Before the recess, the House passed its third war-powers resolution aimed at ending the Iran war, 220-204, with a record seven Republicans breaking from the president. That’s up from four defections during the previous attempt.

Unsurprisingly, some of the new defectors are defending toss-up House districts, and they know what continued support for this unpopular war could do to their electoral chances.

11:00 AM

Desperate DHS Demanded Info On Beanie Cap Buyers While Trying To Prosecute Journalists [Techdirt]

Some day we’ll look back at this and laugh. I mean, I would hope so.

The DOJ and DHS are still trying to put people in jail for protesting a church whose pastor was also an ICE officer. Ultimately, the protesters entered the church and disrupted the service. Among those entering the church were a few journalists, including (formerly of CNN) Don Lemon and his partner.

While the DOJ has (with limited success) managed to make some minor charges against protesters stick (given the invasion and disruption of a religious service), it has failed to land the biggest fish: Don Lemon and local independent journalist, Georgia Fort.

Not for a lack of trying. The DOJ has done everything it can to put these two in jail. And by “everything,” I mean ignoring two consecutive federal court rulings forbidding the arrest and charging of two journalists. On the back end, the DHS’s Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) has pitched in by tossing subpoenas in the general direction of everyone in hope of finding something it can use to salvage these two high-profile (and highly unconstitutional) arrests.

These subpoenas aren’t being issued for the reasons they say they’re being issued. DHS is deliberately abusing a law that allows it to self-issue subpoenas to obtain evidence of customs violations. Some journalists covering a protest in a church obviously isn’t an issue of customs law, which covers things like import/export fees and verifying the provenance of items entering the United States.

This administration doesn’t really care which law it exploits to get what it wants (or which laws it breaks for the same reason). And that’s how an investigation that’s (somehow) being led by HSI is deliberately misusing administrative subpoenas for the sole purpose of (possibly?) identifying people who participated in this church protest.

This should be satire. Instead, it’s just another day in Trump’s America:

New court filings allege that Homeland Security Investigations agents subpoenaed the outdoor retailer in March, requesting the transaction information for “all persons” in the greater Minneapolis-St. Paul area who had purchased a specific type of dark green beanie from the company since 2024. REI did not respond to questions about whether it had complied with the request and, if so, how many people are affected.

That is some wild shit. These are not the actions of a normal law enforcement agency. (Then again, any normal law enforcement agency would have settled for whatever disturbing the peace charges they could secure, rather than try, try, and try again to turn protected First Amendment expression into federal felony charges.) These are the actions of aberrant humans who have somehow managed to secure all the power they need to do whatever they fuck they want, so long as whatever the fuck they want coincides with Trump doing whatever the fuck he wants.

There’s no telling at this point whether or not the retailer complied with the subpoena. REI isn’t legally obligated to respond to administrative subpoenas and is fully within its rights to bring it to the attention of the courts if it feels the request is, legally speaking, absurd bullshit.

If this were just REI and a bizarre beanie hunt, it might have been just some exploratory flailing that ultimately confirmed HSI was better off doing some actual, you know, investigating. But there’s plenty of iceberg below this auspicious, beanie-capped tip:

The subpoena to REI was one of 92 sent as part of HSI’s investigation into the defendants, according to the court filings. Other recipients included social media companies, airlines, telecom providers, a car rental company, and a state employment agency. At least one subpoena sent to an unnamed airline, the filings allege, asked not only for information about a defendant’s past flights, but also requested that the airline give HSI a “lookout notification” about the defendant’s travel in the future. 

I’m going to repeat myself. All of these subpoenas were issued under the same authority — an authority that has absolutely nothing to do with the alleged crimes being (supposedly) investigated by the feds. These are all “1509” subpoenas, referencing the statute allowing for their creation. Here’s what they’re supposed to be used for:

In any investigation or inquiry conducted for the purpose of ascertaining the correctness of any entry, for determining the liability of any person for duty, fees and taxes due or duties, fees and taxes which may be due the United States, for determining liability for fines and penalties, or for insuring compliance with the laws of the United States administered by the United States Customs Service…

Obviously, an alleged “invasion” of a church during service by protesters isn’t a violation of customs laws. Neither is entering a church to cover a protest, like the two journalists Trump wants to see rung up/hung up did. And any recipient of these subpoenas should have contacted their lawyers and/or thrown the meaningless summonses into the nearest trash can.

What they shouldn’t do is what T-Mobile did when it received this bullshit demand for info:

Attorneys for Georgia Fort, a journalist and one of the defendants in the Minnesota case, wrote in a court filing that they were “stunned” when they realized that the government had obtained logs detailing six months’ of Fort’s calls and text messages from T-Mobile after the government sent a customs summons to the telecom provider. 

This government can’t win without cheating. And in these cases, it’s finding it can’t even break even without cheating. But just because it can’t get the convictions it needs to make Trump happy doesn’t mean it should be excused for its actions. This is truly dangerous stuff being performed by alleged law enforcement agencies that don’t actually care what the law says or what it actually authorizes them to do.

08:00 AM

Ctrl-Alt-Speech: No Child Left Online [Techdirt]

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04:00 AM

Court Tells Imran Ahmed His First Amendment Claim May Be Real, Just Not Reviewable. [Techdirt]

Well, this is unfortunate. Late last year, Marco Rubio’s State Department declared that it had banned five people from entering the US because of their speech. Most of them work, in one way or another, on fighting hate speech online, including Imran Ahmed, the head of the Center for Countering Digital Hate (CCDH). As I’ve made clear over the years, I think that Ahmed and CCDH play fast and loose with their work, pushing sketchy research that is then used to create a misleading moral panic about certain online services.

But he should be protected by the First Amendment in his right to publish weak research. I said as much when Elon Musk sued CCDH in an obvious SLAPP suit, and again when the judge dismissed that lawsuit (while noting that it was clearly censorial).

But the State Department barring him from the US is a much thornier problem. Ahmed isn’t a US citizen, but he is a lawful permanent resident with an American wife and child. It’s a little harder to “bar” someone from a country he actually lives in. Indeed, it would have to involve deporting him out of the country first. So Ahmed, reasonably, challenged the designation by the State Department.

Unfortunately, last week, Judge Loretta Preska dismissed that challenge, saying that the court had no jurisdiction over the matter at this time, because the government hadn’t yet actually tried to deport Ahmed. The judge suggests her hands are tied:

Ultimately, while Mr. Ahmed may very well have valid causes of action, his claims are premature, and Congress has determined that this Court may not review them….

The issue, basically, is that while Rubio has barred Ahmed from the US, he hasn’t started actual deportation procedures against him. As the court notes, back in the 1990s, Congress passed the Illegal Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act, which, among other things, stripped the federal courts of jurisdiction to review most deportation decisions, channeling whatever review remains into a single appeal after a final removal order. The REAL ID Act in 2005 added even more teeth to this, going even further in restricting what judges could review.

This has been a huge mess and has always raised serious red flags among civil liberties groups, and anyone who believes in basic due process.

Here, the Court finds that section 1252(g) strips this Court of subject matter jurisdiction. Although Mr. Ahmed claims he only seeks to “prevent his unlawful arrest, detention, and transfer,” … his Amended Complaint shows otherwise. Indeed, Mr. Ahmed alleges that “[t]his Court should vacate and set aside the Defendants’ efforts to target Mr. Ahmed, declare Defendants’ actions be illegal, enjoin Defendants from arresting, detaining, transferring, or deporting Mr. Ahmed from this district unless Defendants establish that their actions are lawful and do not violate the Constitution’s protections against retaliation and discrimination.” … The relief Plaintiff seeks is barred by section 1252(g) because, if granted, an injunction would prevent the Government from commencing removal proceedings against him — precisely the action Congress has removed from this Court’s authority.

So Ahmed can’t challenge the designation by Rubio, with the court saying he can only raise it after he’s received a final removal order, at which point he may be able to file a “petition for review” with the appropriate appeals court.

“[T]aken together, §1252(a)(5) and §1252(b)(9) mean that any issue — whether legal or factual — arising from any removal-related activity can be reviewed only through a petition for review filed with an appropriate court of appeals.”

While this may be the correct interpretation of current law, it should be horrifying to anyone who believes in the First Amendment (even if you buy Rubio’s claim that Ahmed himself would prefer to suppress the legal speech of Americans). Even if you could understand the logic of removing the jurisdiction of the federal courts from hearing deportation cases (and I don’t actually understand that logic), this is clearly not a standard deportation case.

The sole reason Ahmed faces the possibility of deportation, and the only plausible reason he landed on this list, is his obviously constitutionally protected speech criticizing Elon Musk, one of the biggest bankrollers of the Republican party. The decision to punish him has zero to do with immigration, and absolutely everything to do with attacking him for expressing his opinions.

That alone should be enough for a court to review on First Amendment grounds, separate from whether the deportation process itself is reviewable. The designation itself is the government punishing someone inside the United States for protected speech. The First Amendment is supposed to bar exactly that.

Tragically, because of Congress’s shameful decision thirty years ago to effectively block judicial review of immigration issues, we’re left in a position where Ahmed basically has zero recourse as Marco Rubio gets to punish him for his speech. And all of this is happening while Rubio’s State Department is lecturing European governments about their assaults on free expression. It turns out the government most eager to punish a person for disfavored speech is the one doing the lecturing.

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Research Shows ICE Raids Are Killing Local Economies [Techdirt]

Contrary to the “worst of the worst” posturing presented by the Trump administration, it’s long been known that immigrants (both legal or otherwise) commit fewer crimes than natural-born US citizens:

Our consistent finding is that legal immigrants have the lowest incarceration rates, followed by illegal immigrants, and that native-born Americans have the highest. Illegal immigrants are half as likely to be incarcerated as native-born Americans, and legal immigrants are 74 percent less likely to be incarcerated….

A bunch of weird racists like to argue about these findings, claiming that this lower crime rate only presents itself because the natural-born group doesn’t factor out Black people, which these bigots assume commit so many crimes that it makes white people look like menaces to society. Not so, says the bemused Cato Institute, which not only delivers more facts but calls out these bigots for their stupid bigotry.

A persistent criticism of Cato’s paper in this series is that the native-born incarceration rate is only higher because black native-born Americans have a high incarceration rate (see Table 1 from our paper). It’s certainly true that black native-born Americans have the highest incarceration rates of any ethnic or racial group in any immigrant category. However, the high black American incarceration rate does not overturn our results. It merely narrows them. Immigrants have lower incarceration rates even without considering black native-born rates….

[…]

Excluding only black native-born Americans and keeping black immigrants in the sample, which doesn’t make sense but critics have brought it up, produces almost identical results.

Watching bigots own themselves is always fun. But it hasn’t stopped the “worst of the worst” rhetoric from the bigots running the administration, which continues to make this claim even though they have to know the facts don’t back them up.

As of June 14, ICE had booked into detention 204,297 individuals (since October 1, 2024, the start of fiscal year 2025). Of those book-ins, 65 percent, or 133,687 individuals, had no criminal convictions. Moreover, more than 93 percent of ICE book-ins were never convicted of any violent offenses. About nine in ten had no convictions for violent or property offenses. Most convictions (53 percent) fell into three main categories: immigration, traffic, or nonviolent vice crimes.

It’s all about removing people this white nationalist government doesn’t like and has nothing to do with making America safer.

But this same administration is also taking some damage from inflation rates it can’t bring down, oil prices its actions continue to keep sky-high, and a runaway deficit it appears entirely unwilling to rein in. Given all of this, you’d think it might want to welcome more migrants to the US, rather than eject as many as possible in the shortest time possible.

Here’s the real news about migrants: they pay more taxes, use fewer government resources, and — if allowed — could be the best way to dig us out of the GOP-exacerbated deficit hole. Once again, it’s the Cato Institute delivering the facts the administration would prefer to ignore:

  • Every year from 1994 to 2023, immigrants have paid more in taxes than they received in benefits.
  • Immigrants generated nearly $10.6 trillion more in federal, state, and local taxes than they induced in total government spending.
  • Accounting for savings on interest payments on the national debt, immigrants saved $14.5 trillion in debt over this 30-year period.

Given all of this, it should come as no surprise that flooding cities with ICE officers and engaging in a concerted war on migrants tends to hurt the people the GOP most often pretends to care about: US citizens and small business owners.

A new study shows that the widespread fear and isolation caused by the immigration crackdowns that began in early 2025 had a significant economic toll on Chicago commerce, draining over $1.26 billion from local businesses.

The report, published by the University of Illinois Chicago, used anonymous cellphone GPS data to track movement between immigrant and non-immigrant neighborhoods throughout Chicago’s Cook County. Researchers found that the routine back-and-forth between these areas collapsed almost immediately after President Donald Trump took office on Jan. 20, 2025, amid rampant rumors and the subsequent sweeps that Chicago would be targeted for immediate Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) raids.

According to the report, local businesses have seen a 9% drop in sales, with restaurants being hit the hardest, with a nearly 10% reduction in sales. Most small businesses are incapable of surviving single-digit sales declines (especially in retail where margins are tightest). Restaurants have always been a gamble, but when the government interferes (even indirectly) with your clientele, the risk increases and chance of survival drops precipitously.

Meanwhile, the front-mouths of the administration continue to pretend terrorizing entire communities somehow provides more jobs for Americans. But it’s a rising tide that lifts all boats. A tsunami of enforcement might lift boats, but only before it smashes them against the nearest hard surface, to follow this metaphor to its Trumpian conclusion.

Then there’s the human cost that can’t be captured in year-over-year sales figures:

“I have to go grocery shopping, but I haven’t. What if ICE is there?” a Chicago waitress named Caridad told NPR at the time, requesting that her last name be withheld, for fear of being targeted. “People are more than afraid, they’re panicking.”

People are going without the necessities of life because the trade-off for patronizing a local business might be their actual lives and freedoms. The retailer loses business. The residents lose whatever’s left of their autonomy. And those who still want to maintain some resemblance of a normal live are either risking their freedom by leaving the house or paying a premium to have someone else (read: delivery services) do the things they used to do themselves. And in this economy, choosing the second option simply isn’t sustainable.

If you add it all up, the best way for cities, states, and the federal government to bounce back before we hit another Great Depression would be to immediately cease these anti-migrant efforts and do more to ensure migrants who are already here — and contributing more than their fair share to the economy and public safety — are provided a clear, safe, and expedited path to naturalization. To do otherwise is to be part of the problem, rather than a solution for whatever appears to lacking from America’s “greatness.”

Comcast NBC Universal Is Scared To Release The New Elon Musk Documentary [Techdirt]

Have I mentioned lately that media consolidation is bad and people who care about an informed electorate and democratic integrity should fight to restore federal media consolidation limits illegally destroyed by the Trump administration and FCC boss Brendan Carr?

Anyway, there’s a new Alex Gibney documentary coming out about Elon Musk that takes him to task for being a white supremacist far right wing con man with a head full of conspiracy theories and recreational ketamine.

It purports to take a closer look at all of Musk’s greatest hits, whether it’s the rampant product misrepresentation resulting in mass human deaths, his tendency to take endless credit for the work of actual engineers, his descent into white supremacist madness, or his time at DOGE spent killing millions of people by destroying government programs he wasn’t empathic or smart enough to understand.

Obviously Elon Musk isn’t excited about this and despite endless claims that he’s a “free speech absolutist,” has already threatened Gibney with legal action. At the same time, it appears that Comcast NBC Universal executives are scared of upsetting Trump and Musk, and as a result are having second thoughts about releasing the documentary in the U.S. this fall:

“The company has not dated the movie, has not communicated with the filmmaking team about its plans, and generally appears to be rethinking the release of a project that it once showed high enthusiasm for but is now politically sensitive for parts of the Trump administration.

Two people with knowledge of the dynamic who were not authorized to speak publicly tell The Hollywood Reporter that while a final decision has not been made and that several outcomes were possible, they believed that Universal would ultimately decide against releasing the film and return rights to the movie to filmmakers.”

Very courageous. Did I mention that media consolidation is bad?

You’re seeing this kind of fecklessness all across our billionaire-owned consolidated corporate press. Jeff Bezos’ Amazon was happy to release low-quality agitprop about the president’s wife, but backed away from releasing the Sam Altman film Artificial shortly after it got into business with OpenAI. Larry Ellison is trying to buy CNN and CBS to push them toward even lazier, pro-oligarch propaganda.

Comcast/NBC/Universal has been lobbying the FCC for years to eliminate media consolidation limits preventing the big four major networks from merging. They’re also keen to get regulatory approval for what will likely be a major sale of some or all of its spun-off TV assets. And, of course, Comcast executives just generally love deregulation, tax cuts, and the steady evisceration of federal consumer protection.

This particular film will likely be fine. People increasingly despise Elon Musk and are eager to watch it. It will not only land somewhere else, it’s likely the filmmakers will be paid both a kill fee and a second time for distribution rights. But other, more challenging projects speaking truth to power might not have the same luck in an environment so overtly hostile to speaking truth to wealth and power.

Republicans and corporations are dead set on dominating what’s left of corporate media to wage a protracted propaganda war against informed consensus and democracy itself. Democrats, meanwhile, have proven too incompetent, captured, or feckless to have any sort of meaningful media reform strategy any time in the last quarter century (spoiler: it starts with consistently enforcing antitrust law).

That desperately needs to change or what’s left of the American experiment is cooked.

12:00 AM

A series of bad decisions [Seth Godin's Blog on marketing, tribes and respect]

Sometimes we make poor choices.

And, unrelated to that, sometimes bad luck happens.

The real problem kicks in after that.

One bad decision after another. Choices that compound the problem instead of solving it. Digging a deeper hole, amplifying the damage and spreading the effects through space and time.

We often try to justify previous errors by making them again.

We defend sunk costs.

We choose the path of the victim.

We misunderstand the bad luck that came before or decide to teach the universe a lesson.

It might be that we overreact and run away from good options merely because we stumbled last time. Or we could fail to see the pattern and choose to repeat it.

Every decision is a new event. We have new information, new options and most of all, we’re smarter than we were last time.

If we want to be.

      

Friday 2026-09-18

07:00 PM

Kanji of the Day: 最 [Kanji of the Day]

✍12

小4

utmost, most, extreme

サイ シュ

もっと.も つま

最初   (さいしょ)   —   beginning
最後   (さいご)   —   end
最近   (さいきん)   —   recently
最高   (さいこう)   —   best
最大   (さいだい)   —   biggest
最低   (さいてい)   —   least
最も   (もっとも)   —   most
最終更新   (さいしゅうこうしん)   —   last update
最新   (さいしん)   —   latest
最終   (さいしゅう)   —   last

Generated with kanjioftheday by Douglas Perkins.

Kanji of the Day: 諦 [Kanji of the Day]

✍16

中学

truth, clarity, abandon, give up

テイ タイ

あきら.める つまびらか まこと

諦め   (あきらめ)   —   resignation
諦める   (あきらめる)   —   to give up
諦観   (ていかん)   —   clear insight
諦めがつく   (あきらめがつく)   —   to resign oneself (to)
要諦   (ようてい)   —   important point
諦念   (ていねん)   —   understanding and acceptance
諦めが付く   (あきらめがつく)   —   to resign oneself (to)
苦諦   (くたい)   —   truth of suffering
四諦   (したい)   —   The Four Noble Truths
道諦   (どうたい)   —   truth of the way to the cessation of suffering

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How We Built a Data Warehouse Using ClickHouse [Let's Encrypt]

When the scripts that generate the data for letsencrypt.org/stats broke yet again, we decided to retire it rather than repair it. Let’s Encrypt issues six to ten million certificates each day, producing a large volume of logs that keeps growing. It became increasingly time-consuming and difficult to answer questions about our own issuance like “how many certificates use the ‘shortlived’ profile.” Using raw logs, this requires finding, parsing and extracting relevant portions of loglines. Querying the database behind our issuance API is not a practical option, as it’s built for transactions rather than analysis. We’d also used a log search SaaS product, but our bills were growing much faster than we’d like, and while it was fine for searching, it wasn’t able to do the analytic workloads we needed. We knew we could dream bigger and better.

Daily certificate issuance over the last 180 days
Daily issuance of Let’s Encrypt certificates over the last 180 days

This led us to seek a self-hosted solution with efficient storage for structured data in addition to logs. We chose ClickHouse because of its potential as a data warehouse; the combination of cost-efficient storage and fast aggregation over large datasets appealed to us. A bonus of ClickHouse is that it is open source, a key principle valued by Let’s Encrypt.

The first step in building our new infrastructure was to purchase new hardware. To back our ClickHouse warehouse, we bought three PowerEdge R7715 servers. Each is equipped with a 32-core AMD EPYC 9355P 3.55GHz processor, 384 GB of RAM and 32 × 3.2TB NVMe drives, working out to roughly 100TB raw storage. With structured data and 100 days’ worth of logs already in our database, we are only at ~14% of total capacity, leaving lots of room for future growth.

Logs are the bulk of our storage use and the foundation of our structured data, as every other table we build is derived from them. When it comes to log search, ClickHouse covers our basic needs with quick ingest and interactive SQL. However, there are query ergonomics that we want to improve, like using OpenTelemetry’s tracing features and ClickHouse’s tokenization settings.

Our primary target for structured data are our issuance records. A materialized view extracts those records from logs into their own table, and further views pre-aggregate from there. One such view counts issuance by day per profile. Now, questions like “what is our issuance by profile over the last 180 days” can be answered within milliseconds.

Daily certificate issuance by profile over the last 180 days
Daily issuance count of certificates by profile, excluding “classic”, over the last 180 days

We used this approach to completely rebuild the pipeline for our public stats page. The scripts we abandoned used to take hours each day to read and process dozens of compressed data files. The Rube-Goldberg-Machine-like collection of steps failed several times a year, requiring us to intervene and fix it. ClickHouse now computes those same stats in less than 10 seconds. Aside from pre-aggregated issuance tables, we can accomplish this because ClickHouse’s native functions are capable of quick and complex aggregations. Below is a simplified snippet of our materialized view for daily stats, counting the unique set of active domains over months across millions of rows. Two things to point out about this query: array handling means we can query nested fields without reshaping the underlying data, and uniq uses approximations to stay fast at scale.

SELECT
uniq(arrayJoin(arrayMap(x -> x.value, arrayFilter(x -> x.type = 'dns', identifiers)))) AS fqdns_active,
uniq(arrayJoin(etld_plus_one)) AS reg_domains_active
FROM boulder.cert_issuances
WHERE not_before >= yesterday() - 90
 AND not_after >= yesterday()
 AND not_before <= yesterday()

Our ClickHouse issuance data also addresses the previous headache of identifying affected certificates during incidents. It used to take hours of engineer time to correctly scan and parse logs to find the affected set of serials or hours of computing time to return results from database queries, competing with production transactional load. Now, however, there is no log wrestling required, and because queries return quickly, we can iterate toward the right one in minutes rather than hours.

Not everything we needed came with ClickHouse. For scheduled reports, we built our own custom tool that queries ClickHouse and exports formatted results. It cost additional engineering time to design it to fit our needs, but we’ve seen payoffs already. Old reports were clunky to read and required chasing down context by hand. New reports, on the other hand, streamline security reviews via neat formatting and linking directly to relevant pages. The same reporting tool was repurposed for our revitalized stats pipeline as well.

The biggest challenge was backfilling data. While OTel collector handles live log ingestion well for us, it didn’t suit the task of backfilling historical logs. We couldn’t find throttling settings that handled the bulk import reliably – a large portion of files were silently dropped – and the alternative meant breaking up the import by hand. We instead switched to ClickHouse’s native S3 import method, standing up an S3-compatible gateway in front of our old logs to do so. While this avoided the earlier obstacles, this process required trial and error to match ingestion rules to OTel collector’s parsing to ensure the ingested logs matched regardless of whether they were backfilled or streamed in. Two lessons: don’t run bulk historical imports through a streaming collector, and match parsing rules across paths before you start.

One schema decision made these iterations cheap. For tables we anticipated requiring backfilling or recalculation, we deliberately chose the ReplacingMergeTree engine, so re-ingesting corrected rows simply replaced the old ones. This also came in handy for a materialized view computing aggregations across other rows. We got the calculations wrong more than once, and each time all we had to do was re-run the query rather than surgically remove bad rows. For tables without the engine, we did OPTIMIZE TABLE ... DEDUPLICATE BY, which was expensive, but only needed to be run once.

We hope that this is just the start, especially with our shorter certificate lifetimes and post-quantum certificates on the horizon. We plan to take full advantage of our new warehouse, extracting and pre-aggregating data that answers questions other teams care about, the way we did for issuance. Better analysis improves our operations and makes transparency cheaper, as our rebuilt stats page shows.

Active certificates and domains since 2016
Daily certificate issuance stats since 2016

With powerful analytics in hand and only ~14% of our storage in use, we have room to store and analyze more than ever before.

06:00 PM

Pluralistic: Textured (18 Sep 2026) [Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow]

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A series of high-magnification views of a seemingly smooth human heart valve, revealing the rough texture under extreme close-up.

Textured (permalink)

I'm going to come right out and say it: statistical extrapolation is fine. One of the most useful ways to understand the present and anticipate the future is to measure the things that happened in the past, find the correlations among them, and extrapolate likely future outcomes from those correlations.

There is nothing wrong with this method. It is a productive and reliable way to uncover the causal relationships between natural phenomena, and to find ways to influence the world. If you discover that A reliably causes B, you can do A whenever you want B to happen.

However, the fact that this method works for some things does not mean that it works for all things. Naive, "theory-free" statistical extrapolation (the method that LLMs rely on) has hard limits. LLMs are very good at finding areas of statistical regularity and producing new material that matches this statistical picture: you can use an LLM to produce strings of words that are statistically indistinguishable from sentences and strings of pixels that are statistically indistinguishable from images.

The single most exciting and interesting thing about LLMs is how well this works. Call an LLM "a word-guessing program" and AI boosters will accuse you of reductionism. But the LLM is just guessing words, and the remarkable and amazing thing about this fact is the sheer plausibility of the sentences this method produces.

Before the rise of LLMs, nearly everyone overestimated the statistical irregularity of routine sentences. Our intuition insists that the world is textured, but it turns out that there's far more smoothness in the distribution of natural phenomena, including the actions that we take of our own free will. The same goes for image generation, music generation, and other output from "generative AI" programs.

When I call an LLM a word-guessing program, that's not a dismissal. It's an acknowledgment of the degree to which the tactic of guessing words has exceeded all expectations in the production of sensible-seeming, conversational-seeming sentences and paragraphs. It's all right to be surprised by how similar the output from a conscious being and a word-guessing program can be. It's surprising!

Since the 1950s, researchers have applied the "AI" label to an incoherent grab-bag of technologies that share one characteristic: each one is designed to perform tasks that are considered to be the province of conscious minds. Each one of these "AI" technologies has failed in important ways, but the one way in which every single one of them has succeeded is in refining our own understanding of which things are truly and solely the product of conscious intervention.

The thing we're calling "AI" this year has also succeeded in this way. We've learned that the sentences and other communiques produced by conscious minds have more statistical regularity than previously understood. Again, it's okay to be excited after learning this fact about yourself and your species and its endeavors.

But there are hard limits to the usefulness of these methods, and the fact that AI bosses and boosters can't or won't acknowledge this has led to the current cul-de-sac in which we're spending trillions and emitting gigatons of carbon to produce diminishing returns, even as we fire an army of workers and replace them with defective chatbots that can't do their jobs.

That's because the statistical regularity of the natural world and our activities in it are the backdrop against which the statistical surprises occur, and it's those surprises that make all the difference.

Some weeks ago, I recorded a podcast with a host who was a giant AI booster who claimed that since he could predict what his wife was going to say, and the LLM-powered predictive typing on her phone could predict what she was going to say, that her phone understood her the way he did. This is an obviously repellent idea and you have to feel for this guy's poor wife.

And also: the fact that you can use a statistical lookup table to predict what words someone is going to say doesn't mean you understand them, a fact that you will learn the minute that person says something surprising, like "I want a divorce."

If your "understanding" of your partner is entirely grounded in a statistical record of their utterances and deeds, such that when they do A, you anticipate that B will come next, you will have no ability to cope with a surprise like "I want a divorce." To handle an "I want a divorce" event, you need to actually have a theory about your partner, about how they feel and why, and the factors that might cause that to change.

Surprises are everything. A surprise is the seam of gold in the wall of quartz; it's the friend who confesses they've fallen in love with you; it's the moment when you and the party and the GM all come up with an amazing way to kill the dragon and then roll a natural 20. Surprise is the difference between Pi and 3.11111111111111111111111111111… Dylan going electric is a surprise. A surprise is Miles Davis choosing not to play a note in a phrase. A surprise is Picasso's cubism and Kahlo's mustache.

It's a mistake to interpret the statistical regularity of your life with your spouse as meaning that they're indistinguishable from the output of an LLM. The LLM's statistical picture is always incomplete: it sands off, rounds down or truncates the final couple decimal places, and those smoothings make all the difference, the way the pinch of salt makes all the difference to the chocolate.

Lots of things seem smooth to the naked eye: glass, stainless steel, ice, polished wood. Put those "smooth" materials under a high-magnification microscope and you discover a whole world of tiny irregularities, a texture to reality. Most of the time, you can treat these things as "smooth," but that roughness matters: it's the fracture line the glass cracks on, the place where the ice starts to melt, the grain where the wood starts to warp. The danger of forgetting that your "smooth" thing only seems smooth is that you'll only know how to make it work, and will be totally at sea when it fails.

You can scan the night sky with a radio telescope night after night and only find things that fit with our existing theories of the universe. But you keep scanning, because somewhere out there is a surprise that will open up a deep mystery:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wow!_signal

With LLMs, we have invented a machine that uncovers the statistical regularities in our seemingly irregular world, and we have learned that the roughness is rarer than our intuition led us to believe. This machine will also produce statistically regular, smooth output that has the seeming of understanding and consciousness. But – by definition – it can't contain any of our future surprises, because it's just trained on the things we already know, and if we knew about something, it wouldn't be a surprise anymore.

(Image: Zhaoxing Wang, Kunpeng Wang & Yan Xu, CC BY 4.0, modified)


Hey look at this (permalink)



A shelf of leatherbound history books with a gilt-stamped series title, 'The World's Famous Events.'

Object permanence (permalink)

#25yrsago RIP Mr Dressup https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/mr-dressup-ernie-coombs-dies-after-stroke-1.294923

#20yrsago Diebold voting machines opened with hotel minibar key https://blog.citp.princeton.edu/2006/09/18/hotel-minibar-keys-open-diebold-voting-machines/

#15yrsago Russian oligarch sucker-punches rival billionaire on talk show https://www.theguardian.com/media/2011/sep/18/alexander-lebedev-russian-tv-punchup

#15yrsago HOWTO track down a con-artist https://web.archive.org/web/20110923143613/http://www.popehat.com/2011/09/10/anatomy-of-a-scam-investigation-chapter-one/

#10yrsago International Criminal Court in the Hague will now try CEOs https://web.archive.org/web/20160919000813/http://www.telesurtv.net/english/news/CEOs-Can-Now-Be-Prosecuted-Like-War-Criminals-at-the-Hague-20160916-0013.html

#10yrsago Italy on the verge of the stupidest censorship law in European history https://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/transcription.pdf


Upcoming appearances (permalink)

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Latest books (permalink)



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Upcoming books (permalink)

  • "The Post-American Internet," a geopolitical sequel of sorts to Enshittification, Farrar, Straus and Giroux, 2027

  • "Unauthorized Bread": a middle-grades graphic novel adapted from my novella about refugees, toasters and DRM, FirstSecond, April 20, 2027

  • "Enshittification, Why Everything Suddenly Got Worse and What to Do About It" (the graphic novel), Firstsecond, 2027

  • "The Memex Method," Farrar, Straus, Giroux, 2027



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  • "The Post-American Internet," a sequel to "Enshittification," about the better world the rest of us get to have now that Trump has torched America. Fourth draft completed. Submitted to editor.

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03:00 PM

Buc-ee’s Extracts 850k Settlement From Born United For Parody Usage [Techdirt]

If you thought we were done with the trademark bullying drama resulting from gas station and convenience store chain Buc-ee’s, you were wrong. While we’re still waiting for this corporation to take up John Oliver’s request to sue him for creating parody merchandize of the Buc-ee’s brand, the company has decided to do what bullies always do and pick on smaller entities instead.

Speaking of parody, over the summer Buc-ee’s sued Born United, a clothing and merch brand that specifically makes parody products of famous brands. Interestingly, one of the owners of Born United at the time was Tom Fernandez, a South Carolina state senator. Fernandez was pretty adamant that Born United would fight this suit and wouldn’t back down.

In the intervening months, two things that just might be related have occurred. First, Fernandez sold off his ownership stake in the company. Second, Born United settled the case with Buc-ee’s, agreeing to pay the bullying corporate giant nearly a million dollars.

A South Carolina apparel retailer has been ordered to stop selling clothing featuring an unauthorized version of Buc-ee’s beaver logo and to pay the Texas-based convenience store chain $850,000, according to WCIV. Born United, which operates stores in North Charleston, Summerville and Myrtle Beach, was sued by Buc-ee’s in 2025 along with owners Cameron Bechtold, Jared Williams and Josiah Bradley, WCIV reported.

The lawsuit centered on the company’s use of a design resembling Buc-ee’s trademarked beaver logo.

Some speculation on my end, but I’m going to ahead and assess this as cowardice across the board. Do I know that the lawsuit was at least part of the reason Fernandez dipped from his ownership stake in Born United? I don’t, but the timing makes me think that’s the case. And did his bailing out loosen the spine of the rest of the folks at Born United? That seems overwhelmingly likely as well.

Not that I can blame them. Buc-ee’s is big, has lawyers, and has plenty of money to throw around to power its bullying tactics. Born United wants to survive and without the implied imprimatur of a government official in ownership, things probably got a whole lot more dangerous.

It’s just too bad that the only vanguards against Buc-ee’s trademark abuse currently are a TV show host and a small convenience store in Ohio. This is a company in dire need of a legal smackdown.

Ken Paxton’s Financial Disclosures Appear To Violate Federal Ethics Law, Experts Say [Techdirt]

This story was originally published by ProPublica and the Texas Tribune. Republished under a CC BY-NC-ND 3.0 license.

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton appears to have violated federal ethics law in significant ways when filing recent disclosures of his assets and liabilities, creating confusion about his net worth and holdings, a review by ProPublica and The Texas Tribune found.

Among them: Paxton, the Republican nominee for U.S. Senate, reported owning seven homes but said he earned no income from any. Yet all but one was listed for rent during the reporting periods, and some current residents and neighbors at those addresses confirmed that the properties were rented, the news organizations found. Receiving income and not reporting it is a violation of federal disclosure law, three ethics experts said. 

Additionally, Paxton did not disclose mortgages for three condos at a Utah golf resort that federal law requires him to list as liabilities if they are not personal residences. 

He also valued his stake in a vacant plot of Texas land at up to $50,000 on last year’s filing, but his business partner told the newsrooms Paxton’s share for years has been worth about $1 million. Federal financial disclosure law requires property to be listed at fair market value.

The apparent errors and omissions the newsrooms found obscure the extent of Paxton’s income streams, assets and debt, making it difficult for voters to make sense of his finances as they mull whether to support him in November’s election, the ethics experts said.

“It reflects either pure sloppiness on Paxton’s part or a deliberate effort to conceal some of his investments and property holdings,” said Craig Holman, a government affairs lobbyist for the nonpartisan good-government group Public Citizen.

A close-up screenshot of an amended financial disclosure form highlighting a joint asset listed as undeveloped land in Johnson County, Texas, valued between $15,001 and $50,000.
In Paxton’s filings reviewed by ProPublica and The Texas Tribune, he valued an undeveloped plot of land as worth up to $50,000 in 2025, first image, but then listed it the following year at between $1 million and $5 million, second image. Obtained and highlighted by ProPublica and the Texas Tribune

In Paxton’s filings reviewed by ProPublica and The Texas Tribune, he valued an undeveloped plot of land as worth up to $50,000 in 2025, first image, but then listed it the following year at between $1 million and $5 million, second image. Obtained and highlighted by ProPublica and the Texas Tribune

If Paxton wins, an incomplete picture of his finances could prevent watchdogs from evaluating his conflicts of interest as a senator, Holman and others said.

The apparent omissions are part of a pattern for Paxton. Over three terms as attorney general, he has withheld financial information that could explain how he became a multimillionaire and had the resources to purchase more than a dozen properties in five states. He began including many of these on his state disclosures only after the Texas Ethics Commission closed a loophole in 2024 that Paxton had cited to leave them off. Most were acquired while Paxton earned a government salary of $153,750.

In the new federal disclosure, filed in August after Paxton received a three-month extension, he reported a net worth between $1 million and $27 million. That is a significantly higher range than the negative $1.9 million to $11.1 million net worth he reported a year ago, before he had secured the Republican nomination but after he had declared his candidacy for federal office.

The spike was driven not by Paxton’s acquisition of more assets but because the reported value on several of his properties soared. 

Paxton’s report omitted listing as assets seven properties worth about $5.2 million collectively, including the Utah condos for which he did not disclose mortgages. He co-owns all of his known real estate holdings with his estranged wife, state Sen. Angela Paxton, property records show. The eight he reported are held by their blind trust, which is managed by a family friend.

Federal rules do not require candidates to report as assets personal homes or properties from which they don’t earn money, even if the properties are worth millions.

At a time when voters feel anxious about their own personal finances and dislike the idea of politicians getting rich in office, it would be wise for Paxton to be more transparent about his wealth, said Texas ethics and campaign finance lawyer Andrew Cates.

“If it were me trying to get people’s vote, I would err on the side of transparency rather than not,” Cates said.

Paxton declined to be interviewed and did not answer detailed questions about how he filled out the disclosure forms. Madison Cercy, a spokesperson for his campaign, said Paxton “has had a long and successful career outside of public service, including running his own small business as a lawyer. Stirring up partisan allegations is nothing more than a bad attempt to manufacture controversy where none exists.”

Before being elected to the state Legislature in 2002, Paxton worked at a law firm in the Dallas area and was a corporate attorney for JCPenney. His state financial disclosure for 2001 listed assets totaling no more than $170,000, a ProPublica and Tribune analysis found.

By 2015, his household net worth had grown to $5.4 million, according to financial records lawmakers subpoenaed in 2023 after impeaching Paxton on charges that he took bribes in exchange for helping an Austin real estate investor.

The records, few of which were admitted into evidence during the 10-day Senate trial that resulted in his acquittal, document how Paxton built a diverse portfolio that included investments in a cellphone tower, an HVAC company, a cement supplier and a police body camera manufacturer. He netted $2.2 million when Motorola acquired the body camera firm in 2019, according to his income tax return from that year. 

Shortly after, he went on a real estate buying spree, snapping up six properties in Oklahoma, Florida, Utah and Hawaii. His impeachment defense team said Paxton made a prudent shift toward real estate at a time of rock-bottom interest rates.

Questions about Paxton’s integrity have dogged him in the race for U.S. Senate. His opponent, Democratic state Rep. James Talarico, entered September with a narrow polling lead — uncharted territory in a state where Republicans have not lost a statewide race in 32 years. 

University of Texas/Texas Politics Project poll released last week found that just a third of respondents viewed Paxton as “honest and trustworthy.” The same day the statewide poll was published, a super PAC supporting Talarico hit the airwaves with an ad that labeled the attorney general as “the most corrupt politician in Texas.” The commercial included a reference to Paxton’s recently disclosed net worth.

Talarico’s net worth, according to his most recent personal financial disclosure, was between $67,000 and $305,000. The range changed little from the previous year. Like Paxton, Talarico did not include his single personal residence among his reported assets. 

James Henson, director of the Texas Politics Project, said the questions surrounding Paxton’s latest financial disclosures reinforce a longstanding narrative that the attorney general is secretive about his finances and may have leveraged his public position for personal gain.

“It’s his choice how much he explains or doesn’t explain,” Henson said. “But I think that comes with a potential cost, and we’re seeing that in public opinion.”

Paxton’s pivot to real estate appears to be a way to supplement his salary as attorney general. The newsrooms found recent rental listings for six of the properties he disclosed but for which he said he derived no income: two homes in Ocala, Florida; a home and a condo in Austin; a home in College Station, Texas; and a vacation lodge in Broken Bow, Oklahoma. 

A tenant confirmed to the newsrooms she’s living at one of Florida houses. At the Austin condo complex, a next-door neighbor said Paxton’s unit has a renter. And the five-bedroom, three-story Oklahoma lodge he owns is listed online as a short-term rental for up to $1,200 a night, with fall bookings filling up fast.

On his disclosure forms, which require real estate income to be reported, Paxton for each property selected the option “None (or less than $201).”

Federal law requires candidates who aren’t currently in Congress to report all loans exceeding $10,000, except those for personal residences. Paxton did not report three mortgages totaling $1.3 million for condos at the Black Desert Resort in southwest Utah, renowned for its world-class golf course. He purchased the properties in February; the reporting period for the most recent disclosure ran through mid-May. 

Reporters found the mortgage documents in local land records. Each contains an addendum to the mortgage that is used for rental properties, said New Jersey real estate lawyer Daniel M. Shlufman. That addendum removes a requirement that the unit be owner-occupied and allows the lender to collect rent directly from tenants if Paxton were to default on the loan.

Paxton purchased another condo at the resort in 2025, which he disclosed on his most recent report as an asset and a liability. The land records show he obtained a $640,000 mortgage for it. The resort advertises a program in which it leases units purchased by investors, but it declined to say if Paxton’s properties were enrolled in it.

“It’s kind of mind-boggling to think about having four homes at one resort property and imagining those are for personal use,” said Cynthia Brown, a senior lawyer at the government watchdog Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington.

The most significant changes between Paxton’s 2025 and 2026 reports were the valuations of the Oklahoma lodge and a plot of land outside of Fort Worth, whose value he said had increased by millions of dollars.

He appears to have switched from reporting the properties’ assessed values, which are set by the local county, to the loftier estimates of what they would fetch on the open market. 

Paxton’s initial use of the lowball values appears to defy federal rules aimed at bringing candidates’ disclosed property values in line with what they’re actually worth. While the Senate Ethics Committee instructs filers that they can use a recent tax assessment to set the worth of certain property, they must adjust it to market value if it is assessed below that. In these cases, valuations must be disclosed as a specific dollar figure rather than a range.

On both his annual reports as a Senate candidate, Paxton listed ranges for the value of each property he disclosed.

Last year, Paxton reported the Oklahoma lodge, just north of the Texas border, as worth between $100,001 and $250,000. The local county assesses the property at $176,000. Its estimated market value, meanwhile, is more than $1.5 million, according to real estate websites. This year, Paxton’s disclosure valued the property at between $1 million and $5 million. 

Likewise, Paxton valued a 42-acre plot of undeveloped land in Johnson County, south of Fort Worth, at between $15,001 and $50,000 last year. The county assesses the property as farmland worth $20,008, but estimates its market value is $2.9 million. This year, Paxton’s disclosure said the property was worth between $1 million and $5 million.

Paxton bought the property in 2006 with a group of investors including Rob Orr, with whom he served in the Texas House of Representatives. Orr, who manages the investment, said in an interview that Paxton’s 20% stake is worth about $1 million.

“It would have been around a million for quite a while, probably the last four or five years,” Orr said. “It has increased in value because of zoning and because of time.”

The group bought the plot to hold onto, Orr said, until creeping growth from the Dallas-Fort Worth area made it attractive for redevelopment. He said the group is negotiating a sale to a developer. Last year, Orr persuaded the City Council in Burleson to rezone the land, which had been restricted to agriculture, to permit retail and housing.

Paxton’s move to significantly revalue his assets without explaining why is “very strange,” said Margaret Dylus-Yukins, senior counsel for ethics at the nonpartisan Campaign Legal Center, which advocates for strong disclosure rules. Dylus-Yukins, who worked for six years analyzing executive branch officials’ financial disclosures for the U.S. Office of Government Ethics, said the agency would ask filers to explain major changes in writing.

“When you have public officials that appear to be fudging the numbers on their disclosure forms, and the Senate Ethics Committee is letting that slide, then you’re not only eroding trust in the committee but the candidate himself,” Dylus-Yukins said, referring to the significant differences between the filings. 

The ethics committee did not respond to requests for comment. Candidates or senators who willingly falsify financial disclosures can be fined up to $50,000 or prosecuted for making a false statement to the government, a felony. The committee rarely investigates senators and has not formally sanctioned a member in 19 years.

Candidates do not have to file any more federal financial disclosures before the November election.

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